Sunday, April 29, 2007

What is a Psuedostinian

Pretty much a Pseudostinian is anything the illucid far left wishes him to be.The myth of Pseudostinianism is the final communist remnant of the failed idea of Socialist Pan Arabism. The gift of the genocidal Baath parties trace their lineage to the French Communist parties.

Prior to the Six Day War the Arab claim was eliminationist. There was no talk of Pseudostiniansbecause the notion itself was absurd. Gazans to a man considered themselves Egyptian and most of the rest considered themselves Southern Syrian. In 1964 Communist stooge Nasser created a myth with the formation of the Pseudostinian Liberation Organization. The atempt was create a myth of Pseudostine as the rallying cry of Pan Arabism or the creation of yet another ethnically cleansed Muslim state was preposterous and wouldn't market well with the sons of class genocide.

A closer inspection of the case for Pseudostine reveals that the residents of Brooklyn have a superior claim to nation status as Canarsie Indians with Spike Lee as our leader. Some of you will point out Spike wasn't born in Brooklyn but neither was Arafat or Said and many other alleged Pseudostinians. What is this Pseudostinian ethnicity based upon? It is based upon a myth concocted by the far left to chsnge the facts on the ground to rationalize their endemic anti-semitism

There is zero connection between modern Pseudostinians and biblical Phillistines who are not listed in the works of Josephus. Palestinians are Arabs and as such are heirs to a Jim Crow colonial legacy. There is already an abundance of ethnically cleansed Arab states. One needs look no further than the PLO charter with the words Arab unity and Pseudostinian Arab all over the place.

It is time to tell Arabs to settle their own refugees like the rest of the planet. The far left talks about aparthied but endorses ethnically cleansed Arab states.


Mr. Beamish the Kakistocrat said...

The Mormons can magically trace my geneology all the way back to Adam.

Yup, that's right. Get the hell off my planet.

Anonymous said...

Well said Beak! I'm SO sick of these "palestinians" and their murderous ways. Great reference to Josephus too. He truly was a fascinating character.


kevin said...

Fine! I heard there a new super earth anyway.

The Merry Widow said...

Mr. B.-The mormons WILL trace us ALL back to Adam...then marry us!
:runs screaming out of room:
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!


Anonymous said...

Well, you've got to be able to trace all your relatives all the way back to Adam, don't you? How else are you going to be able to convince Peter and Joseph Smith standing at the Pearly Gates who to let into heaven with you. I've gotta feelin' there are going to be whole bunch of Psuedo-beamishtinians in that bunch. Can I be one?

Mr. Beamish the Kakistocrat said...

Sure, FJ. Do this ritual:

You will need some sliced ham, two pieces of whole grain wheat bread, some mayonnaise, a beer, and a Quran.

Stack slices of ham on a piece of whole grain wheat bread. Spread a liberal amount of mayonnaise on another slice of whole grain wheat bread, and make a sandwich.

Holding the ham sandwich in your left hand, take a huge bite of the sandwich and open the Quran to Surah 4.34, and read aloud "Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great." Make sure to do this with your mouthful, and it is extra fortuitous to splatter and drip mayonnaise and bits of chewed ham on the Quran while speaking / spraying this verse.

Take a huge swig of your beer, and rinse your mouth thoroughly.

Shut the Quran around the ham sandwich and proclaim "Muslims are women beaters and should all go to hell."

Congratulations. You're a Psuedo-beamishtinian, with promises of a Muslim-free afterlife.

The_Editrix said...

"Socialist Pan Arabism" is a misleading term. The connections with NATIONAL Socialism and its many successors go far back, though.

The shameless preferential treatment the world offers the Palestinians will never cease because they are doing just what they are supposed to do: murdering Jews as proxies.