Monday, March 20, 2006

Round 4 In the Hot Seat with Nanc

Nanc unlike our previous guests does not have a blog. However as she is on several as a comentator she can provide unique insight. She is familiar with the cast of FPM and the Autonomist. Someday we will try and get Farmer John to sit for an interview.

Front Page Magazine
I started off as a front page poster and am familiar with the cast. I moved onto Bad Eagle and started my own blog. I was a semi regular Moonbat Central in its earliest days.

1 What Front Page Forum contributors would make interesting bloggers? I have always wanted to see a Northern Steve blog.

2 I have noticed that the majority of left wing types have a need to boast about credentials real or imagined. It seens that with the exception of Tricky Blaine ( a decent man and a patriotic liberal ) everyone is either an accademic or a professional writer. It seems that David Horowitz attacks on the failings of higher ed have them angrier then usual. Have the left wing types become unhinged over attacks on the Ivory Towers ?

3 What trolls on FPM stand out as particularly nasty ?
4 Is there any poster at FPM who is close to our friend Mr Beamish in the humor department ?

Random
5 What is a razorback ?
6 Did you listen to Tom Jones ?
7 Do you prefer Italian or New Orleans (Cajun ) cuisine ?
8 Have you eaten Catfish ? If so how was it prepared.

Fiscal
9 Are you in favor of the line item veto ?
10 Should we demand that students who use government loans study subjects that will lead to employment ?
11 Should the government demand that research grants be used on relavent areas of study ?
12 Are you bothered by taxes on beer, tobacco and gasoline ? Does this seem like a life style tax ?

Sports
13 Do you watch figure skating ?
14 Did you watch the Winter Olympics ?
15 What sports do you watch ?

Immigration
16 Should immigration be based on job skills or family reunification ?
17 Are you in favor of the current law that allows members of the US military to aquire citizenship quicker ?
18 Should we throw the book at people who employ illegal aliens ?

Law
19 Are you in favor of tort reform ?
20 Should the government consider lifetime sentences for Pedophiles ?
21 Are you bothered by the public display of art with religious themes.

Fun
22 Have you ever driven a stick shift vehicle ?
23 Have you ever seen the mysterious yellow watermelon ? Some Vermonters think I am making this one up.
24 Do you stop by roadside stands for produce ?
25 Have you ever been in a cave ?

43 comments:

nanc said...

thanks beak - that wasn't as painful as i thought it'd be. and to think i almost didn't sleep last night fearing you'd ask me how to make cereal! hope this comes out okay as i copied it to word and am pasting it here.


I started off as a front page poster and am familiar with the cast. I moved onto Bad Eagle and started my own blog. I was a semi regular Moonbat Central in its earliest days.


1 What Front Page Forum contributors would make interesting bloggers? I have always wanted to see a Northern Steve blog.

steve is an excellent choice, whether northern or chavez. the epitome in female contributors and who i aspire to is jinny l. age has its privileges. we all miss moonbat central - that first month after they closed was the most melancholy month of the last year for me.

2 I have noticed that the majority of left wing types have a need to boast about credentials real or imagined. It seens that with the exception of Tricky Blaine ( a decent man and a patriotic liberal ) everyone is either an accademic or a professional writer. It seems that David Horowitz attacks on the failings of higher ed have them angrier then usual.

Have the left wing types become unhinged over attacks on the Ivory Towers ?

the left has been unhinged since i can remember. of course if attacked, we all feel threatened. they've been fat, dumb and happy for far too long.

3 What trolls on FPM stand out as particularly nasty ?

little dubby, definitely. well, maybe loonesto. no, no, it's gotta be shirk yerduties. wait...there are too many of those girls to choose from!

4 Is there any poster at FPM who is close to our friend Mr Beamish in the humor department ?

nyet, non, no, nada, zip, zero, zilch. the only blogger who EVER even walked the same path was perhaps drmiltown - i love that guy.


Random

5 What is a razorback ?

it is a dead and bloated pig i saw by the side of the road on our way to texas a few years ago.

6 Did you listen to Tom Jones ?

listen, no - heard, hell yes!

