Thursday, August 24, 2006

The Beak Speaks Proudly Present A Blog Roast FOR FELIS !!!!!!!!!!!

Today our guest of honor is Felis of Democracy Frontline. Felis maintains a huge site
and his high quality links are valuble. Do you want to find out about news directly
from Indonesia. Felis has a high quality link from an interesting blogger there. He has a link to high quality Danish Blogger as well. Felis even has an excellent blog written by a Marsupial, Possum.

Felis is apparently well versed in the Koran. We had a fake Muslim female post for a few weeks. Felis's thorough checking of the Koran as well as my familiarity with Baluchi customs ended that fiasco.

Felis is an important anti-Communist voice on the web. Felis has actually lived in one of these "workers paradises" and will readilly tell sane leftists the reallities
about life under Communism. Okay what was that, I stand corrected Mr Beamish. Mr. Beamish assures me that there has never been a sane leftist.

On a personal level Felis is a good friend to all but he may have picked up some bad habits from us. There is still some debate but it is believed roadkill culture was started in America. Australians may have added a few wrinkles but we started this new
culinary trend.

Ladies and clods ( myself included) let the roast begin.

41 comments:

Farmer John said...

Just to set the proper tone for this roast...Three men, one American, one Japanese and a Polish gentleman were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager,' he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Polish gentleman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of he sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Polish gentleman finally said: "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax! ;-)

Mr. Ducky said...

"Felis is an important anti-Communist voice on the web."

Are you delusional? Beak, you're little band of anti-communists and muslim haters are for entertainment value only.

Mr. Ducky said...

A Gift from the IDF

Nice of the IDF to block the clean up.

Always On Watch said...

Farmer,
Very clever! You've certainly set a proper tone for Felis's roast.

nanc said...

bwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

i want to know who's being a bad influence on linkster! let me at them!

Farmer John said...

mr. ducky's beeper must not be working... He seems to think that returning a substance to the place from whence it originated is humorous. Actually, I must admit that I do find his call for atonement by IDF supporters rather humorous... but then again, i always have been a little tone-deaf myself.

Elmer's Brother said...

Felis is one of the first people who reached out to me when I started blogging. Excellent human being, even if he lives down under.

nanc said...

i heard linkster wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told linkster to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. linkster understood and was ready.

The time came to have linkster jump from the plane. The instructor reminded linkster that he would be right behind him. linkster proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord.

The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past linkster. linkster seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to his parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"

The Merry Widow said...

I guess he wanted to get as far away from communism as he could! Besides, Aussie's are cool people!

tmw

nanc said...

i can't seem to find any sequence today - how will i hostess this party?

Anonymous said...

nanc,

serve beer and pretzels.

Farmer John said...

Try wearing them on the outside again! I love ladies lingerie (no, not wearing it!)

MissingLink said...

Have you heard that one?

An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polack with a very long pole and a yardstick. He's standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick.

Seeing the Polack's ignorance, the American wrenches the pole out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures it with the yardstick, and says, "There! 10 feet long."

The Polack grabs the yardstick and shouts, "You idiot! I don't care how long it is! I want to know how high it is!"

Farmer John said...

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

MissingLink said...

Elbro,
...even if he lives down under.

It's all this blood getting into one's head.

FJ
What was the fax about??

Nanc
And ...who won?

TMW
to get as far away from communism ...
Communism is a great system for those who don’t have to live under it and at the same time dream about showing uneducated masses (rednecks like us) a better way to spend our lives without getting physically involved in the process.

Farmer John said...

Oh, I'd say about 10 sheets long. Or did you want the height?

Anonymous said...

Farmer John,

you sure he's not the one with a cock in his hand?? ;>)

Of course, was that Duck familiar to us?? He could be pretty HARD TO BEAT!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Farmer John said...

...now who said that a bird in hand was worth two in the bush?

Farmer John said...

beak put my mind in the gutter again with this roast idea. Okay, it wasn't really the beaks fault, it's where my mind normally resides.

nanc said...

bowling again, eh, farmer?

Farmer John said...

I've got to Nanc. I've given up on golf.

Farmer John said...

I haven't birdied a putt in quite a few outtings...

Farmer John said...

...and the Green fees are killer!

MissingLink said...

Australians may have added a few wrinkles but we started this new culinary trend.

Nothing tastes better than a kangaroo.

Of course your car is a write off after such encounter.

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nanc said...

shameless, farmer - pure and unadulterated!

Farmer John said...
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MissingLink said...

FJ
I see what you mean about the joeys.
And they even wore feathers.

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Always On Watch said...

Farmer,
this pit of depravity

Nah!

Admittedly, I haven't yet read all the comments. LOL.

Always On Watch said...

Well, now I HAVE read all the comments. Lots of guffawing here in accompaniment to my husband's snoring as he rests up after a brutal day at work.

FLORIAN said...

Felis knows the harsh reality of what a Fascist-Communist gov't is like--something that Plucky advocates. 100,000,000 dead and commie-fascists still insist liberalism works.

I'm chomp on some good old Polish sausage and drink a vodka/apple juice (Polish?) mix in Felis's honour!

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Felis once locked his keys in his car.

Took him nearly a week to get his family out.

Purple Avenger said...

Nice of the IDF to block the clean up.

Oil that sinks in water is very rare and needs to be preserved for study. I wouldn't clean it up yet either.

kuhnkat said...

What, the lefties didn't provide Lebanon with their own emergency clean up crews free of charge before the war started??

Im going to write Al "an embarassing truth" Bore and complain!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am extremely disappointed in the EU for not forseeing this issue also!! And where is the UN!! We give them millions a year to clean up after us and our allies according to the LEFTARDS!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nanc said...

well, i heard some of linkster's family was in a rollover in the family pickup - those in the pickup bed were lost - they couldn't get the tailgate down...

Warren said...

A Pole joke.

When Indiana was a territory, before Statehood, a detachment of Federal troops were sent to Indiana, (which means, "land of the Indians"), to negotiate a treaty with the Patoka Indians to allow the building of a military outpost on the new frontier.

Gifts were exchange and negotiation proceeded apace until the location of the outpost became a point of contention.

It was finally agreed that the winner of a athletic contest would decide the outcome. The competition would be a pole-vaulting competition with the winner being the person that vaulted the farthest, as was the custom back then.

The Federals went first and the athlete vaulted the length of two horses. An Indian went next and vaulted the length of thee, a Federal four, and Indian five.

Exasperated, the Federal grabbed his pole and with a hard run, stuck it at the edge of a wide river and vaulted across.

The Indian picked up his pole and just stood there staring and fumbling with the pole. Finally a Federal said, "Its your turn!". The Indian looked at him and muttered, "Indian no pole this!"

And that's how Indianapolis got its name.

Struth!
;^)

Indians and "Poles".

MissingLink said...

Warren what a beautiful story that was!!
I'll try to remember. ;-)

Nanc,
Yeah, that was a true tragedy.
It jammed.

Mr Beamish,
they told it was only seven days.

kuhnkat,
Every time I want to see the true face of progress I visit this WEBSITE


Florian,
vodka/apple juice (Polish?)
Yes it is these days. The've gone soft.

nanc said...

linkster - aren't they a decent and peaceful lot?

Elmer's Brother said...

Linkster - that's a scary site--my eyes...ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

MissingLink said...

Nanc
They are. All they want is peace as long as someone else has to pay for it.

Elbro,
Isn't it.
Human extrement at its lowest.