Thursday, September 14, 2006

The Urban Communist Hunter Part 3

Mad Zionist Jewish Conspiracy Productions present

Urban Communist Hunter Part 3 The Hunt for 167

Mr B: We are on the hunt for the most noxious Communist Anti-Semite, the venomous 167. 167 is the obnoxious and moronic gay Dane from London. He is inb the notorious Uncle Charlie's bar on Perry Street. The question is how do we get this sicko into the Beamishmobile for relocation to North Korea.

Fortunately, on staff we have experts on the alternative lifestyle Justin Morris. Justin is a Vietnam Veteran and has no love for Communists.

Justin: Well you are in luck, it seems that there is Village People costume party. One of you could dress like a member of the village people and lure 167 into the van.
You can get his attention by saying Bad Jooo and showing him this lego concentration camp kit.

Mr B: We just happen to have a Construction Worker outfit in Beakerambo's size.
Beakerambo: Me mi meep NO WAY JOSE meeep MEEEP
Mad Zionist: Do you see may job openings under incoherent.
Beakerambo: #%$%^% Meeep mi meep me
Mad Zionist: No Jeff Bargolz can not get you out of this.
Beakerambo Me Meeep In the Navu mi mmeee
Mr B: That is the spirit Gufaw you look absurd but so does everyone in this area.

Later Beakerambo leads 167 to the van where he is cuffed.

167: Oh you want to play Abu Gharib you.... wait this is a trap the Jooooos. Heeeelp
Mr B; Now for the real torture we blast the music of Barbara Striesand 24/7
167: You Jooooos will pay for this. I will get all of you JUSTIN you old Joooodas. Beakerkin I will kill all of you Joooos er Zionists.
Beakerkin: Not before we send you to North Korea.
Beakerambo: Me Meep Mi Meeee In the Navy mmeeeep.
Mad Zionist: You can stop with the Village People bit.
Beakerambo: Me mi meep me me Fabulous me mi
Mad Zionist: This calls for some radical treatment we are shipping Beakerambo to man up with Jeff Bargholz to man up.

Jeff: Stop humming ^*^*( Village People tunes and drink this beer
Beakerambo: Me mi meem mi no umbrella
Jeff: $^%$^&%& no umbrellas in our drinks we are men.
Beakerambo: Me meee meep doily
Jeff: No doilies to prevent ^*&^&*^ stains
Beakerambo mee mme Meep Buurrrrrrp mi meee
Jeff: That is %&^*^* better
Beakerambo me mi meep %&%&%T& you me
Jeff: That is ^&%&%^& better. This is going to be a tough job.

Will Beakerambo man up? Will 167 like it in North Korea? Will Jeff Bargholz run out of beer. Has Mariah figured out Bruno Amato is not Beakerambo? Will Freedom Now get paid for his court victory?

Tune in for the next episode of the Urban Commie Hunter.

21 comments:

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Damn. 20 minutes into the movie and there's no shooting or car chases.

You making an art movie, Beak?

Elmer's Brother said...

if N. Korea doesn't work have Beakerambo take him to the Y-M-C-A!

MissingLink said...

Also Albania is a lovely holiday destination in the heart of Europe (for someone as sophisticated and cultured as 167).
Culture, history, goats!
Ahhhh!

Farmer John said...

The suspense is so high that my feet no longer reach the floor.

The Merry Widow said...

I'm looking for an appropriate study for plucky, after we finish the basics. Of course that may take more than 2 yrs.! LOL!
Poor Justin, Village People...
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw

beakerkin said...

Farmer John

The key is will Beakerambo be able to man up after spending time with Jeff Bargholz. He is very impressionable and needs a good role model.

Do not count the Duck out yet. He may be down but not out. We also have our advance scouts checking every mental health facility for John Brown.

Meanwhile MZ is selling lunchboxes
action figures and raking in the dough.

Farmer John said...

I suspect Beakerambo has something of a mind of his own. He's no Kenny from Southpark.

Elmer's Brother said...

Do those lunch boxes have thermoses?

I have some Campbell's soup for mine.

Mad Zionist said...

Where's the MZ lunchbox? I want to eat a copy of the koran from it.

beakerkin said...

MZ you own the company and are counting the dough. I suppose we can make a few MZ lunch boxes.

MissingLink said...

MZ,
I want to eat a copy of the koran from it.

How do you prepare it to make digestable?
Marinating?
Tenderizing?
Spices?

The Merry Widow said...

Mustard?

tmw

Freedomnow said...

Can you get me in touch with the Beakerambo Corporation - Accounts Payable Department?

I'd hate to take this to small claims court...

Mad Zionist said...

I'll eat it scrambles with cheese. No, better yet, I'll have my koran on a bagel, lightly toasted, with lox, cream cheese, lettuce and tomato. Coffee would be nice, too, and only real half and half will do.

Oh, wait, never mind, I'll have the koran deep fried, Buffalo style, with cellary, blue cheese and a cold beer.

Wait, wait, I'll have a pizza with koran, anchovi and extra cheese.

No, no! Maybe I want my koran sauteed in a nice wine sauce with peppers and onions.

Ah, decisions, decisions...

beakerkin said...

Freedom Now

Beakerambo is an employee of Mad Zionist Jewish Conspiracy Productions Inc. He was hired upder the job category incoherent, but as we will learn in an upcomming episode Hollywood strikes back.

Tonights episode is Jeff Bargholz madness. It seems Beakerambo's man up sessions have gotten out of hand. Now Beakerambo thinks he is Jeff Bargholz.

There will be special guest appearances by unsuspecting guests.

The Merry Widow said...

MadZ- There's enough of that nonsense to try it in a myriad of ways! How's about a nice corned beef(hold the caraway seeds) with mustard, lettuce, tomato, thin onion slices?

tmw

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

The trouble with eating Korans is that there's no way to make them digestible.

But a Koranburger would have 3 to 7 drops of Louisiana hot sauce cooked into the patty.

Elmer's Brother said...

a koranburger is only palatable is you burn it.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Regardless, Islam itself would be understandable if it killed people for leaving Louisiana hot sauce off a hamburger. But no, it has to go for the petty shit like how to worship a meteoric iron rock.

MissingLink said...

Merry Widow,
..How's about a nice corned beef(hold the caraway seeds) with mustard, lettuce, tomato, thin onion slices?

I think serving it with slices of rosted pork sandwiched between pages would make it more digestable, no?

The Merry Widow said...

This was for MadZ, Felis, no pork! For you or me though, ham sandwich anyone?

tmw