This is a chance for the readers and commenters to inflict comedic revenge on me. We
have a fresh supply of cheap booze and roadkill. Who brought in those botanical sex organs. Oh sorry TMW I forgot they are called flowers. Jams this is a cyber roast not
a mafia burial.
Today we celebrate 1000 posts on this blog. Unlike some of my critics every single post is done by hand. We do not do cut and paste jobs here. There are some throw aways like the Next posts. My posts are all hand made. Some of you have noticed a Beakerism when we spell Jew Jooooooooo. For some unkown reason this upsets anti- semites. Warren and I used to laugh at the contortions of 167 who was upset over a minor matter. He would go on at length about the extra ooooooo. Just recently Ducky complained about this.
One Beakerism has escaped this blog into odd places. The term Pseudostinian was my response to a term I didn't like on FPM Paleostinians. I find even my trolls have adopted this term and add the inept Fakestinians on other blogs. My trolls poultry excluded are not imaginative. I have found the use of that Beakerism on blogs that have nothing to do with the site.
I have a blog that is dedicated to satiring me. I do have a sense of humor and I did enjoy the John Brown satire of my posts on the Left Behind series and Superfly. The fact that his satire of me is better than his standard fare is just a fact John Brown will have to live with.
This blog for whatever reason even from its inception has always been a troll magnet. We do have an audience of far left types who read each and every day. However, I treat dissent in the manner it is presented. Now when Nanc talks about plaid of golf.... or when Ducky bashes Renoir...well you get the point.
I am honestly perplexed when far left types do not understand my disdain for Communists. Hello 100,000,000 dead, gulags, killing fields treason, but it must be me.
Now I know many of you are just waiting for your chance to inflict comedic revenge.
So I am prepared with a laundry list of all your secrets that will fall into the axis
Elmer told a knock knock joke in the sixth grade
Nanc wears "plaid" nooooo
TMW owned bunny slipers
AOW read used books. Imagine reading preread books at libraries.
Florian; Drank imported Beer.
Mr Beamish: Used munitions lower than .44
Ducky; Is a closed Renoir Fan
Justin: Has a Speedy Gonzales figurine
Warren: Drove a four cylinder vehicle
Kuhnkat; Did his trademark HAHAHA in lower case as an error
AC; Eats childrens breakfast cerals when nobody is looking
Rob: Uses Oneply toilet paper.
Freedomnow: Owned an Archies Commic
Farmer John; Grew the dreaded evil EGGPLANT
Jason Pappas: Remembers Wonderama and the theme song
Now that the forces of evil have all these tidbits you may begin to skewer me
Beammish in 08.