In this segment regular readers are allowed to interview me. The following people are not allowed to ask Questions Uptown, John Brown and aliases, Greg, Weazie, Gert, Socrates and Hank Snow. The floor is opened to your questions. All questions by the above will be deletted.
I am preparing for the roast of Feedom Now that will appear tommorow.
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All right Beak. What is your favorite food? Be specific and only choose one to top the list. This is actually a toughie for most people.
Morgan
This may sound like a joke but it is Roast Duck. If Drummaster were around he would verify that odd tidbit.
That IS really good! My mother used to make it for Thanksgiving and nothing is better than the skin when it's properly done. Now I'm hungry and my better half is making eggplant parmagian.
Morgan
How much did you cry today when the Tigers beat the Yankees?
Rob didn't have the time to cry as i am trying to kill all my vocational cases. Once my desk is clear I get to work on families.
However, I have faith the Yankees will prevail.
will you please check your e-mail?
thank you.
I got it.
Okay now on to serious issues...Bugs Bunny or Mighty Mouse?
Three Stooges or the Marx Brothers?
Lewis and Martin or Abbott and Costello?
Bugs Bunny wih ease.
I was not a Three Stooges fan, but I have seen most of the Marx films.
I preffer Abbott and Costello to Martin and Lewis. However, I like Wilder and Pryor in Stir Crazy. That film was under rated and we do not hear about it much today.
blondes or brunettes? or the ever challenging redheads?
Neapolitan.
pardon me whilst i go compose myself...
hehehe
he.
good thing i didn't throw platinum in there or you'd be asking, "what's in your wallet?"
you have a black belt in shopping don't you nanc?
Beak,
Why do you feel the need to misspell my name in my moment of greatest triumph?
Nanc I am a brunette fan. This is an area where they are scarce.
Freedomnow I misspell everything it is part of what we do here.
coffe or tea?
bagel or croi-frenchie-thingie?
lochs on bagel/croi or straight cream cheese?
cranberry sauce on duck or sweet/sour?
-FJ
B cup or D?
Bikini or one-piece?
-FJ
ay-yi-yi-yi!
OY!
tmw
I do not drink coffe and rarel take tea.
I would take the bagel but in NYC I grab Bialeys. I haven't seen one up North.
When I have my lox I am partial to the Concord Special. Two slices of Pumpernickel toasted with Cream Cheese lox and a slice of Onion. The real special has a slice of Tomato and a touch of lettuce.
Like most men I prefer the Bikini and a C cup. I like a natural look but am not overly focused there.
You might consider FedEx'ing a half-dozen home every once and a while. I didn't see any Pumpernickel though.
-FJ
Here's some pumpernickel...What a racket!...
-FJ
Question:
Why do you censor certain posters?
Posting on any site is not a right and I grant wide latitude. The Duck has never been censored because he knows how to behave.
John Brown was banned for spam. You promised to leave but did not keep your word. Moreover, race is not a topic I post on. This may be an important topic to you and perhaps others, but is irrelevant to me. If you wish to post on race 24/7 you can build your own site or post elsewhere.
language barriers perhaps?
#&*)()_)_+(*^%$$##G*&)?<>
as opposed to:
i would like ALL the money in small bills.
uptownseteve said...
Question:
Why do you censor certain posters?
Probably the same reason some people can't take a hint that the welcome mat has been removed.
"FEEdom now"?
are you charging for this event?
farmerfreud would have a ball with this one...
Elmer
Uptown is a phony and a fraud. I have been on FPM when genuine KKK types appear and he says zero. He leaves that job for myself and Canadian Steve and talks about idiocy such as is Michael Lerner a Rabbi.
beaker
Most of your friends are KKK types.
You make excuses for white Christian anti-semites and seem to feel that America is being infested and destroyed by Islamists, black nationalists and Commies.
You're the fraud and deep down inside you know it.
Name the friends at this site who you think are KKK types. I do not lump black nationalists with the other groups. In fact I seldom post on that subject. I do post about the victms right Marcuse Commies.
Unless you are stirring the pot we can go weeks without mentioning race it is a bore.
Bargholz, DONAL, Florian and Johnnymac for starters are all hardcore anti-black racists.
My recent posts have all been on topic and you KNOW this.
So stop the nonsense.
uppity- try being a member of the HUMAN RACE, you might like it!
tmw
Those people barely post here. Florian's site is down and I haven't heard from him in a while.
J'Mac was briefly here the other day. Donal hasn't been here in months but has her own site.
Jeff Bargholz has his own site and you can voice your opinions there.
They can all defend themselves quite amply. If you have a problem with Jeff Bargolz why don't you take it up with him.
TMW agreed.
Bargholz is a columnist at antiprotester.blogspot.com. He is not hiding from anyone.
Beaker,
This is all irrelevant.
I haven't posted about race here in a while and have gone out of my way to be civil (unlike you and merry widow).
So what's the problem?
Uptown
There is a big blogosphere why don't you spend some quality time with Weazie or Gert. They never have posters and would appreciate the company.
beaker
You can't claim that I clutter your board.
I come here maybe once or twice a week these days and stay for a short while.
I really don't have the time for the web like I used to.
So once again beak, what's the problem?
tee hee
1 You hijack threads
2 You ask for sources and do not check them
3 You forget whose site this is.
4 Your social skills need marked improvement.
Those are the starters but you get my message.
i do believe HEEEEEEEE wants some TEEEEEEEEEEE - FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!
nah beak
1. I provide swift and strong refutation of your propoganda.
2. I challenge you to prove your assertions with facts.
3. I am not intimidated by your insults and personal attacks.
4. I find your criticism of my social skills extremely amusing.
You get my message?
