Thursday, March 29, 2007

Psychology of the Beak

Many of us have been alarmed over the possibility that Bert is Gert. Why on earth would he construct such a great self satire. No doubt he could come here and rail against Bert and scream he has never been creative or humorous.

Gert tends to take himself way to seriously. His blog is pretentious and loaded with cut and paste articles. Self satire, humor and creativity are not the traits we would associate with him.

If this were a creation of Gert one would have to tip their hat a brilliant creation of self satire and humor. Any reading of the site is just comedic brilliance. It is genuinely funny in a brilliant but not over the top satire like Brown's Mullah Beak blog.

As I am in moderation no comments will be posted that are offensive. Tommorow's interview will be mostly light humor with nothing over the top. Bert is an expert in Developing a Web presence so I will ask him questions about our blogs. Think of this as a cross between a cyber roast and an interview.

Tommorow's interview will be funny because it is obvious whomever Bert is has a great sense of humor. I invite everyone except the following people John Brown, Socrates and Greg. Do note we have invited Gert if he isn't Bert, but only if he can behave. Let him explain why Bert's answers are wrong Bert vs Gert in theories about developing a web presence might be interesting. We have even invited MZ whose behavior has been less than stellar, just leave Greg in daycare. Of course we have invited Nanc and Freedomnow as well.

Tommorow's focus will be on humor. How should we best develop our Web presence. If Gert thinks Bert's theories are wrong he will have to explain why without any gourd or muppet baiting. We have alot to learn about building a web presence. Bring your sense of humor and curiosity as whatever happens promises to be fun.

I am planning a series of familar website and avatar reviews. We will be provided expert opinions and advice from Bert. Read learn laugh and enjoy and come in with an open mind.

Beamish in 08

11 comments:

Always On Watch Two said...

Think of this as a cross between a cyber roast and an interview.

This is gonna be FUN!

Mr. Ducky said...

Beak, does that mean weaz and uptown can join?

beakerkin said...

Yes even Weazie and Uptown can join in on this one. All they have to do is remain civil. Only one or two Weazie comments have been censored. Uptown can post as long as it is on topic, civil and not more than five.

I was thinking of making my own post called Being Ducky or how to
be a contrarian without being a troll. It will me my social service to all those knuckleheads
that want the attention of being a contrarian but not despised.

Only Socrates, John Brown and Greg are banned. We will even ecourage Gert to lecture Bert on Web Presence. Of course many suspect Gert is Bert so this becomes funny.

Farmer John said...

I guess we'll soon find out which of the two has the greater web presents...

Mr. Ducky said...

Hey, Beak, gonna watch Rudy this Friday night?

Barbara Wawa is going to interview him and his chippy about their six former spouses. Should really rake in the family value crowd especially after Elizabeth Edwards has set a standard for courage and class.

beakerkin said...

Anyone who has been through a divorce knows believe nothing you read and half of what you see.

I am going to be singing with the Beamish Street Band Blue Stained Dress

Fariq Ali Musad said...

I have offered Bert a camel. That should increase his web presence.

beakerkin said...

Fariq

A camel would be an great idea. I wonder if you have a jawbone of a donkey I can borrow. I want to be prepared in case Greg visits.

Farmer John said...

He'll probably bring one of his own, beak. ;-)

Fariq Ali Musad said...

jawbone of an ass....let me search my ancient texts....ah yesss here it is...

Farmer John said...

His own jawbone. But then, at least fariq got it...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, leave the puns to nanc or beamish... ;-)