We have seen the monofocused racial dullard Uptown carry on for two days. One of Uptown's running themes is that I am not White. First of all I honestly do not think in those terms except when filling out an idiotic government form. In reality, the government and universities should adopt the Clintoon policy of don't ask, don't tell on race. Let applications be judged on their merrits without racial bean counters playing statistical games with scores.
The problem is that this common sense approach does not meet the adgenda of the far left. Lets take a look at Uptown who has White and Native American ancestry. Who determined Uptown is Black? Well the racial nuts of the left enforce a one percent rule. Of course if Uptown were in Brazil he would be considered White because the rules are different there. It seems in Brazil having one percent white blood makes one White. Perhaps we should start a fund to send Uptown to Brazil, I will put in $1.39 anyone else...
Back to my racial origins last I checked I am still a member of the human race. My skin tone is still Alabaster,my eye color is still green and my hair is straight.
To me these are still just attributes. My younger brother the beloved Rav Roov has dark skin, brown eyes and curly hair. These are still atributes to Rav Roov as well.
Uptown may be onto something as it took a trip to Northern Vermont for me to conclude, he must be right. I have been stopped at least twenty times by local law enforcement in less than a year. How did local law enforcement figure out that I am not White? Am I an uncover Brother? Well it seems the answer is fairly simple. Local police tend to stop cars with exotic plates traveling early in the morning.
Of course as a person who has been "gasp" profiled I feel the urge to call the ACLU, not. I just continue on go about my business and enjoy life.
I was at Friendly's the other day and got lousy service. How did the staff at Friendly's know I wasn't White? Well, apparently everybody gets lousy service at Friendly's. This proves that the resturant is egalitarian. Local residents do joke about bad service at Friendly's all the time.
I also couldn't get a cab in town the other day. There are very few cabs in town, but this is a minor detail. Did I mention the cab driver was Black? " Hey you lazy MF
you live around the corner walk".
Welcome to planet Uptown where every detail of life has a racial component. Lets try
Uptown and Beaker go to the supermarket.
Uptown: Put down that toilet paper. Why do you insist on using white toilet paper.
Beaker: Because 99% of toilet paper happens to be white.
Uptown: So you are excluding toilet paper of color.
Beaker: Hmmm is this some sort of trick question. Okay shut up I'll take this.
Uptown: Aha you racist this means you want to foul toilet paper of color.
Beaker: Hey Uptown how about we go international no toilet paper.
Uptown: What now you are making fun of third world people, you bigot.
Beaker: Forget this I am going to the next item.
Uptown: Put that racist product down. It is Hebrew National a racist brand name.
Beaker: I like Hebrew National Franks.
Uptown: You clanish Jews do not spend money in other communities.
Beaker: What about this.
Uptown: That product has a racial slur in it Polska Keilbasa.
Beakerkin: What about these?
Uptown: Well the police say most Brats are people of color and Bratwurst is an obvious relflection of that.
Beaker: Forget this. Next item
Uptown: Aha I knew you were one of those.
Beaker: One of those what???
Uptown: You chose Log Cabin Syrup based on your alternative lifestyle
Beaker: Say what?
Uptown: Well it is obvious that it is a hidden code that you are a Log Cabin Republican.
Beaker: You idiot, its on sale.
Uptown: You can't fool me this brand is also on sale.
Beaker: All right I'll take this one.
Uptown: Aha you racist you picked Aunt Jemima a racial sterotype. The only acceptable use of this stereotype is when communist poultry call Condi Rice by that name.
Beaker: All right pedal to the metal
Uptown: Put that stuff down
Beaker: Now what.
Uptown : Vermont is the most racially segregated state in the Union.
Beaker: Uptown how about I give you twenty bucks
Uptown: Make it thirty and we will consider it a down payment on your reparations.
Beaker: But my people weren't even in the country at the time of slavery. You have also been saying I am not white.
Uptown: If its not green its obscene.
If race is on your mind 24/7 you become a cartoon charachter like Uptown.
" If Mel Gibson were Black you would have been written several posts" Uptown
Obviously Uptown must think he works for psychic friends networks. He can read my mind and know what I am going to post next. The fact that we do not post on racial topics on this blog seems lost on Uptown.
Uptown, claims to be worried about fighting racism. However when a KKK type shows up at FPM he says zero. When Duncy or John Brownpile use anti-Black epithets he says nothing. The truth is Uptowns color has always been Red. He is just another Marcuse based group rights communist who is too lazy to read the textbooks. Has he read the sections about WEB Dubois yet in Daniel Flynn's book? Uptown doesn't read books, he colors in them.
People like Uptown who view everything through a racial prism need professional help.
Beamish in 08