Friday, October 06, 2006

Welcome to the Cyberoast for Freedomnow

Freedom Now is another Moonbat Central alumnus who most of have grown fond of. Like myself heis somewhat to the left of his readers. He opts for high quality posts that take time and effort.

His greatest fan is Nanc who is the only person allowed to call him Fern. A quick check reveals that Ferns are not potted plants, nor is Freedomnow. I will have to consult with Mr Beamish if smoking Ferns can result in mayhem.

Freedom Now does relish lively debate with those whose response is at best a cliche. A recent cartoon leftist claimed that in most Islamic Countries there are Churches and Temples. Freedomnow is too polite to point out that most of the countries have no Jews to attend those temples or that Jews were residents of those countries before Mohammed was a concept. If Kuhnkat was around he would probably ad HAHAHAHA you moron.

Freedomnow is also a first class gentleman and does not resort to cheap humor. The same leftist couch potato questioned why he associates with certain friends. Freedomnow gave a polite answer. Mr Beamish or myself would ask the leftard why he associates with himself.

Let Bad humor reign. Bring on the roadkill and Cheap Boooooze. The Roast is now in progress.

118 comments:

The Merry Widow said...

Does foccacia go with roadkill?
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!


tmw

beakerkin said...

Well this is one joke that didn't work

The Merry Widow said...

I always thought it was pretty cute!

tmw

beakerkin said...

Now that John Brown is MIA and probably under lock and key we will
reserect a Beakerambo or so after them roast.

beakerkin said...

the roast . typo

Anonymous said...

Too many air pockets tmw. Doesn't sop up the requisite gravy like regular white bread.

-FJ

Anonymous said...

...and take off that hat, beak. You're not FN!

-FJ

nanc said...

is this where we're having "fern appreciation day"?

nanc said...

my fern - what can i say about him?

we disagree on most things - it's almost like having a husband!

beakerkin said...

Like a husband he never seems to get a word in either.

nanc said...

HEAAAAAAAAAYYYY - i thought we were roasting fern?

Farmer John said...

Holy Avatars Batman, they're all starting to look alike!

Freedomnow said...

This is outrageous. Its like looking in a mirror.

Your avatars look great but I got a haircut recently and I am going to have to give you guys a picture that is more up-to-date...

The Merry Widow said...

Ah, yes, Fern, my favorite punching bag! It is almost like having a husband! You can unleash your sparkling wit on him, and thereby totally confusing him!

tmw
Beaker, Nanc- Love the hat!

nanc said...

don't make me tell the devo story...

nanc said...

a shorn fern?

nanc said...

that gert is an ornery old gal - ain't she?

i'm going to start calling her:

GERT-RUDE

beakerkin said...

Gert is a man but not in the traditional sense. There is nothing wrong if one has different proclivities, but he honestly comes across as Dr Smith or Snagglepuss.

Elmer's Brother said...

nanc - crack that whip! now whip it!

nanc said...

fern said we may not sexually harrass anyone at his site, so i've come here to do it.

nanc said...

my favorite fernism zenned to him by beamish (of course):

"All I've got to say about "torture" is that if clamping a car battery to a terrorist's testicles will produce information that shuts down terrorist cells and the plots they are forming - red is positive, and black is negative."

Farmer John said...

Nobody say I don't wave the flag every now and again. Wait a minute... I came in here wearing a red shirt (Friday/Support the Troops!)...

nanc said...

crackenzeewhippenzee, elbro?

nah - fern likes it too much!

nanc said...

i almost didn't recognize you, farmer...

nice outfit!

Farmer John said...

...hmmm by the smell of this place, there must be a lot of pot-heads around. I'm beginning to reek!

Farmer John said...

Your lookin' pretty good yourself, nanc! Abercrobie & Potts?

Farmer John said...

Mine came from Goodwill!

nanc said...

no, salvator armay.

Farmer John said...

So where did FN disappear to? I hope he went home to update his blog, cause that somethin' diffy he posted last week is smellin' a little over-ripe (not that I should talk).

Farmer John said...

Forum for current events. NOT!!!

-jez kiddin' FN!

nanc said...

oh, he'll be bock-bock-bock! i just saw him at autonomist.

Farmer John said...

btw - Have you seen the photo at the top of his Title Page? That's FN taunting/teasing Ethiopian bloggers with a Baby Ruth pen...

His readers are really starving for something more than a snackbar... a post with some meat on it!

Farmer John said...

