This blog was dedicated to comedy when we set up shop. Kajando and Mr Beamish are great at this type of satire
Nick : Good day mate , this is Nick Adams your friendly GOP Crocodile hunter. Today we are going into the most dangerous territory in the world NYC . NYC is home to the infamous limosine liberal and a new phenomena the elusive Urban Red Redneck. We will check out those species and more in this exciting adventure of GOP Crocodile Hunter.
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Nick : In order to traverse this dangerous area we've hired a local . He isn't to friendly and his english is a bit broken. This is our guide Big Mike
Mike: Yo NYC is no place for the weak of heart. Everybody is a comedian or worthy of satire. Check this out a special treat we have a subspecies of the URR . This is the BURR . The Black Urban Red Reck.
Nick: Good day I am Nick Adams
Steve: Do not talk to your superior you White Devil. I am a Nubian god in my ebony glory. Bow and kneel to your new master.
Nick: In what ways are you my superior ?
Steve: Pigmentation and endowment you white boys are just not as equiped to satisfy women.
Nick: How do you know this ? Do you regularly go checking out male anatomy ? Did you do a statistical study ?
Steve: What are you suggestion ? Homosexuality was invented by the Joooos to fool the black man and the righteous 5%
Mike: Five percent but the bank is giving 2% . Are you some kind of Loanshark ?
Steve: No fool only five percent of the brothers are meant to be saved. You two are out of luck.
Nick: I think homosexuality was around before Jews.
Steve : That is not what Misister Metamucil says. The white man was created by the evil scientist Yacub to enslave and trick the 5%. Hey Jew boy turn around I am not talking about homeloans .
Nick : So you believe everything this Minister Metamucil says about everything.
Steve: Yes the whites and have stolen our culture. We built the great Zimbabwe, Pyramids etc and the white man stole it.
Nick : Speaking of Zimbabwe isn't it true that the Lemba claim to have built Zimbabwe and that they are ahem Jewish.
Steve : The only Jews that are real are the black Jews. The white ones are Khazar mongrels. The real Jews built Zimbabwe and the Khazars sold us into slavery. We want fourty acres and you can keep your fugly mule.
Nick : But that is ridiculous Islam and the Eastern Slave trade took far more slaves
then Jews. In fact there are places in Africa where it is being done today.
Steve: Minister Metamucil says it is lies spread by the Khazar mongrels. They practice a gutter religion.
Mike: Two seconds ago you said the Jews were the Lemba and they built Zimbabwe. Now you are saying they practice a gutter religion.
Steve: The real Jews are fake to prove it there is no J sound in the Hebrew language.
Nick: Are you out of yout mind ? The J sond is a phonetic translation of Hebrew.Think
of Jerusalem or Jesus.
Steve: You can not understand my superior intellect as you lack the melanin.
Nick: Melanin has nothing to do with intelligence.
Steve : So says your white science. You will make a good slave so why don't you fetch me something to drink an eat.Don't bring me any tea or crumpets and no Oreo's.
I would like some Hawain Punch with that.
Nick : So ends this episode of the GOP Crocodile Hunter. Next episode we meet the sickening Limosine liberal.