Sunday, March 26, 2006

On Deck Felis and the first lady of FPM Donal

I am preparing two interviews one for our familiar friend from Down Under Felis. I get a huge amount of hits from her Blog Democracy Frontline. Felis is a dedicated pro who knows her stuff so listen and take notes.

Donal is the first lady of FPM and was an early visitor to this blog. She is known to
Nanc, Warren, Ducky, Drummaster but will be new to the rest of you. She has gone undercover at DU and has battled the most vile of trolls. This promises to be an ebtertaining interview.

And now the continuing misadventures of Hassan Miah in Jihadi with out a clue.

Hassan: It is time for your beating take your beating like a good jihadi.

Farouk TAKE OFF THAT GASMASK AND PUT DOWN THAT WEAPON AND GET INTO YOUR PAJAMAS

DID YOU BRING ME MY BEER SLAVE.

Farouk: I-I-I don't want to be a suicide bomber . I want to be cool and loved by America like my hero Mr Beamish.

BRING THE BEER AND MAKE IT ICE COLD

Hassan: Who said that ? The Mr Beamish action figure is over there.

Farouk: That is Mr Beamish good Buddy Warren the Axeman. I have a Beakerambo but he keeps complaining about royalties and writers fees, What is this thing he keeps on asking for Maneschevitz.

Hassan : Is there no end to the humiliaton a good Jihadi must endure.

WHERE IS THE BEER AND BUFALO WINGS

HASSAN: OO%&^%& THE pain please Mr Beamish allow me to die with honor. Release me from the kill devil nija grip. I will bring you your beer .

Farouk: Mr Beamish Rocks and do not mess with the Mad Zionist

Hassan: Being a jihadi in America is hard work and humiliating. How can I compette with the Coolness of Mr Beamish and Company ?

7 comments:

MissingLink said...

Beak,
So sorry to destroy my image but I am a "HE".
It must be my gentle nature reflected in my ever so gentle words, which make people believe I am a lady.
My team mate, Skylark is a "SHE", Dee is also a lady but I am just a mere, mortal male.

nanc said...

i thought so...

beakerkin said...

Sorry Felis

Nanc

Do you realize that Anum gets upset
by this series of gags. I was going to do a post on Glenn Camel but the poor woman is upset.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

That should be "devil ninja kung fu grip." Only to be used while interogating prisoners at Gitmo, after they past the standard battery of questions like "How much pain will cause you to puke?" and "Does this hurt more than this?"

Always On Watch said...

Beak,
Anum gets upset
by this series of gags


No sense of humor?

nanc said...

wish you'd do an interview with ms. piggy or wilbur from charlotte's web.

nanc said...

beak and aow - in all seriousness, those without humor are already dead.