I think FN is something of a manic depressive. First he posts about "Determination", and in the next post, he quits "The Autonomist". What's up with that?

nanc said...

maybe we'll shame him into updating his profile?

nanc said...

i think it's "woman" problems - the last one has been hiding in my pantry for the last couple of weeks.

Farmer John said...

...and now he's "belly to the bar" over there instead of here at his very own roast. I'm offended. I guess I'll have to click over there if I want to insult him to his face instead of hiding here behind my monitor...

nanc said...

beak should have titled this post:

"life with farmer and nanc"

Farmer John said...

...all I saw over at the Autonomist were FN's footprints in the dust.

Yep, jez farmer & nanc again! We've really gotta stop meeting like this, nanc! People are gonna talk.

Does my breath smell okay? Why am I asking you that... you obviously have a stuffed up nose or you wouldn't be here. There is a nose under that thing, isn't there?

Farmer John said...

So....since FN's not here, let's talk about him behind his back.

Woman problems? You don't say. What kind of woman problems? Is it something a box of Viagra could cure, or something more serious? You can tell me, nanc, my lips are sealed!

Steve Harkonnen said...

So where is this masked man?

Farmer John said...

at the Halloween store???

I see you've come dressed for he occassion, but I'm afraid the "guest of honor" has only made a cursory appearance and my reefer breath has run everybody out of the room...

I'd say they busted this place, but the beak only allows C-cups in bikini's through the front door.

Farmer John said...

Have a Pumpernickle bagel w/cream cheese, lox, and a slice of onion and settle down for a spell. Nanc is gonna spill the beans on FN's love-life.

Farmer John said...

I guess FN is home practicing his freedom not to listen. Its' the only right he values more than freedom of speech!

Farmer John said...

Sounds like a plan. I guess I should try it. Later!

Elmer's Brother said...

i think it's "woman" problems - the last one has been hiding in my pantry for the last couple of weeks.

ISN'T IT ALWAYS!

Farmer John said...

You'll have to ask her elbro. Where is AoW today, anyways?

(this is how rumours get started)

I saw this on Three's Company!

beakerkin said...

Elmer

I have to wonder why Gertie doesn't think you exist. He is pouting at Freedom Now's site.

Farmer John said...

I mosied over to the 'mist to see if I could catch Fern, but I must have mist him. Oh well.

Scotty, beam me back home!

Farmer John said...

MISTY Erroll Garner-Music/Johnny Burke-Words

Look at me,
I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree
And I feel like I'm clinging to a cloud,
I can't, understand
I get misty, just holding your hand

Walk my way,
And a thousand violins begin to play
Or it might be the sound of your hello,
That music I hear
I get misty, the moment you're near

You can say that you're leading me on
But it's just what I want you to do
Don't you notice how hopelessly I'm lost
That's why I'm following you

On my own,
would I wander through this wonderland alone
Never knowing my right foot, from my left,
My hat from my glove
I'm too misty, and too much in love


*sniff-sniff*

I give up! Have a great roast FN!

The Merry Widow said...

Nice touch FJ! I remember that one, from when I was very much younger. I love what y'all have done to your hairs, the devo hat is the crowning touch! I guess Fern saw what I wrote and decided to leave town! He says his heart isn't very good.

tmw

Farmer John said...

Bah, Humbug tmw. I have changed my look again, and I refuse to go to beak's Christmas/Channukah party unless he stops putting onions on the bagels served around here. I think my breath chased everybody away from this party!

Always On Watch said...

I didn't take time to swap avatars. I'm here, for about 20 minutes.

I've read Beak's post and heading to the comments now.

Always On Watch said...

I'm on medication which causes euphoria. This roast is GREAT!

Farmer quoting "Misty"? I just sang it.

Hey, that song was used in a Clint Eastwood movie Play Misty for Me.

Does FN like Eastwood films?

The medicine has also activated the right side of my brain. I'm making weird connections these days. My classes love "the new me."

Farmer John said...

pssst, AoW. Don't make the same mistake I did...steer clear of the bagels. They've got onions on them!

Farmer John said...

I love Clint Eastwood films!(actor, not director)

Quick, beak, hide the kitchen utensiles. AoW's on drugs and she's seen Play Misty for me!

Always On Watch said...

Beak said, Nanc who is the only person allowed to call him Fern

For the longest time, I didn't have a clue about why the monniker "Fern." I finally asked and got clued in.

Farmer,
I don't like onions. I don't need dragon breath, either.

Farmer John said...