7 Do you prefer Italian or New Orleans (Cajun ) cuisine ?

unfair question. but since you asked, italian with a cajun flair!

8 Have you eaten Catfish ? If so how was it prepared.

ODL - yes, yes, yes - we just had catfish, shrimp, and hot sausage jambalaya over rice night before last - my husband makes a mean batch. i prefer my catfish fried in my father-in-law's special batter with homemade tartar sauce.


Fiscal

9 Are you in favor of the line item veto ?

which one? i have a difficult time turning a large thing over to an individual. it would depend on the circumstances. i must admit i don't follow this as closely as i should so

probably have some lessons to learn, so will go have a look-see at warren's answer to get his perspective.

10 Should we demand that students who use government loans study subjects that will lead to employment ?

mostly we should make sure they pay them back - i did. yes, definitely - i attended only two years at a community college and saw people who'd been attending on the government's tit for up to 17 years, changing their major every year and a half - pitiful bunch of losers - mostly a bunch of middleaged dopesmoking hippies and i know this because....well, let's say i was a capitalist pig even wayyyy back then...

11 Should the government demand that research grants be used on relavent areas of study ?

oh, yeah - give special interests to the people and see who really cares about the million year old snail under the arctic ice shelf that is going to cost $20 million to study for two or three years - i just made that up, but it is no more ridiculous than most. give the space program to the people while you're at it.

12 Are you bothered by taxes on beer, tobacco and gasoline ? Does this seem like a life style tax ?

i'm all for paying caesar his due as you know, but if my beer, tobacco and gasoline taxes are going for research into why fat people are getting fatter by eating at fast food restaurants 24/7 that pists me off!


Sports

13 Do you watch figure skating ?

only on accident.

14 Did you watch the Winter Olympics ?

only on accident.

15 What sports do you watch ?

i'm not a very good spectator - my family enjoys rodeo and racing cars. we are more into doing than watching - MY television is allergic to sports. although when i've caught it - the extreme sports and boarding events look fun.


Immigration

16 Should immigration be based on job skills or family reunification ?

NEITHER - it should be based upon whether or not you WANT to be an AMERICAN - WILL you assimilate? will you adhere to MY ways? do you LOVE my country as much as i? and then we'll talk about job skills.

17 Are you in favor of the current law that allows members of the US military to aquire citizenship quicker ?

i don't believe in many (if any) entitlements - they should prove themselves BEFORE being allowed in the military.

18 Should we throw the book at people who employ illegal aliens ?

it's against the law - yes if they employ them knowingly. there are very few things, if any, in the area of breaking the law i would go along with at this stage of my life.


Law

19 Are you in favor of tort reform ?

if it means getting rid of frivolous lawsuits! this is another area where i plead more ignorance than knowledge.

20 Should the government consider lifetime sentences for Pedophiles ?

no, but they should either castrate, lobotomize or kill them or all three. and did i mention, without the benefit of anesthesia. that, my friends, is justice.

21 Are you bothered by the public display of art with religious themes.

no, but i'm bothered by the fact that ANYBODY would have to live near someone who appreciates the look of some of this garbage!


Fun

22 Have you ever driven a stick shift vehicle ?

it's what i learned to drive in a hundred or so years ago - i have an automatic now and still try to push in the clutch and shift it.

23 Have you ever seen the mysterious yellow watermelon ? Some Vermonters think I am making this one up.

why, yes, i have - it is a hybrid - i've heard there is now a BLUE watermelon - now that is mysterious...

24 Do you stop by roadside stands for produce ?

they're here everywhere in the growing season - yes, by all means, yes! there is NO THING like the vegies someone has grown at home in their own garden - what we don't grow, we will buy from them rather than the store. we love and grow many varieties of peppers.

25 Have you ever been in a cave ?

only because my family made me and i didn't like it at all - it was a cave deep in the earth and was used during the civil war to mine salt peter for ammunition.

Mr. Ducky said...

1 What Front Page Forum contributors would make interesting bloggers? I have always wanted to see a Northern Steve blog.

Is there anyone still posting at that site with an original thought? Hank Snow seemed a good cut above average. That's it.

