Mad Zionist Jewish Conspiracy Productions present
Urban Communist Crocodile Hunter
starring Mr Beamish as the Hunter
Co starring Beakerambo as the incoherent gun carrier and guide.
MrB: We are here in the big metropolis in search of the worlds most venomous prey the Urban Red Redneck. Now this evil creature tries to hide his true colors but a prepared hunter has ways of finding him. Beakerambo fetch our bag of commie lures.
Beakerambo Me Me Me Meep Me Me Lazy %$^$^%& Meep Meep
Mr B: Beakerambo how many times have I told you to stop hanging out with Jeff Bargholz. Watch the language or I will have to cut your wages.
Beakerambo: Me meee Meep Me mmmme Minimum.
Mr B: Oh I forgot we can't cut the wages if you are making minimum wage allready.
Now Beakerambo has bought us a copy of a fake CD Brokeback Communist Mountain in French and subtitled in English.
Now to find this Communist we must wait in front of this theatre frequented by Marxist Movie snobs. We will be back after a word from our sponsor.
Announcer: Are you tired of annoying house guests?
Beakerkin: You woke me up at 4AM to get salted butter, Yardley English Rose Lavender Soap and Charmin Ultra. Quick call 9-11 there is going to be a homicide.
Announcer: Don't go postal over rude house guests.
Beakerkin: What?????
Announcer: Just spray ode de la Fresh Kills Landfill at the front door and your pest will go to a motel.
Beakerkin: Hey this stuff is so bad I am going to the motel too.
Announcer: See it works and you didn't commit hommicide.
Mr B: Now Beakerambo go out there and set up the CD's on a blanket and put on the turban.
Beakerambo Me meme Meep Me me Mi low wages meep.
Later;
Ducky: Hmmm you have a lousy collection of Reveng of the Nerds films. They are so middle class mediocre the bette noir of raunchy teen films.
Beakerambo: Me me mi Meep Meer Snob Mee Meep Meee.
Ducky: I understand your dialect modern idiotese. I am a film expert. Whats this Broke Back Communist Mountai
ZAAAAAAAAAAP.
Mr B: Smells like Barbequed duck. Lets toss him into the Mr B Truck before the shock wears off.
Beakerambo: Me meme me primadona Me meeep.
Mr B: We have captured the rare Marxist Duck.
Jason Papas: Mr B how are you doing. That is an excellent catch you got there. Keep up the good work. Oooop s my book fell into the holding pen.
Mr B: Will you look at that his head just spun around and did a 360 like Linda Blair.
Ducky: REMOVE THIS VILE SATANIC SCREED NOW!!!!
Mr B: What book did you drop in there.
Jason: The Fountainhead.
Mr B: Beakerambo go in there and get the book before we get arrested for Poultry Abuse.
Beakerambo Me Me mmeeep union me me mi
Jason: Unions do not help the incoherent. Thank you for getting my book back. I think you should keep a copy. Rand is like crytonite to the Marxists. Beakerambo have you ever thought of seeing a speech therapist.
Mr B: He just got back
Jason: You mean he was worse.
Beakerambo Me me meep Me Mariah Meep Me
Mr B: He had to leave the place Mariah Carey was treating him as a sex object and he objected.
Tune in Tommorow for the continuing adventures of
The Urban Communist Hunter.
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22 comments:
and apparently she was trying to pay him minimum wage?
Nanc
Poor Beakerambo, he always ends up with the jobs nobody wants.
Whendo I get to burn the koran?
We will have to see if we can work in a cameo. I do have the plot line where TMW appears as a guest.
Jason Pappas was outstanding in this episode.
As long as she doesn't sing Mariah can treat me like a sex object.
my favorite part was Ducky putting down Revenge of the Nerds. Such an erudite film.
Also if Ducky is gonna act like Linda Blair and he is gonna get BBQ'd I could hear him screaming "EAT ME" "EAT ME"
you also might remember these quotes from the film as they apply here:
Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon.(aka communists) We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Beaker, and powerful. So don't listen to him. Remember that - do not listen.