...speakin' of silverware, how do you like my new threads? I got all dressed up and put my best silver on.

Always On Watch said...

Farmer,
One of my favorite movies. It hasn't been on TV in quite a while.

Some good shots of the CA coast in that film.

Ever heard Eastwood play the piano? Not bad.

I love your new threads, Farmer. But my admiration might not mean much as I'm in a good mood. Sadly, by 3:30, I won't be feeling in such a good mood. Next dose is at 6:45 P.M.

Always On Watch said...

Farmer,
I just enlarged your avatar. The silver is a nice touch.

Farmer John said...

...beak was trying to make things a little more habitable for fern...errrrr....FN...ergo...the onions. He wanted the room real misty-eyed.

Okay, so I'll drop the puns.

(O) (O)
' '
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and I love that Carmel, CA. I wonder if Eastwood was mayor before or after that flick. 17 Mile Drive... Pebble Beach... and my favorite dive spot... just off Pebble.

Steve Harkonnen said...

Well, this was a sweet deal. Nanc has already deposited that $50 in my paypal account just for sporting this silly avatar, heh.

Farmer John said...

btw - elbro mentioned that you were the source of FN's woman problems. Any truth to that rumour? And is it true, your're currently hiding out in nanc's pantry? *snicker*

Always On Watch said...

Farmer,
elbro mentioned that you were the source of FN's woman problems.

Are you talking to ME?

Farmer John said...

Wow steve,

That must be the same $50 I gave to nanc to let me wear that avatar. Be careful though, it tends to make the girls think you're fat. I had to take mine off to get one to talk to me. That and about 200 breath mints.

Farmer John said...

Uh-oh. Sounds like a line from Taxi Driver.

Yep, I was talkin' to you, always.

Always On Watch said...

Farmer,
I think that Eastwood was mayor after that film, but I'm not sure.

In 2000, my husband and I drove from LA to SF. We did the Pebble Beach loop. Gorgeous!

That when we got bitten by the convertible bug. The next year, we bought our own Mustang convertible. We had toured CA in a rented Mustang convertible.

Pacific Coast Highway--I've gotta drive that route again.

Always On Watch said...

I wish that I were hiding in Nanc's pantry. Probably some good eats there.

EB is spreading rumors about me, huh? Well, that's okay. We're friends.

Gotta run. Piano lessons to give. That last student won't be so lucky as I'll be between doses.

Back later.

Always On Watch said...

One more thing. I've been neglecting the subject of this roast.

I'm not good at insults, so I'll just say congrats on being roasted by Beak. He's a wonderful host.

Farmer John said...

DeNiro...

Yeah. Huh? Huh? Huh? (I'm) faster than you, you f'in' son of a...I saw you comin', you f', sh*t-heel. I'm standin' here. You make the move. You make the move. It's your move. [He draws his gun from his concealed forearm holster] Don't try it, you f'er. You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? [He turns around to look behind him] Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f' do you think you're talkin' to? Oh yeah? Huh? OK. [He whips out his gun again] Huh?

Farmer John said...

ooops, too late. Later, always!

nanc said...

apologies for my long absence - i had a parade to get in front of and i liked to have not gotten out of their before the egg throwin' contest - three hundred or so teenagers all fired up for homecoming each with a dozen eggs - guess they didn't like my rendition of:

Once I was a boogie singer
Playin' in a rock and roll band
I never had no problems
Burnin' down the one night stands
And everything around me
Got to start to feelin' so low
And I decided quickly
To disco down and check out the show


/ Bm6 - - C#m6-Cm6 Bm6 - - C#m6-Cm6 / :


{Refrain}
Yeah, they were dancin' and singin'
And movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me
Somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music, white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music, white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die, oh till you die


/ Bm6 - - - / / / Bm6 - - Cm6-C#m6 /
/ Dm6 - - Em6-Ebm6 Dm6 - - Em6-Ebm6 / /
/ Dm6 - - - Bb - - - / E7 - - - G - D - / {as verse}


I tried to understand this
I thought they were out of their minds
How could I be so foolish
To not see I was the one behind
So still I kept on fighting
Losing every step of the way
I said I must go back there
And check to see if things still the same


{Refrain}


Now first it wasn't easy
Changin' rock-and-rollin' minds
And things were getting shaky
I thought I'd have to leave it behind
But now it's so much better
I'm funking out in every way
But I'll never lose that feelin'
Of how I learned my lesson that day


When...
{Refrain}


They shouted play that funky music
Play that funky music
Play that funky music
Gotta keep on playin' funky music
Play that funky music {Fade}


/ G7 - - - / / / / A7 - - - /

i left the chords in just in case clapton shows up. it could've just been the little hispanic drummergirl who started the whole madison county incident and they're just lookin' for someone to pin it on...

it's hell having bandies in the house!

