Sunday, August 20, 2006

KFC as a metaphor for life

I have had a rough day today Commies, Unbalenced nuts, Leftwingers, Rightwingers and Kahanist. I will relax with my bucket of KFC to serve as a metaphor.

Jason Pappas: Lets legalize the herbs and spices it will take out the need for Black Market Fried Chicken.

Nanc: KFC and Golf do not mix

Kahane Loyalist: You will go into the Unkosher closet with your unnatural lifestyle

Mister Beamish: That stuff stinks try Lee's

Ducky: Well if you must consume food that is Bad for you we will place a $20.OO tax on every bucket. The money will go to useless Communist Social Science research to find out about Noam Chimppanzee's theory of Corporate Chicken.

TMW: That stuff is really bad for you

Warren: Hey lets get a bigger bucket next time

Uptown: Look at you pathetic wanting to be black fried chicken eating fool. Whers is the Grape Soda and the Watermelon. Holy smokes its there. Beakerkin is living incognegro because he wants to be black.

MD: Look Beakerkin there is a copy of Profootball weekly. ( Switches buckets to Kosher KFC)

Farmer John: Did Plato say anything about herbs and spices.

Rob Bayn: Save some for American Idol you glutton.

AOW: A Peach Cobler goes well with KFC.

Justin: Now Beakerkin civilization did not begin with Col Sanders. There are plenty of other creatures we can serve fried but lets leave the armadillos in the yard.

Freedom Now: Hey Beaker Lawrence Taylor is snorting your biscuts. He falls for that every time it is the only way to get his hands out of the Bucket.

John Brown: We are nationalizing this bucket of zionist apathied capatailist assault
weapons grade artery cloggings WMD for the revoilution. Beakerkin you can't bite a hand. Damn he drew blood #%$#% Capatalist ^*^*y6798 Mullah Beak ^*&^*(&(.

Saba; That is quail do not tell me that that is chicken just because it looks tastes and apppears to be a Chicken.

167: Zionist Meadia Facist Chicken eating American vermin and you are all too fat. Did I tell you about my 167 IQ. I built a Leggo Concentration Camp with wee Craigee.
You American Joooos are so evil and do not know your place and stop calling me an anti semite.

Greg: MZ should not tell anyone about KFC down with MZ. Down with KFC.

Jeff Barholtz Hey Lard $^&%^% pass some of the $%&%&^ chicken down.

What a day. This is one for the ages.

30 comments:

Unknown said...

too bad its not popeyes

beakerkin said...

I miss Popeyes chicken but I can only dream of such wonders in the frozen North.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I wouldn't give Popeye's Chicken to a starving homeless bum even if I was mad at them.

I mean, I'd kick 'em in the face before I'd be cruel and feed them that crap.

Lee's Famous Recipe. You can't go wrong. Seek one out.

Mad Zionist said...

Am I MD?

The Merry Widow said...

Popeyes is the best, but KFC will do if you can't drive 15-20 because you and your daughter are really hungry(KFC is 2 miles away)! Just don't eat eat it everyday! Blackberry cobbler and French Vanilla ice cream go well with it too! Especially HOMEMADE!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw
Just not for breakfast, that's what pizzas for!

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

TMW,

Nonsense! Popeye's chicken is nasty. It is garlic butter and cayenne pepper sauce globbed into a corn starch and black pepper batter and deep fried onto chicken that's been soaked in salt water.

Ho hum. You might as well call a slice of bologna a ribeye steak.

No culinary prowess whatsoever goes into that futile attempt at making quality fried chicken.

Lee's Famous Recipe, however, is in few places on Earth, and all over Heaven.

The Merry Widow said...

None in our area! We muddle along as best we can, sooo since I have never been exposed to Lee's, I can make no judgements about it! So I will manage with what we have!
So quit waving that stuff at me if you won't share! BTW- I still like Popeyes!

tmw

Mad Zionist said...

Beak, your "buddy" just ripped you a new one in his latest post - a soppy dedication of puppy love to Saba and the "Palestinian" people. I hate to say this, but you are getting exactly what you deserved for cozying up to the infante terrible.

Always On Watch said...

