Mad Zionist Jewish Conspiracy Productions present
Urban Communist Crocodile Hunter
starring Mr Beamish as the Hunter
Co starring Beakerambo as the incoherent gun carrier and guide.
MrB: We are here in the big metropolis in search of the worlds most venomous prey the Urban Red Redneck. Now this evil creature tries to hide his true colors but a prepared hunter has ways of finding him. Beakerambo fetch our bag of commie lures.
Beakerambo Me Me Me Meep Me Me Lazy %$^$^%& Meep Meep
Mr B: Beakerambo how many times have I told you to stop hanging out with Jeff Bargholz. Watch the language or I will have to cut your wages.
Beakerambo: Me meee Meep Me mmmme Minimum.
Mr B: Oh I forgot we can't cut the wages if you are making minimum wage allready.
Now Beakerambo has bought us a copy of a fake CD Brokeback Communist Mountain in French and subtitled in English.
Now to find this Communist we must wait in front of this theatre frequented by Marxist Movie snobs. We will be back after a word from our sponsor.
Announcer: Are you tired of annoying house guests?
Beakerkin: You woke me up at 4AM to get salted butter, Yardley English Rose Lavender Soap and Charmin Ultra. Quick call 9-11 there is going to be a homicide.
Announcer: Don't go postal over rude house guests.
Announcer: Just spray ode de la Fresh Kills Landfill at the front door and your pest will go to a motel.
Beakerkin: Hey this stuff is so bad I am going to the motel too.
Announcer: See it works and you didn't commit hommicide.
Mr B: Now Beakerambo go out there and set up the CD's on a blanket and put on the turban.
Beakerambo Me meme Meep Me me Mi low wages meep.
Ducky: Hmmm you have a lousy collection of Reveng of the Nerds films. They are so middle class mediocre the bette noir of raunchy teen films.
Beakerambo: Me me mi Meep Meer Snob Mee Meep Meee.
Ducky: I understand your dialect modern idiotese. I am a film expert. Whats this Broke Back Communist Mountai
Mr B: Smells like Barbequed duck. Lets toss him into the Mr B Truck before the shock wears off.
Beakerambo: Me meme me primadona Me meeep.
Mr B: We have captured the rare Marxist Duck.
Jason Papas: Mr B how are you doing. That is an excellent catch you got there. Keep up the good work. Oooop s my book fell into the holding pen.
Mr B: Will you look at that his head just spun around and did a 360 like Linda Blair.
Ducky: REMOVE THIS VILE SATANIC SCREED NOW!!!!
Mr B: What book did you drop in there.
Jason: The Fountainhead.
Mr B: Beakerambo go in there and get the book before we get arrested for Poultry Abuse.
Beakerambo Me Me mmeeep union me me mi
Jason: Unions do not help the incoherent. Thank you for getting my book back. I think you should keep a copy. Rand is like crytonite to the Marxists. Beakerambo have you ever thought of seeing a speech therapist.
Mr B: He just got back
Jason: You mean he was worse.
Beakerambo Me me meep Me Mariah Meep Me
Mr B: He had to leave the place Mariah Carey was treating him as a sex object and he objected.
Tune in Tommorow for the continuing adventures of
The Urban Communist Hunter.