Farmer John said...

I think the Cocaine has finally caught up w/Clapton, so he probably won't be by. I think beak has hired a DJ though... he should be by later. I made him promise not to play many slow-tunes, just in case you needed to find somebody to dance.

Farmer John said...

...but from the tune you were whistling when you got here, it sounds like you just finished a dance.

The Merry Widow said...

When we lived in Cali we made the 17 mile drive, beautiful. Big Sur was wonderful, we used to hike up the Big Sur river, our daughter was in a "backpack" kicking Daddy in the ribs the whole time! You could find jade on the beach near there. AoW(when she gets back) the Pacific Coast Highway is a beautiful drive, going up to the other Pebble Beach, at Bean Hollow, Ano Nuevo, Half-Moon Bay, yada yada yada!
FJ- Try garlic with the onions, it'll attract the Sophia Loren's!

tmw

nanc said...

i wish gert-RUDE would stop calling our "daisy" mickey!

nanc said...

cannelloni!

nanc said...

whoooooooooooa - that was fast - would you say that was fast? i'd say, "that was fast!"

beakerkin said...

I haven't done a poster abortion in a while. The shop vac was rusty
and Gert is an unwanted life form.

Those with no talent envy their betters.

Farmer John said...

daisy? Not Minnie?

hmmm, I guess it wasn't the Pacific he was skinny-dipping in.

Donald?

Next time I come to one of these things, I'd better be sober when I get here. You know those contact highs!

Well kids, have a good time at the party. I expect the lights to still be on when I come down into this basement again. And NO slow dancing....and NO inappropriate contact while I'm gone! No truth or dare either. And that empty bottle had better not be spinning when I walk in, or I'll be calling some parents!

Bye-bye!

nanc said...

ah-oh!

The Merry Widow said...

Spoil-sport!
Wet blanket!
Party-pooper!

tmw

Solid Surfer said...

Well, we haven't seen Freedom Now here yet...but cheers to him anyway!!!!

Iben Habin PMS said...

surfer - he's up towards the top under farmer!

Iben Habin PMS said...

I don't know how i let that kamal jaqi talk me into dis.

Always On Watch said...

TMW,
We stayed overnight in Gilroy, garlic capital of the world.

Always On Watch said...

Farmer,
Clapton feels that he's lost his edge and is slowing down.

Elmer's Brother said...

who is taking requests cuz I'd like to make a few...

if funk is what you want how about some parliament or george clinton?

we could do the conga to Hot! Hot! Hot!

and nanc could show us how to do the hokey pokey?

for uppity we'll play the chicken dance

Gert doesn't think I exist? She thinks therefore I am.

Elmer's Brother said...

Gert...isn't that like that character Pat from SNL?

nanc said...

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

nice outfit, elbro.

gert-RUDE i hear is trashing me somewhere in the www...jealous of my get-up or something like that...

nanc said...

the blog in question has conveniently gone missing. there is G-d.

The Merry Widow said...

AoW- Ah, Gilroy, the wafting vapors rising in the sun. We went to the Garlic Festival once. Had garlic ice cream, you could smell scampi and anything else that used garlic, could use garlic or could fake it! My, my it certainly cleared out the old sinusis! The San Fernando and San Juaquin valleys are impressive. That and the semis hauling tomatos, piled high over the edges.
Nanc-EB looks good in a devo pot, er hat, er, yeah!

tmw

Freedomnow said...

I'm afraid that I am going to have to ruin all the good vibes of these comments by introducing a bit of controversy.

AOW asked if I like Eastwood films. Unfortunately, I would have to say that “Play Misty for Me” was probably the only Eastwood movie I saw that I didnt like. I'm more of an action movie kinda guy. “The Good, The Bad & The Fern” is more to my liking.

Sorry I wasnt around much for the party, but work was hectic today and I can barely fit in this comment before I go out for some Friday night mayhem. I’d have to say its more of a kiddie party than a knock-down, drag-down roast. Perhaps you guys are just being easy on me…

Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nanc said...

i don't like clint eastwood. oh yeah, we watch him at our house - "the unforgiven" "the outlaw, josie wales" are excellent movies, but he is a flaming liberal and after denying sandra locke all those babies through abortion and denying her matrimony - he is schvants! of course she is a fargen idiot for thinking he could possibly be her savior.

my apologies for being down, but he's a prima donald - a schmok!

