Many of the Democrat's seem to think we can negotiate with Al Queda. Mr Beamish believes in a different approach
Jihadi: You die now!!!!!
John Kerry: How about I die fifty years from now and send you a lifetime supply of Ketchup.
Jihadi: You die now!!!!!
Kerry: How about I give you a couple of Neocons. You seem to love to behead Jews. I'll see if I can find some Jewish Republicans but they don't grow on trees. Where did I put that phone number of that Beakerkin chap.
Jihadi: You die now!!!!!
Kerry: You know you remind me of someone I knew in Vietnam. I was ther in
Jihadi: Allah Ahkbar slice the infidel's head ALLAH AHKBAR. What is this the head is still talking.
Kerry: You know I am a Vietnam Veteran. I spent three months in the actual combat zone and the next thirty three years talking about it.
Jihadi: I can not take this blathering infidel moron any longer. Hand me my suicide bomber vest and I will get rid of this headache.
Our candidate Mr Beamish Has another method.
Jihadi You Die Now!!!!
Mr Beamish..........
Jihadi YOU Die Now!!!!!
Mr Beamish..........
Jihadi: Ahmed, is it possible to smirk in a gasmask. By Allah's will he seems to be smirking.
Mr Beamish.............
Jihadi: This Mr Beamish guy is tougher than most Americans. We will raise it to the next level. We will use your women as sex slaves and Janet Reno will guard my harem.
Mr Beamish...........
Jihadi: Just don't sit there I am a blood thirsty Jihadi. YOU DIE NOW!!!!!!!
What is this red dot it follows me everywhere? I move left it moves with me. What is going on? Say something you infidel dog.
Mr Beamish: You Die Now Bombs Away !!!!!
BLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Vote Beamish in 08. This message was paid for by friends of Mr Beamish
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The only thing dominant in your post is that you have no knowledge as such of the Muslism and the Jihad. If your country was attacked, I wonder if you would have taken up arms to defend it?! but i guess the media has brainwashed you guys to the extent where normal understanding of even human nature is beyond your grasp.
Since I announced my candidacy for the Presidency on my 35th birthday precisely one year ago, this running gag has been hilarious.
I wonder how many hits the search string "Beamish in 08" brings up on Google.
Amsa,
Perhaps you were too busy ululating in delight around an American flag burning to notice America was attacked on September 11, 2001? And October 12, 2000? And October 31, 1999? And August 7, 1998? And February 23, 1997? And July 16, 1996? And June 25, 1996? And November 13, 1995? And March 1, 1994? And February 26. 1993? And January 25, 1993? And October 3-4, 1993...
...May 30, 1972?
happy 36th birthday to beamish - always remember: this is the first day of what's left of your life - ENJOY!
Asma in case you haven't noticed this is a comedy post. Moreover, I am a eyewitness to 9-11 and a survivor of the 93 blast.
The school children in Beslan had to be killed for what? Do not try the idiocy that jihad means struggle. A fat man stuggle to put on a pair of jeans. Shooting hundreds of kids going to school is cold blooded murder and that is what Jihad is and always will be.
Do not bandy about Islamic history and whose lands were invaded. Islam is and always has been a colonial pathology marked by its constant record of human rights abuses.
In other words its the fault of the jews, Assyrians, Copts, Kurds (who are Muslim), Maronite, Hindu< Sikhs, B'hai, Zoroastrian, Bhudist,
Serbian Orthodox, Armenian, Roman Catholic, Russian Orthodox, Yezidi
and American fault for just not understanding Islam. Everyone else is the problem.
Sorry Asma I am not buying.
Have a good day peace be unto you but Vote Beamish in 08.
Happy Birthday Mr Beamish.
Asma was genuine my site meter picked her up from Pakistan.
amsa,
Your people HAVE attacked our country.
We will continue returning the favor until you ISLAMONAZIS STOP OR ARE DEAD!!!!
Have a nice day!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pakistan, eh?
Then I suppose Amsa should know these dates:
January 21, 2002
November 12, 1997
March 8, 1995
September 5, 1986
These are key dates of Pakistan's participation in the war between Islam and the United States.
Can I be the campaign manager for Central Florida? I want to know if there are going to be candidates for senator and govenor(my brain is not engaging that word!)?
tmw
TMW
Sure you can Have the Job. The original idea came from a comment in the post below.
Beak,
I'm glad to see this comment from Mr. Beamish front and center.
From Amsa: The only thing dominant in your post is that you have no knowledge as such of the Muslism and the Jihad. If your country was attacked, I wonder if you would have taken up arms to defend it?!
Obviously, Amsa is new to this site.
