Friday, September 15, 2006

The Urban Communist Hunter Part 4 One Jeff Bargholz is Plenty

Mad Zionist Jewish Conspiracy Prductions
THe Urban Communist Hunter
Staring Mister Beamish
With the incoherent Beakerambo

Beakerkin: MZ I don't think sending Beakerambo to visit Jeff Bargholz was one of your better ideas. Take a look at page six in the New York Post.
MZ: Beakerambo has been seen around town with Gywneth Paltrow. Way to go Beakerambo.
Beakerkin: Beakerambo get in the office
Beakerambo : Me mi mi meep Bite be
Beakerkin: You are not Jeff Bargholz. I want you to knock off the foul language and behave yourself.
Beakerambo: Mi Meep Me Jeff Barholz %^&%&^% rules.
Beakerkin: Don't you know that Gwyneth Paltrow is a married mother of two.
Beakerambo: Me me meep Heh Heh Heh Score mi me.
MZ: Her crazed husband is comming up the steps now!!!
Beakerambo: Me mi me meep kick #$#$%$ .
Beakerkin: Are you crazy? You are not Jeff Bargholz. He's take your spleen out of your body. Civilized people do not solve problems with violence. Uh oh Chris Martin just intercepted Mr Beamish's order of Lee's Fried Chicken. There goes Mr Beamish oh my God its brutal. Mr Beamish is kicking Chris Martin's $^%$^.
Mr B; Get your own %&*^*&^ fried chicken.
Beakerambo: Mi Meee meep hypocrite meeep
Beakerkin: You are not Mr Beamish either get under the couch. Uh oh Nanc is having an argument with Chris Martin. There he goes another beating.
Nanc: Who is the creep outside he just made fun of my golf shoes.
Beakerkin: Nanc you are supposed to teach Beakerambo manners. Civilized people do not go around beating up people.
Nanc: He got what he deserved.
Chris Martin: Where is that little Creep.
Beakerambo: Me mi %$^%^& you.
Mr Beamish: I told you to get away from my chicken %&^%&%&^%&
Chris Martin: Yes sir. I'll catch you later runt.
Beakerambo: This is just great. Now what else can go wrong.
Jeff Bargholz: Way to go Beakerambo that is quite a number $^$^% outstanding.
Beakerambo: Me mi me %&%^&%& Jeff Barholz rules meep meep.
Beakerkin: We have an outraged husband waiting to kill your student.
Jeff Bargholz: We son if you are going todie anyway do it on video next time.
Beakerkin : Put out that cigar Beakerambo. Jeff you made this mess, you figure out how to fix it.
Jeff Bargholz: Why do I got to ^&*%^&^ fix this one?
Beakerkin: We told you to man up Beakerambo, not make him a public enemy.
Jeff Bargholz: Oh I'll think of something.
Beakerkin: You can get out from under the couch. Behave and stop smoking.
Beakerambo: Meeep mi fascist mmeep.
Beakerkin: Jeff what did you say to Chris Martin that made him run like that.
Jeff Bargholz: I told him you work for the IRS.
Beakerambo Me mi me Heh Heh I am Cornholio meep mi
Beakerkin: I do not care how you do this you better fix this. One Jeff Bargholz is plenty.


The Merry Widow said...

Beaker- You believe in piling it higher and wider, don't you? Nanc is going to wonder where her golf clubs are, or are they wrapped around Chris Martin's head? And I don't think Jeff is going to want to change BeakeRambo, MadZ's going to have to find a new sidekick for Mr. B., Mr. B. is heavily involved with his Lee's Fried Chicken, I think the series just went belly up! Maybe Nanc, Fern and I can come up with a spinoff that will keep MadZ selling BeakeRambo lunchboxes. This is going to some interesting places, I think, I hope. :cringe:


beakerkin said...

The next episode is sure to be fun
"Revenge of the Duck" . Mr Beamish luchboxes still outsell Beakerambo luchboxes but the action figure market is close.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I'm displeased with my licensed product lunchboxes. They were supposed to be weighted on one side so schoolchildren could pummel each other unconscious at the bus stop.

Damn Product Safety Council.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...
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MissingLink said...

Why are lunchboxes such a hot selling item?
What's so special about them?
Are they suffed with something not entirely halal? some white sniffing powder p'haps?

kuhnkat said...


I think this is the next big scandal. I believe that Beakerkin, BeakerRambo, Mr. BTIP et. al. has been selling advertising to be placed inside the lunch boxes. They have seriously overreported their sales figures to maximise the advertising revenue.

When Freedomnow finds out I imagine he will sue BeakerRambo BIG TIME, earning fees from the taken advertisers also, as he is being stiffed on his fee for defending BeakerRambo by claims of poverty!! Yup, the can of worms and whoop@ss is about to open!!!


Elmer's Brother said...

Beakerambo: Me mi me %&%^&%& Jeff Barholz rules meep meep.

He does !@#$% rock.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

And why didn't my motto "Violence solves everything..." make it on to the lunchbox?

jeff Bargholz said...


What the hell? I don't know if I should be flattered or pissed off. I can't believe you used me in your story. OK, I guess I can.

It was pretty $*#&@&! funny, though.

At least you haven't killed me off yet.

I hope I kill off Uptown Skeve and Mr Dorky before it ends. I programmed BeakerRambo to snuff them if I was taken out. Mi mi Mee be beep kill lefties, mee meep.

The Merry Widow said...

Jeff? Were you a sailor?


beakerkin said...


Presently, Beakerambo stil thinks he is you. Sleeping with married women was probably not your idea.
Ducky has been remanded to TMW for Bible study but in the next chapter
he attempts a measure of revenge.

Jeff bargholz said...


No, I was never a sailer, but I used to cuss like one--constantly. I sounded like an intelligent rapper who speaks English. (No such animal, I know.)

I sometimes use foul language in my posts to better illustrate a point. I really don't cuss very often out loud any more. (We all grow up sooner or later.) For the most part,I only do it when I lose my temper, which I think is appropriate. I'm just not peaceful enough to give up cussing altogether. Moderation isn't hard, though.

In my defense, I did use symbols in place of real cuss words up above.

Jeff Bargholz said...


Sleeping with other men's wives was definitely not my idea. See the libertine Mr. Dorky about that.

If he touches a Bible, he'll probably burn to death like a demonic vampire.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.