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Urban Communist Hunter Part 3 The Hunt for 167
Mr B: We are on the hunt for the most noxious Communist Anti-Semite, the venomous 167. 167 is the obnoxious and moronic gay Dane from London. He is inb the notorious Uncle Charlie's bar on Perry Street. The question is how do we get this sicko into the Beamishmobile for relocation to North Korea.
Fortunately, on staff we have experts on the alternative lifestyle Justin Morris. Justin is a Vietnam Veteran and has no love for Communists.
Justin: Well you are in luck, it seems that there is Village People costume party. One of you could dress like a member of the village people and lure 167 into the van.
You can get his attention by saying Bad Jooo and showing him this lego concentration camp kit.
Mr B: We just happen to have a Construction Worker outfit in Beakerambo's size.
Beakerambo: Me mi meep NO WAY JOSE meeep MEEEP
Mad Zionist: Do you see may job openings under incoherent.
Beakerambo: #%$%^% Meeep mi meep me
Mad Zionist: No Jeff Bargolz can not get you out of this.
Beakerambo Me Meeep In the Navu mi mmeee
Mr B: That is the spirit Gufaw you look absurd but so does everyone in this area.
Later Beakerambo leads 167 to the van where he is cuffed.
167: Oh you want to play Abu Gharib you.... wait this is a trap the Jooooos. Heeeelp
Mr B; Now for the real torture we blast the music of Barbara Striesand 24/7
167: You Jooooos will pay for this. I will get all of you JUSTIN you old Joooodas. Beakerkin I will kill all of you Joooos er Zionists.
Beakerkin: Not before we send you to North Korea.
Beakerambo: Me Meep Mi Meeee In the Navy mmeeeep.
Mad Zionist: You can stop with the Village People bit.
Beakerambo: Me mi meep me me Fabulous me mi
Mad Zionist: This calls for some radical treatment we are shipping Beakerambo to man up with Jeff Bargholz to man up.
Jeff: Stop humming ^*^*( Village People tunes and drink this beer
Beakerambo: Me mi meem mi no umbrella
Jeff: $^%$^&%& no umbrellas in our drinks we are men.
Beakerambo: Me meee meep doily
Jeff: No doilies to prevent ^*&^&*^ stains
Beakerambo mee mme Meep Buurrrrrrp mi meee
Jeff: That is %&^*^* better
Beakerambo me mi meep %&%&%T& you me
Jeff: That is ^&%&%^& better. This is going to be a tough job.
Will Beakerambo man up? Will 167 like it in North Korea? Will Jeff Bargholz run out of beer. Has Mariah figured out Bruno Amato is not Beakerambo? Will Freedom Now get paid for his court victory?
Tune in for the next episode of the Urban Commie Hunter.