Friday, April 06, 2007

Home Alone Beakerkin and Earl

I tried my best to placate Northwind's temper tantrum. I offered to take her out, bu she said no. I cooked some fresh Mahi Mahi but she hardly looked at it. She had two beers and went home in a bad mood. She has been upset with me ever since I cooked the Shrimp for Earl. After she left I fed Earl the Mahi Mahi she didn't look at. I cut off a small section of mine to keep him occupied.

I do not worry too much about Northwind. She comes and goes on a whim and on some nites the breeze is gentle, other nights it is icy and worst of all is cyclone mode.
Never rely on wind as it is unpredictable. Earl on the other hand is very predictable. He just wants food and a place that is warm.

When it gets warm Earl will have his own adventures. Sometimes he will join me in the park if I have food and he has nothing better to do.


Always On Watch Two said...

Earl appears to be more reliable than Northwind.

FLORIAN said...

Um...I'm lost Beak. Who is Northwind? Your girlfriend? Co-Worker?

Da Weaz said...

This site for morons still up and running? Are you trying to get laid? Fat chance. You couldn't get laid camped outside the release gate of a female penitentiary with $100 bills pasted to your balls.

But keep hanging out with the dogs. Dogs have a special tenderness for retards.

Mr. Beamish the Kakistocrat said...

Woman troubles?

beakerkin said...


Earl is quite easy as long as he is fed.


Northwind is not exactly a girlfriend. She is too unreliable to take seriously. I take what is offered but expect nothing.

Mr B

Life with Northwind is seldom dull.


Your description of these activities seem like personal experiences. Now unlike the staff in the assylum I am not paid to cater to your delusions. This is
hot air from someone who thinks of sex as gender.

Now take your meds like a good psycho. What day is tapioca day in the assylum? Is tapioca day the highlight of your week. Now take your meds like a good psycho and maybe tommorow you can rule the world in your own halucinations.

The Merry Widow said...

Morning, Beaker!
Sounds like Earl is more reliable, he is a guy, and they do tend to be predictable(most of the time! I could tell you what my late would say about a situation, practically word for word, there is a sense of stability with it!)
Heck, even 4 years after his eath, my 2 can tell you what he would sy about something in their lives!
Northwind sounds like the emotional equivalent of a chile piquine dragged through something...eye watering and shocking at times...a little goes a loooooooong way!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!


beakerkin said...


Earl just wants to be well fed and warm. I wish Northwind would stop calling him names. Even without Earl Northwind is up and down.

Earl even follows me around town sometimes especially if food is involved. He knows that wherever I go food is somewhere in the area.

Anonymous said...


Just for that, NO FRUIT CUP!

beakerkin said...


I have no idea why Weazie comes here. The only way he gets people to comment on his site is if I visit and all of Socrates pen names visits.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of which, at some point I'll need to divest myself of a certain nomme de plume. Do you think I could get any bidders for it on ebay? It has a lot of web presence.

beakerkin said...

I am certain there are envious people who would line up for that opportunity.

Mr. Beamish the Kakistocrat said...

oh no...

If Farmer John is a time travel paradox caused by my future coming back to haunt me, and Bert is a Muppet, and Nanc is the alternate universe female Beamish, then who are the other 30 Beamishs?