The avatar of this blog has been served with a summons to testify before congress. The Pelosi committee is investigating charges that he abused performance enhancing drugs to boost readership. There is also accusations against the owner of this blog that we engage in subliminal anti Communism.
Beakerambo was reached on the set of his new film X Men 6. In X men 6 Wolverine discovers that his affair with a female clown when he was held by Mesmero has produced a speech impaired son Wolverbeaker. When asked to comment his response was Me Meee Meep who Meep.