Beak,
I make a pretty good peach gobbler. My neighbor from Georgia has an even better recipe. :)

beakerkin said...

FJ

Is there any truth to the rumor Polus and Poultry are related. I see hints of a certain Mallard in that post.

AOW I think you mentioned the Peach cobler before. Nanc will still not let me on the Golf course with a bucket of KFC.

Da Weaz said...

FJ,

Still cuttin' n' pastin'. One day you'll think for yourself.




Time's runnin' out.

John Brown said...

Hey MULLAH BEAK the DHS PEDOPHILE,

You've demonstrated time and time again on your blog that you cannot take criticism. Since you're such a cry-baby - so unable to take a fraction of what you feebly try to dish out - maybe you should just wrap up the badass routine. Because with every sob story you tell, you come across like a broken-down lunatic - more like Apartheid Israel whining to the UN for protection from Big Bad Hizbullah.

It has to be humiliating. You won't need to throw so many temper tantrums. You can just be a feckless little twit - posting Nazi apologia and conducting stupid interviews - and nobody will even care!

Doesn't that sound better?

Anonymous said...

John Brown Stain the Baby Killer,

I love it when you take the time to post a bunch of links so we can ignore them!!

Would you please post a few thousand more today??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, and considering where you put your ungloved hands and fingers I wouldn't recommend KFC for you without GLOVES.

Did you and hizbully enjoy the DEAD BABY BARBECUE??? I notice there weren't as many head coffin sale as I expected so you must have done SOMETHING with them!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You MORON STAIN!!!!

beakerkin said...

Brown

Nobody cares what you write. Do us all a favor and go play in your community with Renegade. Do us a favor take Uptown with you as the door hits your backside.

John Brown said...

Oh, MULLAH BEAK the DHS PEDOPHILE: why don't you put a sock in it, cry-baby?

All this is going to run around the blogosphere with SAMBO WARREN the INJUN KILLER crying and whining like a 2-year-olds who've lost their pacifiers.

nanc said...

duh beak - everybody knows it's golf and shrimp cocktail!

elmers brother said...

Beak speaking of KFC did you hear the Colonel with his wee beady eyes put a chemical in it to make you crave it fortnightly? Dem military types is all alike, trying to get us to goose step over and eat their chicken.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

FJ,

Lee Cummings was Col. Sanders' nephew and was Pres. of corporate KFC so it's unfair to say he taught the Colonel. Lee's just has a family recipe that blows the corporate, passionless, mass produced post-Colonel KFC out of the water.

Purple Avenger said...

Only most poultry can't fly

I will testify that I've never seen a breaded chicken breast fly on its own. I've seen a few thrown in anger though, and launched a few myself..

nanc said...

my tip for the day:

never, ever, under ANY circumstances, fry chicken in the nude.

Warren said...

Mad Zionist said...

"Am I MD?"

20/20!

Beak said:
"Warren: Hey lets get a bigger bucket next time"

I'm busted!

Stain, get a life!
A real one!

You're the only tantrum throwing crybaby I know.

Farouk said...

HU hu hu!

Did someone say my name?

Woka Woka

I'm thinking about opening my new blog, but I haven't made my mind up yet.

I got tired of that same ol same ol commie crap and thought I'd try my hand at something serious. I've got a really neat name picked out "Savage Circus".

In the mean time, LET"S DO THE CURLY SHUFFLE!!!

Nuck, nuck, nuck.

(anybody seen my buddy bozo?)

elmers brother said...

JB - speaking of two year old and pacifiers your child care worker called she's tired of you taking a *hit and leaving on the carpet. She says leaving an honest job is not her style so you have to go. She suggested you learn how to wipe and clean your own *ss. She's tired of it.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

my tip for the day:

never, ever, under ANY circumstances, fry chicken in the nude.


But Nanc, the skin's the best part.

nanc said...

not when it's covered with blisters...

nanc said...

happy birthday beamish!

Anonymous said...

Uhhh nanc, I've never seen blistered fried chicken?????

nanc said...

i was talkin' about blistered nanc!

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Nanc,

A flirt uses a feather. A pervert uses the whole chicken.

elmers brother said...

mr. beamish - but the whole chicken is so much fun ask ducky