Friday, March 24, 2006


I am working on getting the Disgruntled Chemist into the Hot Seat. Barring any future interview request Pakistani singer Glenn Cammel should be tommorows guest.

Now a world from our sponsor Hassan Miah of the Jihadi Toy Company

This is our newest product for your daughters who we must sell at a loss. Burkha Barbie comes with a black Burkha that is always fashionable. Her outfit hides her identity so well that you will never know if it is Barbie , Janet Reno or 167 cross dressing. Your little daughter will..........

UNHAND THE BABE NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!

Jihadi Joe what has happened to your outfit . You are wearing US army clothing and a gasmask.

JIHADI JOE is history. He has been replaced with the Mr Beamish Kick $#%$ action figure.

This must be the work of the nefarious Mad Zionist. The Joooooos are every where I can't even do a comercial. .... What happened to Burkha Barbie she is dressed in Levi Straus Zionist Jeans and a tube top .

The Burha Barbie doll has been replaced with a cooler Ann Couler Doll.

We will invade their countries kill their leaders........

This is Hassan Miah of the Jihadi toy company saying it hard to be a Jihadi business
man. Never mess with the Mad Zionist fellow he is one tough customer.


nanc said...

madze is a most formidable opponent - that is if you're on the right side of him - as for me - i do not want to sleep with the gefelte fish - no, no, no. the best way to stop him is to talk about little baby z's and he turns into mushyzionist, or mirthzionist; my favorite is smarmyzionist. well, except for when he's being zorrozionist - rrrrrrr!

WomanHonorThyself said...

Whuts poor Ken gunna do huh?..lolz

beakerkin said...

A Mr Beamish action figure would be a big seller. He could drive around in A Humvee fight utopians and cook roadkill.

Who need Barbie when we can have the Ann Coulter Doll. There is a real Coulter doll for sale.

The moral of the story is do not mess with the Mad Zionist. Nanc points out Hassan may sleep with the Gefilte Fishes.

Dr Yeagley and the leftist Disgruntled Chemist have expressed an intrest in an interview.

I was going to ask you would like to sit for an interview. Plenty of people have declined so you aren't obligated.

American Crusader said...

Hey Beak..if we were spoofed, then I was fooled. I was surprised only when Anum said that she was a she. But the truth is I don't know Islamic names that well and I know Pakistani and Arabs don't get along well.

Freedomnow said...

Tribal relations are violent enough. Being a Christian, Shiite or Hindu in Pakistan can be really bad for your health.

nanc said...

fern - being anything not covered by a burkha can be bad for your health.

woman - barbie and ken are divorced - she comes with ALL ken's stuff now.

a.c. - if it was a spoof - it was not very well thought out as you and i have pointed out about she not being a she. perhaps whoever it is thinks they deal with dunces.

beak - send this message to the elusive dr. yeagley and chemist:

bock, bock, bock, bock

beakerkin said...

The Chemist has agreed to sit for tommorow. Dr Yeagley has agreed but we are working out the date.

nanc said...

was it the bock, bock? if so i'll try and lure the master of the hotseat, j. bargholz - i know, i know - but, hey, somebody has to do it - if i don't come back, you'll know what happened after the investigation. wish me Godspeed. now, where are my steel reinforced leathers?

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I don't want any action figure made of me that doesn't have devil ninja kung fu grip.

beakerkin said...

Mr Beamish we will add that feature
but at least you get to kick #%#5 with the Ann Coulter doll. This Jihadi Toy segment is pretty good. Too many interviews to do post Glenn Cammel.


Dr Y has been having computer problems. He will be here at some point.

Anum Mahktar said...

Than why do you not know who attacked your country. It was funded by Saudi Arabia it is your friend that paid to kill 3000 Americans. The Muslim brotherhood is an Arab group. Do you know how many Arabs are in Pakistan. I never knew one.

beakerkin said...


When I was blown to smithereens in 1993 the architecht was Ramzi Yousef a Baluch and an agent of Iraqi Intelligence. The number three man in Al Queda is also a Baluch his name is Khalid Sheik Mohammed . Many of Al Quedas top people are Baluch.

Does this mean I blame you ? Of course I don't blame you . However it does not take a genius to figure out where Osama is hiding.
He is in Baluchistan where many of his top people live.

nanc said...

beak - orangeducks' post is going to be longer than anyone else's before he EVEN gets here. what an intro.

Always On Watch said...

Every household should have a Mr. Beamish action figure.

Warren said...

What's with the sea change!

First "Anum Mahktar" tells us "Most people know that the Jews were behind the attack on your Trade Center." (HERE) 15th comment down)

Now we hear it was the Saudis. (logical inconsistency)

Someone needs to keep their lies straight!

Beak, were you conspiring with the Saudis? ROTFLMAO

beakerkin said...

Warren I am glad you found that because I was looking for that quote. I then confront her on her site with it and she writes something else entirely.

I have just got back from work and had an interesting talk with a local Pakistani. I asked him about Anum's claim that there is a strict ban on music in Pakistan. Pakistan has a rich musical history and its own violin style.

I think Anum is either very young or giving us the jihadi we want. You can read my exchanges on the history of her people the Baloch on her site. I am almost certain we are dealing with a teen or someone who is not that sharp

nanc said...

orrrr - and that's a big or - they are sharp - as a bowling ball!

MissingLink said...

With all due respects - Muslims do not lie!!!
Infidels lie by just being there and so saying contradicting statements to infidels is not lying it is purposeful deception and it has full Allah's blessings.

MissingLink said...

"a teen or someone who is not that sharp"
Yep, young or very immature with little knowledge about Islamic scripures.

nanc said...

i'm not sure, warren, but i'd say the linkster is growling - rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

beakerkin said...


I was unaware Anums quotes were way off. I am not a theologan but something just doesn't add up. I am seeing hits from UAE and Malaysia. Something is very wrong but I am a trained investigator.