Uptown you can not refute anything because you are not intelligent enough to make a point. You introduce idiotic points that are off topic.
You aren't intelligent enough to be entertaining like Ducky, nor as well behaved.
I'm deeply hurt beaker.
But since you're so intelligent perhaps you can elaborate on your assertion that Bill Clinton's affair with a grown woman was somehow "far worse" than Mark Foley's stalking of teenage boys.
I'm all ears beak.
even dumbo'd be saying, "seteve's got some big ears!"
Familiarize yourself with the laws of sexual harassment, Juanita Broderick, Kathleen Willey and Paula Jones.
Civil? Who loses his temper, gets all huffy and uses foul language? And insists on using a very asinine, tee hee, as if he's proven anything?
tmw
tmw
That sounds like either you or kuhnkat without the tee hee.
beaker
What I do like about you is that you are relentless.
No matter how obviously wrong you are or how ridiculous you look, you won't back down.
There is something weirdly admirable about that.
So allegations of sexual harrassment of adult women is WORSE than solid evidence of predatory behavior toward minors????
Gotta luv ya beak.
tee hee
There are zero alegations of rape against Foley. There is zero evidence he had an actual affair with anyone. There is zero evidence he exposed his $^%& in front of a potential victim. Foley did not fondle or force himself upon anyone. Moreover, Foley has never blamed the alleged victims.
Wrong Uptown
uppity seems to have confused me with someone else. Himself for a start, or maybe jobro. I'm asking the regulars, am I uncivil?
tmw
Beak,
Here's a question: What do you think of getting a bunch of bloggers together and meeting up in real life?
MZ and I met up when I was visiting his hometown back in May, and we had a great time hanging out...it was really cool to see someone in person with whom I'd become friendly online.
beaker
They have Foley's E-MAILS where he arranges for liaisons with male pages and makes references to sexual activities and sex organs.
C'mon man.
Stop it.
In general I am somewhat relcusive by nature. I would only meet with
a blogger I regularly corresponded with. It might be interesting and many have done it but I am somewhat aprehensive.
TMW you are a class act. Uptown is like school in summer either remedial or no class.
Emails are nothing compared to a rape allegation, fondling and exhibiting the first member. Oh and then there is perjury but you get the point.
Now sing us Blue Stained Dress as you depart.
Moreover, who is defending Foley or claiming that it is all a vast left wing conspiracy.
Thank you, Beaker, that wasn't something I was worried about. I wanted to point out the absurdities alleged by uppity. You have been a gentleman, uppity's blusterings just make him look foolish! and he does it to himself. That is the other point, you can't be humiliated unless you participate and validate it! uppity does a fair dinkum job on his own!
tmw
Here ya go kuhnkat,
http://thebluestate.typepad.com/my_weblog/2006/09/video_the_detai.html
"Haven't you even WONDERED why no CHARGES have been made agains him yet??"
Because the charges are being INVESTIGATED.
The fact that Foley has resigned, entered a rehad center, and released info about being gay and having been molested are pleanty reason to believe that the allegations have merit.
"Unlike numerous Democrats he HAS NOT BROKEN ANY LAWS THAT WE KNOW OF!!!!"
What laws and which Democrats?
beaker
"There are zero alegations of rape against Foley. There is zero evidence he had an actual affair with anyone. There is zero evidence he exposed his $^%& in front of a potential victim."
Not yet.
"Foley has never blamed the alleged victims."
But Limbaugh and Drudge have.
seteve is trying to make it all about him and it appears to be working.
the troll needs to be ignored.
time for billy goat gruff to snuff him out.
Uptown Again Misses the point and proves he is stupid. Kuhnkat is 100% correct on this one as the Emails are creepy but can be read in many ways. The problems are with the IM and may be the result of a prank and were not directed at minors.
Drudge and Limbaugh are not part of the government. Moreover, the Clinton use of the media to smear opponents is widely known. Lewinsky was portrayed as a stalker until the blue stained dress ended it.
Kuhnkat,
How many 16 year olds in America participate in a "gay and lesbian" club at their public school?
Are these club meetings about sex, or Judy Garland?
i thought the clubs were about barely amanilow...
they are acutally about getting together on the weekends
I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that membership and participation in a "gay and lesbian" student club in a public school is predicated upon some kind of oath or profession of sexual polesmoking or gash gnashing. As children are in public school until the age of 18 or so, this would seem to be a club that promotes sexual activity among minors.
hmmm...there are NO heterosexual clubs in ANY of the schools promoting healthy relationships...
Number One Iam against subsidies for most art. The exceptions are programs to take young people to the classic arts. Lets young students experience the classics.
I am all for letting the market place determine what gets produced.
The Grapes of Wrath is a well constructed story as is Death of a Salesman. Nobody I know of is in favor of burning the books or saying that the warped political views of the authors invalidates them as art. I would have a short discussion about the era. Unlike Millers fable Communist subversion was quite real.
The important part is to respect the art but not venerate the artist. Death of a Salesman was a good play. However, any notion that the artist had special wisdom beyond writting plays is absurd.
Much of the problem with the arts is that we venerate the artists way too much. Many of the artists had abysmal political views and even disaterous personal lives. We can appreciate the Red Badge of Courage while realising the author was a flake.
I believe art should be forced to compete in the free market. I know I can shit in a jar more often than Andre Serrano, and with bulk comes discounts.
I'd only charge Ducky $100 for a sealed turd he can keep on his coffee table as a conversation piece.
Quite a while ago I found some web site selling petrified dinosaur shit.
They weren't pitching it as "art" though, just garden variety petrified shit.
But Purple Avenger,
Ducky would break his teeth on petrified shit.
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