Yep-He/she/it has no clue as to what "real" Americans can and would do! The politicians can only speak to the masses(it's how they got there), individuals can be less political and more real!
Justn- Truely, they are causing division and uproar within the house, majoring in the minors! The results are horrendous, but will they see it? No, they will continue in their self-deception and "great will be the ruin of their house!" Unfortunately they will drag others down with them!
JihadWatch has a link to some interesting bits of news from the ME, I'm not hiding anywhere except in the Rock today!
Maranatha!
tmw
That's it Beamish has my vote.
I like and respect those who speak clearly and concisely. Even if I disagree with their conclusions, it takes thought to speak that way! And courage, because you can't hide behind someone elses words!
tmw
Yes, Little Che Sucky the Cowardly Liar, You can have my Plasma TV.
Of course, it mght be a while since I don't have one yet!!
You can have my 2500 foot house at Tahoe also, when I buy it!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr. Ducky,
As soon as I'm President and wipe out Boston with the Oval Office's remote-control hurricane guidance system, you can go lift one yourself out of a store window.
TMW,
You want to be governor of Florida?
Mr. Pres-Elect- I would be honored too, but I already have my much coveted asignment, your holy terror Chief of Staff! I will make sure everyone knows that you're not for sale and they BETTER listen to you or I'll have to have the dents hammered out of my skillets!(I'll charge them for it too!)
Jingoist or MadZ on the other hand...
tmw
P.S.- Since I nearly flunked fwench in high school, I'd be pretty good at State, just have to have a supply of mops, brooms, buckets and dumpsters for the clean up!
tmw
If your country was attacked, I wonder if you would have taken up arms to defend it?!
You mean like Israel in 48'?
Israel was a country in '48?
More like a UN created feifdom for Jews which displaced the indigenous Arabs.
TMW,
Unfortunately, I see no need for a State Department. In this age of the internet, I can just e-mail sub-American nations and tell them what for myself.
Mr. BTIP,
In this day and age we can start our own Security companies and carve out our own sub-American nations!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Uptownsleeze,
You are soooo ignorant you think buying land is illegal!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are SOOOOOOOO ignorant that you think illegal immigrants have more rights to the land than those who BOUGHT it LEGALLY!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are SOOOOOO ignorant that you don't even realise that the BRITISH OWNED ALL THE LAND BY RIGHT OF CONQUEST OVER THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE and TREATY WITH THE OTHER ALLIES.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are SOOOOOOOO ignorant you don't know through the goodness of their hearts they decided to honor the LEGAL LAND DEEDS active during the Ottoman Empire, which they were not required to do by International Law!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are SOOOOOO ignorant that you think treaties signed legally amongst mutually accepted allies who have won a conflict are worthless!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are SOOOOOOOOO ignorant that you believe there is such a thing as an ARAB Palestinian who has a unique culture or language or had their own gubmint at some time in the past or produced unique cultural artifacts or...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are SOOOOOOOO ignorant that you don't realise that by International Law that it wouldn't matter even if they did!!!!
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You are SOOOOOOOO ignorant that you don't know that even the so-called Palestinians didn't know they were Palestinians till around 1967!!! (I believe the first hint of it was in 1959)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are SOOOOOOOO ignorant that you don't even know that Arab leaders talked openly about the subterfuge of CREATING the Palestinian identity to fight the Jews and had no plans for an independent Palestinian state if they WON!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are SOOOOOOOOO ignorant that you don't even know that the UN refugee charter group had to change the definition of refugee to allow over half of the so-called Palestinians to be registered as REFUGEES!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are SOOOOOOOOO ignorant that you don't know that the Israelis and the UN BOTH tried to work out a return for the refugees to be completed within a few years of 1949 but were blocked by the Arabs who HATE the JEWS and wanted to ERADICATE them even though they failed in 1948!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are SOOOOOOOO ignorant that you don't even know that a big chunk of those so-called refugees were originally FROM THE WEST BANK AND GAZA AND WEREN'T FORCED ANYWHERE!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are SOOOOOOOOO ignorant that you probably even believe that we stole the southwest of the US from the Mexicans but can't explain how those MUTTS actually had a right to it themselves!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are SOOOOOOOOOO ignorant that you believe all the lying AGITPROP that the LEFTY MORONS pump up your anus every day of your MORONIC LIFE!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Now Uppity, aren't you glad you come her for a REAL education????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dang it, Mr. Pres-Elect, how's 'bout folding it into Chief of Staff? You can have the honors of clearing out the deadwood(may cause greenies to panic, burning gets them excited for some reason) and I'll make sure none of the twerps show up again! That work?
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
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