Elmer's Brother said...

tmw you should see my disco outfit

Elmer's Brother said...

btw I thought there was going to be cheap booze? I'll bring my lawyer over here too if I have to.

beakerkin said...

Just anothe abortion

The Merry Widow said...

EB- Do you have a miniature rainbow disco ball to hang on your rearview mirror?
Beaker- Check all your threads, your being spammed by a little flea!

tmw

beakerkin said...

To remove this takes a few seconds.
I want to hear the retard Greg feign ignorance that his good friend is a spammer and a troll.

nanc said...

are you forwarding them to the proper individuals?

nanc said...

so we're back to comment moderation - that pists me off!

beakerkin said...

Gerts spam will be sent to blogger.
This is a clear case of cyber harassment. I want to see what the dimwit's excuse will be.

Always On Watch said...

FN,
I like action movies too, but I also like to be creeped out. For some reason, being creeped out makes me feel safer!

Nanc,
Eastwood the person and Eastwood the actor--two different entities for me. He's not in the same low class as Sean Penn and some others, IMO, when it comes to political leanings. The mess with Sondra Locke--I had forgotten about that. I must have been all-consumed with caregiving when those salacious details came out. I missed nearly two decades of details when I was caregiving.

I remember when he wasn't a prima donna. Rawhide.

Always On Watch said...

EB,
I hogged some of the cheap booze last night. Off to bed early. LOL.

Always On Watch said...

Farmer,
I'm not big on DeNiro. But I did love his performance in Awakenings.

Always On Watch said...

TMW,
Garlic ice-cream?

Fresh garlic is much better than what we get in the grocery stores. Fresh garlic doesn't upset my stomach.

Brooke said...

Happy Roasing, All!

nanc said...

ah yes, aow - who could forget rawhide? a great weekly program. funny how some people forget where they came from.

he left his wife of many years to take up with locke - sadly, not many hollywood marriages are made to last when popularity enters the photo.

hey - my favorite movie of all time is "paint your wagon" - there has been NO musical that quite compares. jean seberg's last movie before she killed herself i believe.

The Merry Widow said...

EB-Talk to Warren and Beamish, they are usually in charge of cheap booze! As for drinking "cheap", I'll have some Harvey's Bristol Cream, thank you! Oh, right, had some.

tmw

Elmer's Brother said...

I wish I could say I had a hangover but since the cheap booze never arrived I guess it's lawyer time. Between the old storm door and the cheap booze you guys are going to owe me a fortune. I got Jackie Chiles on the case.

The Merry Widow said...

EB- I'm shaking in my barefeet! ;p You know, the ones with the sand between the toes!
Besides, it's Warren you're really after. Now that's a meet I'd pay to see, you 2 would probably end up at the gun range nattering and splattering targets for the rest of the day!
Beaker-True love makes dreamers and poets of us all!

tmw

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Cheap booze? This family pack of 12-ounce beers run me damnear nine dollars.

They didn't have enough beer for y'all at the store. I asked.

Who's in charge of the barbeque? Do they know steaks of less than 18 ounces in weight are known as nibblers? Best served as a side item before the appetizers come out.

Freedomnow said...

You guys call this a roast?

Ive seen livier roasts at the Recreation Center of the Lawrence Welk Retirement Community...

nanc said...

lucky for you nancpop left the twelver.

Purple Avenger said...

What's this problem with onion bagles? I like onion bagles.

Am I a deviant or something?

The Merry Widow said...

PA- No, you're not a deviant. Onion bagels with lox! Yeah!

tmw

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Oh yeah... we roast Freedom Now...

As we all know, Freedom Now strays to the left on every issue he's on the wrong side of.

But why does he do it?

I think it's because he listens to the Village People.

What's with all the ferns anyway?

nanc said...

well, if you'd check your mail once in awhile, you'd know now wouldn't you?

Freedomnow said...

Mr B's reference to the Village People proves that he is homosapien-phobic.

Furthermore, I think Beak's avatar was not kidnapped, but was a clever Neo-con black op designed to discredit our Socialist-Islamist freedom fighters.

That is why we have heroes like John Brown and Uptown Steve to fight for the rights of innocent totalitarian dictators.

Smash Capitalism, buy a Che Shirt!!!!!!!