Good Lord Beakerkin Goes PG-13 or People who live in Stones should not throw Glass Houses

TABOO WARNING THIS POST WILL NOT BE THE FAMILY FARE WE RUN EVERY DAY. THOSE OF YOU EASILY OFFENDED BY EUPHAMISMS FOR AHEM INTIMATE ACTIVITY ARE ADVISED TO STOP READING.

SERIOUSLY STOP READING. THIS IS NOT ONE OF MY JOKES. OKAY YOU WERE WARNED.

Lets go into the basics of intimate behavior. There is just one activity a heterosexual couple can engage in that gays can not. Thus the purpose of that activity is procreation. Hold then why do couples use interventive methods comonly to prevent procreation. Moreover there are plenty of marriages without children due to infertility or choice. Then there are couples who wed long after procreation was a distant memory.

The bottom line is depending on your morality or place intamate activity is a for of communications between two partners or a hell of a good time if one is more sleazy. The midevil notion that women were not supposed to enjoy sex is antiquated and out of date. However with intimate behavior comes responsability but that is another post.

Gay couples and straight couples can perform the act made famous by Onan. Onan is not Conan's brother and it is not translated properly. The act I am refering to is called self pollution, or spanking the monkey or choking the chicken. Note there are no Duck references. These are euphamisms for manual activity on ones partner or on ones self. 98% of people reluctantly admit to having done it and 2% are confirmed liars. We do know what the bible says about taking matters into our own hands. Yet we look down at those with an alternative lifestyle.

Then there is the act that Bill Clinton made famous. Both Gay and heterosexual couples engage in this act. Most of us hetero sexuals have engaged in this activity.
Are we going to single out gays for activities straights do as well.

Then there is the act that placed Sodom on the map. Sorry to let you in but many heterosexuals engage in this as well. This is not the only act that people with alternative lifestyles perform contrary to popular opinion.

Moving ahead to what is deviant how many of you engage in postitions other then the one deemed appropriate by missionaries. Well in an earlier time you would have been labeled a deviant. Thus morality and what is considered appropriate varries with time. Are we going to single out one group of people who do not perform a single act that heterosexuals perform as well.

People have to be what they are. It is increasingly evident that there are biological aspects that play a factor. Are we going to return to the middle ages when handicapped people were deemed as cursed by god.

Then there is extramarital and premarital sex. Most people do not wait for their wedding. Many people do not hold their vows sacred are we going to toss them out of church or only gays who are being themselves.

Now one is entitled to view scripture in whatever manner they chose. Certainly there are many who do take a literal interpretaion of these verses and nothing else. However literalism is one of the things we are fighting Jihadis over.

How many of you would eat lunch with a gay coworker? It is not contagious and one is not going to start likeing Bernadette Petters and Bette Midler out of the blue. We live in a society governed by civil law and not theological canon. I have zero problem eating luch with a gay coworker done. It does not change my identity nor do the prattle of the less enlightened bother me.

Many of us have performed the same acts gays have and have engaged in behavior deemed at one time or another deviant. People who live in stones should not throw galss houses.