Over the last few day I had been preparing for a Federal examination. Only 15% of people pass this paerticular test. In order to be hired permanently one must pass this examination. The test is given with almost no advance notice, often less than a week. Even if I pass it is highly improbable I will be hired permanently, but I would remain a viable candidate for three years. If selected I would have to go to GA. for six weeks of training.
Astute observers of this blog may notice some stylistic changes in my writting. I have spent five days studying the classic writing style of Mark Alexander. Any rumors that I have been kidnapped by Communists or Jihadis, and someone else has been writting this blog are false. You will still see beakeristic spelling disasters
that many of you have grown to adore.
Mr Beamish in 08 !!!!!!!!!!!!
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i thought something was different and then came the two sentences you made without spelling errors i saw somewhere and honestly, was sure you'd been taken over by the spellcheck police. phew! you'll do well on your exam, because you are one smart cookie.
We will be praying for you, my friend! As a now confirmed bad speller(still amazes me) I have a lot of sympathy! You are very smart and will most likely do well!
tmw
I drag everything through a spelling checker.
You wouldn't be able to understand me if I didn't.
The test was given on a computer with spell check. However, I spent most of my time on sentence structure,grammar and puctuation.
My sentence structure needed fine tuning. Contary to popular opinion,
my grammar is not as bad as my critics claim. One of my critics regularly produces 173 word sentences wit 23 commas, eight or nine; :::::: and sentences starting with the word because.
The school shooting in Essex VT was up the road. The senseless stupid random violence made me feel homesick for my beloved NYC.
Anyone who shoots themselves twice in the head,and survives should be thrown out of the local homicidal criminals union. I hope the shooter does not try some Maple Syrup mania defense
I stand corrected and I do not think a defense could be mounted on the basis of ranch dressing. Ranch dressing is used by the locals on everything. LL Bean or Volvo envy might be attempted.
"Astute observers of this blog may notice some stylistic changes in my writting."
Yeah, you still don't know how to spell worth a damn.
Or at some point in English history was writing spelled with two T's?
Nice job, still dumb as a brick.
Of course, it's unlikely you'll be hired permanently. What job wants to keep a moron on the payroll?
If 15% of people pass the test, then rest assured: you'll be right where you are, at mom's computer, working on your blog.
Weazie
I am sure you spell the same word with two ss. Where are your readers Weazie? Maybe if your social skill weren't on par with axemuderers and other mental patients you might have a readers.
Then again you could fill up a comment board with all of your multiple personalities.
Got Haldol Weazie?
And if you knew what a colon symbolizes, you'd realize it is within my prerogative to place it there. Try again.
If you think "yeah," is not used in either spoken or written English then you don't know English. Google it. If you wanted to correct grammar, learn exclamation marks. Sorry.
Kuhnkat, ya half witted jackass, if you type "yeah," in google, you'd find 247 million hits. So much for your English lesson. No small wonder you come to the defense of your spiritual illiterate twin. Learn about exclamation marks yet?
Sorry, bozo, you have said nothing of substance, and definitely don't understand the world in which you live. You should be in Iraq right now, given your passionate belief in the military and you being in reserves. The broken military will soon be upping the age limit, and a moron such as yourself should be over there instead of shooting your mouth of over here.
And you're a hypoChristian believing that you could be a soldier and a Christian at the same time. You're just a half witted moron who writes long lengthy laugh lines like a little girl in the second grade. Sorry.
And if you weren't such a jackass, you'd know that "yourself" is one word.
Sorry, moron. Learn English before you try to correct it.
Cause it's much better to fight to the last drop of someone else's blood, of course.
But, duck, I kinda liked the old look a little better. Brought me back to the Miles Davis 50's.
But I kinda like the idea of a half witted moron telling me that "yeah," isn't a real part of the English language.
What were the Beatles thinkin'?
Yeah, he doesn't agree with my colon usage. Crap comes outta mine. He uses his mouth for that function, just like a whole lotta hypoChristians.
Haven't seen his films.
But yeah, the Goddard was better.
So what am I missing with his films?
Weazie, we know you have seen plenty of colons. However, this blog is not about your proclivities.
Lets talk about ham handed flirting. This must be difficult for one given your tastes. Where does a Communist psycho with no social skills go to meet babes. Inquiring minds want to know which
ward you go to. Do chicks really laugh at you, because you are 3'11''.
Hey Weazie you might have a reader on your blog! Wait nobody reads your blog other then Ducky and old lard butt the failed writer in CA.
Two words Weazie SOCIAL SKILLS
53? Wow, you're a special kinda moron.
Hey Weazie, the men with the butterfly nets are on the way. Time for you to take your meds like a good sociopath. You can conquer the world in your own dementia another day.
If you are a good patient maybe they will let you have tapioca. My blog does not cater to the criminally insane, try your own.
Beak,
I wish you all the luck you need.
Take care mate.
Kiarostami's that dude that made the Iranian knockoff of Taxicab Confessions, isn't it?
I hope the shooter does not try some Maple Syrup mania defense
Been tried...Twinkies and TV addiction.
Neither fared very well. The public is on to that sort of thing now. It would take a heavily leftist jury to buy it anymore.
Weaz,
May I suggest some ex-lax or colon blow because you are full of it.
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