2 I have noticed that the majority of left wing types have a need to boast about credentials real or imagined. Hav left wing types become unhinged over attacks on the Ivory Towers ?

Left wing types are pissing themselves from laughing so hard at "the academic freedom" movement. Just a scam to get money from the suckers. Truly pathetic.

3 What trolls on FPM stand out as particularly nasty ?

I like to think I was the top gun.

4 Is there any poster at FPM who is close to our friend Mr Beamish in the humor department ?

Beamish can't handle my best game.

Random
5 What is a razorback ?

A type of hog

6 Did you listen to Tom Jones ?

No.

7 Do you prefer Italian or New Orleans (Cajun ) cuisine ?

Cajun

8 Have you eaten Catfish ? If so how was it prepared.

Simple fried catfish at Greenbriers in Huntsville and pan blackened at Legal Seafoods.

Fiscal
9 Are you in favor of the line item veto ?

Absolutely not. Concentrates too much power and creates chaos.

10 Should we demand that students who use government loans study subjects that will lead to employment ?

No

11 Should the government demand that research grants be used on relevent areas of study ?

Nonsensical question. Are you questioning bsic research?

12 Are you bothered by taxes on beer, tobacco and gasoline ? Does this seem like a life style tax ?

No. No.

Sports
13 Do you watch figure skating ?

No

14 Did you watch the Winter Olympics ?

No

15 What sports do you watch ?

Primarily baseball, some football and hockey.

Immigration

16 Should immigration be based on job skills or family reunification ?

Legal immigration should be based on both.

17 Are you in favor of the current law that allows members of the US military to aquire citizenship quicker ?

No

18 Should we throw the book at people who employ illegal aliens ?

By whom? They own the process so you aren't likely going to get anyone to risk loosing those campaign contributions.

Law
19 Are you in favor of tort reform ?

Tort reform is a con.

20 Should the government consider lifetime sentences for Pedophiles ?

I'm on the fence. I believe many simply can't live in society but I don't like the mob hysteria in the justuce system either.

21 Are you bothered by the public display of art with religious themes.

I always welcome good public art of any kind. However, displays must be open to all religions.

Fun
22 Have you ever driven a stick shift vehicle ?

115 mph on the autobahn.

23 Have you ever seen the mysterious yellow watermelon ? Some Vermonters think I am making this one up.

No

24 Do you stop by roadside stands for produce ?

Especially for fresh corn

25 Have you ever been in a cave ?

Yes, United States, France, Italy, South Africa.

beakerkin said...

Ducky

I have a special set of questions
for you. Anytime you want to sit in the Hot Seat let me know.

I am somewhat disappointed on question 17. There are Liberians, Philipinnos and others serving in Iraq. If they are willing to wear the uniform, I see no problem with halving waiting times. Our nations
veterans deserve no less.

Mr. Ducky said...

Bring it Beak.

Freedomnow said...

Beak,

After you are finished serving roasted duck I have more business for you.

Nanc has ordered me to sit in the hot seat and I cannot disobey my mistress.

Robert Bayn said...

they've been fat, dumb and happy for far too long.

Kinda like Rush eh? lol

nanc said...

robert - i say that as a state of mind.

fern - you are so brave! hahaha - mistress of the internet - would that be considered safe sex? or should i put some condiments on my monitor - laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

good luck plucky!

beak - are you taking questions for any of these guys?

nanc said...

fern - you make me sound so, so, sooooo bossy...i never equated persuasiveness with being bossy...

nanc said...

plucky said:

"4 Is there any poster at FPM who is close to our friend Mr Beamish in the humor department ?

Beamish can't handle my best game."

ODG - EVERYBODY GET OUT OF THE WAY!

nanc said...

sorry, i didn't mean to holler...

Mr. Ducky said...

Get a grip, nanc. We're talking about someone ,Beamish, who thinks that "Sweet Home Alabama" is quality music.

Not only does he have a mullet but it's a bad mullet.

He's too dumb to even change his own bong water.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Beamish can't handle my best game.

