Saturday, August 19, 2006

Note To Poultry

The NY Yankees swept a double header from the Commie Sox. Where was Gomer Kerry mugging for the cameras. Does he do this only in Presidential elections? Has he found Manny Ortiz yet. At least Rudy looks like he belongs in Yankee Stadium. If the Yankees sweep will angered locals take owner John Henry (no relation to a genuine folk hero) out for a drive with the swimmer.

15 comments:

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

When I'm President there will be no talk of this baseball distraction during the NFL (real sport) preseason. Baseballers have had 4 months to figure out which steroid junkie has the most neck pimples. Let's give it a rest.

Greg said...

It's ok, beakerkin...the White Sox will take out either one of the teams mentioned above. Go ChiSox in '06!!!

beakerkin said...

The Whitesox have to take out the Twins.

JINGOIST said...

Watch out for my Twins Beaker! We have lost our premier pitcher Lariano for the year (I think) due to arm problems, but we are gonna get the wild card and show up in the post season yet! GO TWINS!!

Morgan

beakerkin said...

They key to playing the Yankees is to throw strikes.

JINGOIST said...

Beak we moved out of Minneapolis when I was a kid in 1973. I grew up going to Twins games and rooting for Rod Carew, Harmon Killebrew, Bert Blylevin and Tony Oliva. When the Twins are doing well I'm a fanatic. When they suck I look forward to football season.

Greg, tonight at 7PM on WGN the Twins will triumph. Be there. :-)


Morgan

Mr. Ducky said...

Yes, a truly miserable day Beak.

I think Theo Epstein has to get his way and let the Sox idle and rebuild for a year or two. They will be rid of Ramirex and there is some good talent in the minor leagues.

It is academic since neither the Yankees nor Red Sox have the pitching to go all the way and the Yankees compound that with poor defense.

Right now both can get to the post season but can't win.

Detroit, Chicago and Minnesota are where the winner will emerge.

beakerkin said...

Duck

Do not bet against the Yankees taking out Detroit.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

At the risk of losing some support for my 2008 Presidential candidacy, I must insist as a plank of my campaign platform that the professional baseball season be reduced to six weeks, which is more than enough for each team to play each other twice and have a round robin tournament for the pennant in time for strawberry harvest time.

beakerkin said...

Mr Beamish

I still think Nanc is upset about off road golf

Greg said...

Morgan: unfortunately I can't see the game cause we still don't have cable installed here in Ramat Ha'sharon, Israel, but I'll make sure to read everything there is about the game as soon as it's over.Sorry to disappoint,

Greg.

beakerkin said...

Greg Yahoo sport carries the game on 60 second delay.

JINGOIST said...

In that case Greg, keep your weapons clean and your vehicle fueled. Your team won too. I think it was Sox4-Twins1. Oh well. Good luck bubba!

Morgan

Greg said...

beakerkin: I know...that's pretty much the only way I can "see" the game.

Morgan: Yepper...they sure did. Now there's the rubber match. Let's keep this one clean, boys.

drummaster2001 said...

the red sox cant win. schlling can only do so much.