I want to congradulate Donal on her up comming nuptuials with Paul. Donal was one of my first on line friends when I was still a poster on Front Page Forum. I started to build this blog from humble origins . The site gets almost 100 hits a day mostly from the USA and Australia with a tad of UK and Canada.
Donal and I have had our experiences with the troll from hell . We will not release Fat Boy's name but we know where you are Lard Butt. There are also generic troll types. Today Donal will teach us a lesson in trollology. When Ducky is around we can ask him if he was also the Amazing Kreskin.
1 Describe the difference between a run of the mill troll like Ducky and the evil predator Socrates. He would steal identities post under fifty aliases. He would take names of non active posters. However he had such a distinct typing style that my nephew Drummaster was readily able to pick out his aliases ?
2 Now lets go to or standard troll types . The arrogant know it all Leftist who is above everything and has credentials that are imaginary. An example of this is Hank Snow who claims to have two blogs and is an expert on everything ?
3 Then there are the racial power goons like Uptown Steve ? I would like to get him to sit for an interview. He is your standard anti semitic black nationalist type.
4 Then we have the vulgar Weasel who seems to be a world class lowlife ?
5 Then there are the obnoxious white power types ? There was a kook named Alain I think ?
6 Lastly there is the rare Anarcho Liberterian incoherent Anti semitic type . The last one I remember was named Murray Rothbard . He was running around with the Jews blew up the WTC. Mike and Mahdi got him all steamed with a theory involving Klingons ?
7 Are there any types I missed ?
8 Is the freedom in the blogospere tempting to an FPM poster. Why deal with a moderator when you can make your own rules ?
9 I rarely mention my blog on my trips to FPM . However, Hank Snow and the Fat Boy seem to have an obsession with this site ? Why don't they just build their own site and see if they can get ratings.
10 Do you recall a strange episode where an FPM poster accused me of being an Assyrian or an Egyptian Copt ?
11 How many times has Roberta banned you ? I am banned on Bad Eagle where my posts are featured on Yeagley's blog ? This had zero to do with Dr Yeagley. What famous names have been banned ?
12 I always wanted to see a Northern Steve or a Mike blog. What FPM poster would make an interesting blogger ?
13 Are the people in DU unhinged ?
14 Who is the funniest poster on FPM ? Impertinent is a friend who is a funny guy ?
15 Is Tricky Blaine the last patriotic liberal on FPM ? I have not seen Norm Chompski
who was also close ?
16 What authors visit FPM ? Dr Yeagley , Gamliel Isaac , Lawrence Auster have posted in the forum section.
17 Do you miss the Stephen Schwartz articles ?
18 Excluding the evil one where does Ducky rate in the troll department near the top or bottom ?
19 If we could get Uptown Steve to sit for an interview would you read it ? Ducky had a decent interview but he is far more intelligent then Uptown Steve ?
20 What are your views on the environment ?
21 What type of music do you listen to ?
22 What are your views on Nuclear power ?
23 What are your views on free speech ?
24 Is there a particular poster who has left FPM that you miss. I miss Fiona and Connie both were classy and articulate ?
25 Can we expect a Donal blog in the future ?