Ducky's "best game" led me to publish my hypothesis that leftists are actually incapable of rational thought.

Ducky, you're a leftist. Tree stumps laugh at how dumb you are.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

We're talking about someone ,Beamish, who thinks that "Sweet Home Alabama" is quality music.

Says the man who finds deep meaning in photos of jars of piss.

Not only does he have a mullet but it's a bad mullet.

Nope. The only short hair on my body is on my ass.

He's too dumb to even change his own bong water.

Horse hockey. I insist that the bong be cleaned and filled with fresh Evian water before every smoke out.

Anum Mahktar said...

Sorry not the topic but did want to respond to a post.
You said "More bizzare is the prohibition against adoption of children. It is better to have them live lives as wards."

This is not done so that the children live in poverty. Islam has strict rules on inheritance and must be followed. All children are kept for Allah.

In America do you not have people who fight against abortions yet once those children have come into the world they are forgotten?

beakerkin said...

Mr Beamish is funnier then the Duck. I fell out of my chair with the bong reply.

Anum

Feel free to request a segment as with the Duck I am bound to be a good host.

Your response shows how out of touch you are . Children do not belong to Allah. People do not belong to anyone. Children orhaned or otherwise belong in loving families.

The best an Orphan can hope for is a guardianship under Sharia.

MissingLink said...

All children are kept for Allah.

Especially the slave children.

Yes, Muhammed liked them very young!

beakerkin said...

Felis

I was given the real explanation for the prohibition of adoption under Shariah. I have to research this but it may involve the divorce of Mohmmed's adopted son's wife and the subsequent remarige of Mohammed to his adopted son's wife.

This is evil and I hope it is not true.

nanc said...

beak - i found this on adoption and sharia:

http://travel.state.gov/family/adoption/country/country_431.html

as i'm not googling anymore - i just yahooed "sharia law and adoption of children" there were 183,000 hits.

Robert Bayn said...

robert - i say that as a state of mind.

Oh i figured so, i said what i said as a little humor.

MissingLink said...

Why adopt when you can marry?

From: Sirat Rasul - Allah (Suhayli, ii.79: In the riwaya of Yunus I - ….ref.10, p. 311).

I recorded that the apostle saw her (Ummu’l-Fadl) when she was baby crawling before him and said, ‘If she grows up and I am still alive I will marry her.’ But he died before she grew up and Sufyan b. al-Aswad b. Abdu’l-Asad al-Makhzumi married her and she bore him Rizq and Lubaba.

beakerkin said...

Felis

Just when you think it can't get worse it does. Where is the compassion in Islam ? Where is the respect for life ? I just do not see it.

MissingLink said...

As always Muslims twist the truth about adoption so they may be seen in a better light than they deserve.
You can take any child and rise as yours and traditional term for it is: kafala.
The name of the child musn't be changed.
Main reason:
Inheritance does not apply to "adopted" children as only blood lineage has "prescribed" by the Islamic law may apply.
Of course the foster parents may specify in their will what their foster children inherit but only if this doesn't disadvantage blood children.

MissingLink said...

The truth is that richer families "adopt" children and use them as servants without any legal obligations whatsoever.

Young girls and boys are "purchased" as sex slaves and servants and this practice is still very popular in Mauratania, Morocco, Somalia, Sudan etc.

nanc said...

say what you want about rush, but he's got taste in women:

http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/images/kagan.daryn.jpg

http://www.stanfordalumni.org/news/magazine/2003/marapr/images/rao.fpo2/kagan.jpg

yep, that's his schweetie.

nanc said...

anus mucktar said:

"This is not done so that the children live in poverty. Islam has strict rules on inheritance and must be followed. All children are kept for Allah."

how much farther can you go off topic? how are the children kept for allah? what reward is there for women according to your phony prophet, muhammed? he was not a prophet, but he was a pedophile! you follow a false religion. my G-d is not the same as allah - which (ala) means "curse" in the hebrew - do you wish to be cursed? my G-d is good and asks that my children honor me - how could i expect that from them if i bear them only to martyr themselves?

Robert Bayn said...