Psychiatrist: Is there someone inside you?
Regan Ducky MacNeil: Sometimes.
Psychiatrist: Who is it?
Regan Ducky MacNeil: I don't know.
Psychiatrist: Is it Captain Howdy?
Regan Ducky MacNeil: I don't know.
Psychiatrist: If I ask him to tell me, will you let him answer?
Regan Ducky MacNeil: No.
Psychiatrist: Why not?
Regan Ducky MacNeil: I'm afraid.
Ducky: My idea of Heaven is a solid white nightclub with me as a headliner for all eternity, and they LOVE me.
Ducky could help an old altar boy.
What an excellent day for an exorcism.
Remember that - do not listen.
Oh nO!!
You mustn't listen no matter what.
When he talks to you, trying to lure you into his powers by depicting the future workers' paradise (tempting, tempting), close your eyes and sing something powerful, like Peter, Paul and Mary: Puff the Magic Dragon.
And remember Beak: Magic Dragon NOT bloody Magic mushrooms, nor any other MAGIC PUFF!
And Jason just happening to have several "Randoid Screeds" just in case there was a plucky who needs to be abused! Jason- Were you ever a Boy Scout?
And I get to be an annoying person? Wow! How fun!
Good morning, G*D bless and laugh!
tmw
LOL to the post AND the comments!
Tonights episode will be a thriller. Where is our Marxist film critic with his review.
I wonder if the muppet union will file a papers over the treatment of Beakerambo. He has not been the same since he was in the psychiatric ward with Mariah Carey.
First the jihadists and now Mariah Carey? Poor Beakerambo! He needs a vacation, no, forget it, I don't need to give Beaker any ideas on how to abuse him next!
tmw
Ducky I was expecting a scathing review. Cooper Union is still an amazing school. The area has not changed much with the exception of some obscenely over priced lofts.
TMW
Its funny you should mention Beakerambo abuse. We have a an unusal situation on tonights show.
Duck
Unlike film snobs I view the form as entertainment. I see nothing wrong with high quality mass entertainment.
My views of the role of art is quite different. I don't quite put fim on the pedestal you do. The asumption is that an artist may have a superior vision. The reality is that they may be as messed up as the rest of us.
Beaker- :snert:!
tmw
Ducky painting in the time of Renoir was equivalent to motion pictures. Some of the reviews of Renoirs works we consider master works today were killed by critics.
The question of art for mass appeal or art for arts sake itself
has been around for ages. The cutting edge mass produced films hailed by art critics are just not as relevant to society as a whole as family based entertainment.
What percentage of families watched Monsters Inc? Hollywood produces flops like Alexander when they forget about the purpose of film. Entertain and convey a good story and all else is secondary.
Film's only purpose is to project visual images and messages. But it is not as powerful as sound.
Take the hunting scene at the beginning of Disney's Bambi and replace the sappy music soundtrack with Metallica's "Seek and Destroy," and the scene become hilarious rather than sad.
Kuhnkat,
The hunters in the movie Bambi go nuckin' futs blasting away at Bambi's mom (apparently these hunters had a doe tag) with multiple shells from their shotguns (apparently they weren't interested in meat quality) and there's sad music when Bambi finds himself motherless. The scene itself is ludicrous, from a hunting perspective (indeed Bambi is something of an anti-hunting propaganda piece), but set to heavy metal music it becomes down-on-the-ground-rolling funny.
A good sequel.
... have a copy of Bambi meets Godzilla...
All I want to know is - who won?
There's always a BAMBI
Palis are Bambis for the IMS pinkos these days.
It feels good to have a bambi to be sorry for and generous and so to speak superior.
It helps of course if Bambi is cuddly.
Unfortunately Palis are just hairy but not very cuddly, oh… and they explode occasionally.
Kuhnkat No haven't.
Now I feel like a New Yorker who got caught of not knowing all Goddard's movies.
or as steve martin used to say, "LET'S GET SMALL!"
mornin' farmer.
it's far too chilly - brrrrrrr...
not to mention goosies...brrrrr...
which reminds me of a story...
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