Sunday, March 11, 2007

Who wants to be Abbot in an Abbot and Costello routine

I want to thank those deranged leftists for reminding me what the charm of being divorced from reality is. No matter how absurd the story far left types repeat the same slogans and just fail reading comprehension.

Mr Beamish sends me a story from the BBC about Jihadis abusing Mandeans. In the article people are burned to force them to convert. Way at the bottom it mentions forced circumcision. The key word is forced but the Duck having a single digit IQ see this as an anti circumcision post. Apparently forcing men to undergo circumcision is one of the more odious practices of Jihadism. A quick search found several stories of this in Sudan and Indonesia.

Do note there are no stories of Kahanists ever doing this. Even if they were so inclined they would only do this on Jews who did not have the procedure performed. The thought of Kahanists doing a "member check" is just creepy. I wouldn't want to live in a State with religious police.

Sonia's site has excellent posts on politics and art. I visit Sonia's site and an unhinged leftist in rabid mindless anti American mode and standard anti semitic minlessness repeats the same canard every time. Saddam was a tool of the CIA and the Israelis armed the Iranians. This is a clear example of mindless leftism repeating commedic slogans. I stem into Mr Beamish mode and point out the USA does not make T series tanks, MIGS, AK- 47. We also do not build Mirage Jets or construct nuclear facilities nick named O'Chirac.

The mindless leftist dolt fails to mention most of Iran's arms came from Syria, Lybia, North Korea and China. The Soviets sold arms directly to Saddam and through middlemen to Iran. This is an example of how mindless the left is. The Soviets supply both sides of the war but the blame goes on the USA and Israel.

Then we get the each new Communist attempts to redeem a flawed idea theme. "The Soviet Union wasn't leftist they killed leftists". This is quite amusing if we step into the Beakerkin school of math when one kills 30,000,000 all types die. Yet it was leftist who were giving the orders. Far left types also play this game with Pol Pot as well. The BAATH party is commonly called the Arab Socialist Baath Party. It is a Pan Arab Marxist party with roots in the French Communist party.

When you end up correcting all this foolishness far leftists turn to slogans. Maybe far left types should be required to have the Looney Toons theme as blog music.

16 comments:

Always On Watch Two said...

The thought of Kahanists doing a "member check" is just creepy.

Ye, gods!

Any latent homosexuals would love doing "member checks."

The BAATH party is commonly called the Arab Socialist Baath Party.

Just a casual observation here--Saddam's looks always reminded me of Stalin's.

The mindless leftist dolt fails to mention most of Iran's arms came from Syria, Lybia, North Korea and China.

China! On the rise militarily. Like that should be a surprise.

A few months back, a blogger laughed at me for drawing a North Korea/Iran connection. I think I've been proven accurate now. BTW, that blogger doesn't chat with me any more.

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I'm almost finished reading Brigitte Gabriel's Because They Hate. As you said, Beak, she nails the leftists as leaders and collaborators.

kuhnkat said...

That funky lookin' dude runnin' Syria looks like a typical '30s FASCIST!!!

All LEFTISTS at the bottom of the murder and mayhem. Anyone else surprised??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mr. Beamish the Kakistocrat said...

Beak,

You're assuming that there was a rational basis to Ducky's reaction to be found.

What does Beamish's Hypothesis say, class?

Steve Harkonnen said...

Syria's president has the Hitler moustache; haha, you are right, Khunkat.

Always On Watch Two said...

Mr. Beamish,
You're assuming that there was a rational basis to Ducky's reaction to be found.

What does Beamish's Hypothesis say, class?


I know! I know, teacher! (Frantically waves hand)

A leftist is not even as smart as a potato peel!

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

Steve Harkonnen said...

hey now! I know some pretty smart potato peels.

Mr. Beamish the Kakistocrat said...

BZZZZT!

Wrong!

Beamish's Hypothesis clearly states that leftists are incapable of rational thought. It has been unassailable as a predictive model of leftist "reasoning" since I first introduced it into American political discourse over 2 years ago.

From this solid hypothesis, built upon literally hundreds of hours of interaction with and observation of leftists on the internet, I've decided to narrow the scope of my inquiry to discover if the inherently leftist inability to think rationally causes detriment to an individual leftist's ability to form an opinion beyond what he's told to say by his television.

The Merry Widow said...

Mr. B.-Another line of inquiry is this; is it genetic or environmental, or a combination of the two?
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw

Mr. Beamish the Kakistocrat said...

TMW,

For that, I'll have to dig up my inconclusive early work on whether stupidity is a cause or symptom of leftism.

Justin said...

Beak:

Leftist are the precursors to Gene Roddenberry's "Borg". They truely believe that it has to be a collective and they have set out their course of "Resitance is Futile"

A friend of mine who is a leftie gave me a very good saying I use often. He said eventually you will get tired of arguing with me and just go along with what I say to shut me up.

Here is his quote:

"If you cant dazzel them with your brillance then baffel them with your B.S."

:)

Always On Watch Two said...

Mr. Beamish,
Revered teacher, is the potato peel answer a corollary?

Mr. Beamish the Kakistocrat said...

AOW,

It's excessively harsh towards potato peels, which are at least sentient enough to put down roots in the struggle to survive even if resources aren't optimal.

;P

sonia said...

an unhinged leftist in rabid mindless anti American mode and standard anti semitic minlessness repeats the same canard every time. Saddam was a tool of the CIA and the Israelis armed the Iranians.

Actually, Graeme is pretty moderate as leftists go... Compared to Leftyhenry, he is downright conservative.

Actually, I like it when leftists claim that Saddam was a CIA tool. This means that US had a perfect right to invade Iraq to remove its own tool. Sometimes leftists' rhetoric is so insane, they are actually undermining their own side. So all those leftists were marching in 2003 to defend a CIA agent from being removed from power ? Leftists defend CIA agents ?

beakerkin said...

Sonia

The worst of the Bunch is Atanu. He belongs locked in a mental health facility.

Lefty Henry and Mike B are reality impaired.

Graeme become moderate only when standing next to the more cartoonish. This bit was so comedic it was funny. Who was Saddam's CIA handler Mr Drucker from Green Acres or Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies? How does a CIA tool arm himself with billions of dollars of Russian Tanks and French nuclear reactors.

The Soviet Union isn't leftist was a classic.

What does one do for an encore after that. I suppose conspiracy theories with evil Pilsburry Dough Boys and the Satanic Swiss Miss wench could top that.

kuhnkat said...

Y'all need to recognise that Osama Bin Laden was NEVER in contact with the CIA!! He was in contact with the ISI of Pakistan and most of his work was in financing and organising the ARAB fighters in Afghanistan!! In fact, the ARAB fighters and the locals appeared to get into firefights a little too often for everyones taste, except the Russians!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Osama mama NEVER was trained as a FIGHTER!!! Just another woosie IMAM/ADMINISTRATOR type!! I'll never forget the video of him handling the AK47!! It is absolutely PRICELESS the way he barely touched it. It was quite obvious he NEVER handles WEAPONS!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Al Qaeda is led by a PUTZ who RUNS FROM THE FIGHTING!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

peedoffamerican said...

Liberalism is a disease and should be treated as such. Until a viable vaccine is developed, they should be isolated from the general public such as is done with TB patients or, post birth abortion is an option also, after all they just LOVE pre-birth and late term abortion, don't they?
hahahahahaha