I would not know about his taste in women, the very thought that a woman could be attracted to him sickens me, lol

nanc said...

what're you laughing at robert? fluffy men need love tooooo - i used to work with one of his cousin's and cousin's wife - they said rush is just about the sweetest! it's no wonder people love him.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...
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Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

When leftists aren't slaughtering people wholesale, they like to sit around and come up with goofy laws that rake in money (via the black market) to fund the genocidal urges of their international comrades. It was leftists that made marijuana / hemp cultivation illegal in the US back in the 1930s.

Count me as one of those "decriminalize marijuana" types.

nanc said...

beamish said,

"It was leftists that made marijuana / hemp cultivation illegal in the US back in the 1930s.

Count me as one of those "decriminalize marijuana" types."

as r.m. would say, "damn their hides!"

nanc would say, "tan their hides!" hey, everybody could use a good belt...

Warren said...

Nanc said:
"20 Should the government consider lifetime sentences for Pedophiles ?

no, but they should either castrate, lobotomize or kill them or all three. and did i mention, without the benefit of anesthesia. that, my friends, is justice."


I like that answer! (good interview nanc!)

Pedophilia, cannot be cured. They only wait until they have a chance. Pedophiles have a high recidivism rate but its actually much higher than the figures show. They learn to not be caught.

Robert Bayn said...

what're you laughing at robert? fluffy men need love tooooo - i used to work with one of his cousin's and cousin's wife - they said rush is just about the sweetest! it's no wonder people love him.

Many words come to mind when i think about Rush, but sweet is not one of them.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Nanc,

The "War on Drugs" has succeeded only in making it too expensive for alternative pharmaceutical distributors to lace marijuana with cocaine or other drugs, the "big scare" of "not knowing what you're smoking" pushed in the anti-marijuana propaganda of the 1970s and 80s isn't even a concern. It's actually safer, from a poison risk pesrpective, to smoke pot now than it was in the 1970s.

It should be regulated like alcohol.

And hemp cultivation is just smart economics. It's a stronger fiber, has oodles of uses, and you're not going to get high off of hemp unless you toke a spliff the size of a telephone pole.

You'd have to bust up the lumberjack union racket though.

nanc said...

warren - coming from you - that is music to my ears.

robert - i don't lie and have no reason to lie about rush.

beamish - the war on drugs is a figment of most's imagination - although i've not ever been much of a "potsmoker", i feel it is no worse than cigarettes and quite possibly better if not smoked, but put into this great peanut butter cookie recipe i have, and although they come out a kind of chartreuse color are quite tasty, you didn't hear that from me. and besides it was a long time ago and i could be wrong about the color.

Robert Bayn said...

robert - i don't lie and have no reason to lie about rush.

Oh i have no doubt people say that, people say i'm sweet sometimes too, of course most know i'm not.

nanc said...

well, not to worry - i've NEVER heard that about you! if people know what's good for them, they would never say that about me...

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Nanc,

The trick is in the butter. You don't want to bake all the THC out of the cookies / brownies. If you lightly saute' the ground buds in butter on low heat, then add that to the dough, you'll get a more potent treat that doesn't taste like you're eating sugar frosted lawn clippings.

Not that I know anything about all that.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Nanc is the sweetest, nicest person I know on the internet.

hehehe

nanc said...

you take that back, beamish!

actually i agree with you about the cookies - mine..er..uh..the ones i've had in the past were quite tasty and if i'd been blind wouldn't know of the beautiful color. and maybe i only know that because somebody told me somewhere along the line. they could have been purple for all i know.

Freedomnow said...

Hows about a "Cooking with Nanc and Mr. B Show"? You'd definitely make more money than Beak and his blog of Prolateriat Poverty.

nanc said...

fern - i wish beak would pay you before you sing another devo song to me...i don't know if my heart could take another one of those.

your idea about a cooking show is simply mahvelous dahling - i guess we'd be a cross between justin wilson and ozzie osborn with a bit of julia child tossed in for good measure.

Warren said...

I have this recipe.....

nanc said...

warren - this is no time to hold out on us! so elusive...