Archie Beakerkin: I wish you would stop placing Malt Liquor in the fridge. It gives that jerk Uptown Jefferson an excuse to come in and raid my refrigerator. He is a Golberg's grocery demandng that they sell Black hair care products.
TMW: Be nice Archie, Uptown is our nieghbor. You wouldn't want him to feel unwelcome in our home.
Archie: Am I miscommmunicating, the man is rude and a freeloader.
Ducky: Your real problem with him is because he is black.
Archie: He spends more time in my refrigerator than I do. The other day we ran out of Shapiro's Wine but there was plenty of Malt Liquor. He even eats all the bagels and Hebrew National products.
Speaking of freeloaders, I want you to stop having sex with my daughter and get a real job.
Ducky: Archie we are married. I got a certificate from city hall
TMW: Archie he is married to our daughter.
Archie: Let me see that. Of all the man my little girl could have married she picks an unemployable Commie PInko who watches art films. When are you going to get a real job like the rest of us.
TMW we are out of Hebrew National and no Miracle Whip.
TMW: Ducky said we should use Shofar products instead as the term Hebrew National is racist. Miracle Whip could be offensive to aethiests or people who are into S&M. Spic
and Span is...........
Archie: TMW why do you listen to the Commie Freeloader.
TMW: It is easier to shut him up.
Archie: Where is my Aunt Jemima Syrup.
Ducky: Aunt Jemimah is a racist term only appropriate when I use it to describe Condi Rice.
Archie: Aunt Jemimah is a beloved woman who sells products and is gainfully employed.
Ducky: She is a racist symbol of corporate greed.
Beakerambo: Me Mi Mi Me Huh????
Archie: You see my cousin. He looks like a freak can't string together a sentence and makes a living selling action figures and luchboxes. I wish he would stop sleeping with married women but he should be your role model.
Uptown: Your cousin is a mulato just look at the Don King hair and that is ebonics.
Beakerambo: Mi me mee meep Moronics.
Archie: What are you talking about? He has the family nose and has even been blood tested. His own parents didn't believe he was their kid. Apparently, smoking pot does have an effect on your kids.
Beakerambo: Mi me meeep %^%^% you Me
TMW: Archie you hurt your Cousins feelings.
Ducky: Can't you see that Beakerambo is exploited. He generates huge proffits and gets pennies on the dollar.
Beakerambo: Me meee meep Pinko. Me mmmeee meeep Out of here.
TMW: You all should be ashamed of yourselves picking on Beakerambo.
Archie: Well this is a first someone came into the house without raiding the refrigerator.
Beakerambo: Me me meep Forgot. Meep meepp me Thank you
Archie: Oh will you look at that he made off with my Pastami on Rye and Knish.
Beakerambo: Me mi meeep me
TMW: Well he did leave a gift.
Archie: I am not taking a Beakerambo lunchbox to work.
Uptown: Afraid to let your coworkers know you have a black cousin?
Archie: Beakerambo is not Black he is incoherent.
Ducky: That is not incoherence its ebonics.
Archie: Thats is TMW we are going out for dinner. Its the only way we can get pece and quiet around here.
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I'll take a spicy chicken wrap!
tmw
I guess we can't go wrong with that.
That way you can have your "Kentucky Flied" and I get something possibly healthy!
tmw
Lets see bait and switch, by the Judeopathic duck. 3,000 NYC people were incinerated by whom. Terrorism is just my imagination as is incesant Islamo lust for colonized land.
This is yet more rationalization and spin of barbarism. There is no excuse or rationalization and your kinds rationalization and spin have brought us to where we are today. Fear not we will get hit again. When we do the outrage of the American people will not spare your kind. You may find yourself in Gitmo.
It's not about you, plucky! It's Beaker's site and he can write whatever he wants to! If you don't like the conversations, go home, or hang out with more communists! I believe DU has what you want!
Beaker- You can have my biscuit!
tmw
TMW
Ah a woman after my own heart.
We worked Beakerambo and the lunchboxes into the plot. There is even the product placement of the lunchboxes.
I am sure Uptown will take anything free.
The price of gas is still less than $5/gal. The commies must be very disapointed.
beaker
Still can't get me off your mind, eh?
"Terrorism is just my imagination as is incesant Islamo lust for colonized land."
Speaking of terrorism, how many Iraqi civilians have been murdered over the last 3 years?
Let's hear what the Lebanese people have to say about indiscriminate killing by those put upon Israelis.
I put you to good use as a free loading less talented version of George Jefferson gone Marxist.
The Lebanese people have nobody to blame for their plight other than Hezbollah. If you have been reading the paper instead of doodling you would have been aware.
Lets see if we divide the numbers killed by Saddam, things are going quite well in comparison. As far as the civilians one would have to discount factionalism.
Then again logic and Uptown Steve should not be used in the same sentence.
Thank you for your oil/neocon conspiracy angle. You are proving my depiction of you as a Marxist more accurate every time you post.
Bush recently said that if evidence revealed that Bin Laden was in Pakistan he couldn't go after Bin Laden because Pakistan was a sovereign nation.
But wasn't Iraq a sovereign nation?
"The price of gas is still less than $5/gal. The commies must be very disapointed."
Us "commies" have vehicles and we're very happy to see gasoline prices falling.
We also realize that the falling gas prices are occuring right before the elections.
With gas prices beginning to make their annual autumn down trend, I don't think we ought to throw out tried and true basic economic theory on the basis of Ducky's fluctuations between thinking we live in a Randian free market utopia and thinking we live in a price-fixed totalitarian state economy.
I mean, Ducky ought to master shapes and colors first, and leave the heavy intellectual lifting to non-leftists.
Current low gasoline prices are the result of a combination of things, including BP's completion of repairs on the Alaskan pipeline, recovery from damaged terminals in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, a production glut in the Middle East as the oil-producing Arab nations that have suffered attacks on their soil by Hezbollah over the last couple of decades give Iran the big "fuck you" as international sanctions appear likely, and also the reduced need for gasoline with the decrease in "recreational" driving as the colder months come on.
As a Missourian finally seeing the lowest gas prices in America after carrying Boston, Los Angeles, and other non-productive parts of the country on my back, I'd say it's about time.
Funny thing, Ducktard.
Seems the largest portion of those speculators were pension funds and endowments looking for short term profit yields of 14% and better.
Rumor has it that the largest speculators were Universities looking to pad the exorbent pension funds of their non-producing staffs.
i'd like some slaw and hushpuppies to go with that, please.
Not many "nations" on our planet actually have the right to exist. I'd say the number is under 50.
Kuhnkat,
The story of the Cherokee Nation's dealings with the US government is the story of just how far the Democratic Party will go to persecute dark-skinned people.
Beak you should do a take on Sanford and Son....anyone one of these meatheads could play "dummy"
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