Thursday, October 05, 2006

The reader get to interview Beakerkin

In this segment regular readers are allowed to interview me. The following people are not allowed to ask Questions Uptown, John Brown and aliases, Greg, Weazie, Gert, Socrates and Hank Snow. The floor is opened to your questions. All questions by the above will be deletted.

I am preparing for the roast of Feedom Now that will appear tommorow.

75 comments:

JINGOIST said...

All right Beak. What is your favorite food? Be specific and only choose one to top the list. This is actually a toughie for most people.

Morgan

beakerkin said...

This may sound like a joke but it is Roast Duck. If Drummaster were around he would verify that odd tidbit.

JINGOIST said...

That IS really good! My mother used to make it for Thanksgiving and nothing is better than the skin when it's properly done. Now I'm hungry and my better half is making eggplant parmagian.

Morgan

Robert Bayn said...

How much did you cry today when the Tigers beat the Yankees?

beakerkin said...

Rob didn't have the time to cry as i am trying to kill all my vocational cases. Once my desk is clear I get to work on families.

However, I have faith the Yankees will prevail.

nanc said...

will you please check your e-mail?

nanc said...

thank you.

beakerkin said...

I got it.

Elmer's Brother said...

Okay now on to serious issues...Bugs Bunny or Mighty Mouse?

Three Stooges or the Marx Brothers?

Lewis and Martin or Abbott and Costello?

beakerkin said...

Bugs Bunny wih ease.

I was not a Three Stooges fan, but I have seen most of the Marx films.

I preffer Abbott and Costello to Martin and Lewis. However, I like Wilder and Pryor in Stir Crazy. That film was under rated and we do not hear about it much today.

nanc said...

blondes or brunettes? or the ever challenging redheads?

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Neapolitan.

nanc said...

pardon me whilst i go compose myself...

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

hehehe

nanc said...

he.

good thing i didn't throw platinum in there or you'd be asking, "what's in your wallet?"

Elmer's Brother said...

you have a black belt in shopping don't you nanc?

Freedomnow said...

Beak,

Why do you feel the need to misspell my name in my moment of greatest triumph?

beakerkin said...

Nanc I am a brunette fan. This is an area where they are scarce.

Freedomnow I misspell everything it is part of what we do here.

Anonymous said...

coffe or tea?

bagel or croi-frenchie-thingie?

lochs on bagel/croi or straight cream cheese?

cranberry sauce on duck or sweet/sour?

-FJ

Anonymous said...

B cup or D?

Bikini or one-piece?

-FJ

nanc said...

ay-yi-yi-yi!

The Merry Widow said...

OY!

tmw

beakerkin said...

I do not drink coffe and rarel take tea.

I would take the bagel but in NYC I grab Bialeys. I haven't seen one up North.

When I have my lox I am partial to the Concord Special. Two slices of Pumpernickel toasted with Cream Cheese lox and a slice of Onion. The real special has a slice of Tomato and a touch of lettuce.

Like most men I prefer the Bikini and a C cup. I like a natural look but am not overly focused there.

Anonymous said...

You might consider FedEx'ing a half-dozen home every once and a while. I didn't see any Pumpernickel though.

-FJ

Anonymous said...

Here's some pumpernickel...What a racket!...

-FJ

uptownseteve said...

Question:

Why do you censor certain posters?

beakerkin said...

Posting on any site is not a right and I grant wide latitude. The Duck has never been censored because he knows how to behave.

John Brown was banned for spam. You promised to leave but did not keep your word. Moreover, race is not a topic I post on. This may be an important topic to you and perhaps others, but is irrelevant to me. If you wish to post on race 24/7 you can build your own site or post elsewhere.

Farmer John said...

You'll have to find your own C cup, beak.

Why do publishers censor certain letters to the editor, stevie?

nanc said...

language barriers perhaps?

#&*)()_)_+(*^%$$##G*&)?<>

as opposed to:

i would like ALL the money in small bills.

Elmer's Brother said...

uptownseteve said...
Question:

Why do you censor certain posters?


Probably the same reason some people can't take a hint that the welcome mat has been removed.

nanc said...

"FEEdom now"?

are you charging for this event?

nanc said...

farmerfreud would have a ball with this one...

beakerkin said...

Elmer

Uptown is a phony and a fraud. I have been on FPM when genuine KKK types appear and he says zero. He leaves that job for myself and Canadian Steve and talks about idiocy such as is Michael Lerner a Rabbi.

uptownseteve said...

beaker

Most of your friends are KKK types.

You make excuses for white Christian anti-semites and seem to feel that America is being infested and destroyed by Islamists, black nationalists and Commies.

You're the fraud and deep down inside you know it.

beakerkin said...

Name the friends at this site who you think are KKK types. I do not lump black nationalists with the other groups. In fact I seldom post on that subject. I do post about the victms right Marcuse Commies.

Unless you are stirring the pot we can go weeks without mentioning race it is a bore.

uptownseteve said...

Bargholz, DONAL, Florian and Johnnymac for starters are all hardcore anti-black racists.

My recent posts have all been on topic and you KNOW this.

So stop the nonsense.

The Merry Widow said...

uppity- try being a member of the HUMAN RACE, you might like it!

tmw

beakerkin said...

Those people barely post here. Florian's site is down and I haven't heard from him in a while.

J'Mac was briefly here the other day. Donal hasn't been here in months but has her own site.

Jeff Bargholz has his own site and you can voice your opinions there.
They can all defend themselves quite amply. If you have a problem with Jeff Bargolz why don't you take it up with him.

TMW agreed.

Bargholz is a columnist at antiprotester.blogspot.com. He is not hiding from anyone.

uptownseteve said...

Beaker,

This is all irrelevant.

I haven't posted about race here in a while and have gone out of my way to be civil (unlike you and merry widow).

So what's the problem?

beakerkin said...

Uptown

There is a big blogosphere why don't you spend some quality time with Weazie or Gert. They never have posters and would appreciate the company.

uptownseteve said...

beaker

You can't claim that I clutter your board.

I come here maybe once or twice a week these days and stay for a short while.

I really don't have the time for the web like I used to.

So once again beak, what's the problem?
tee hee

beakerkin said...

1 You hijack threads
2 You ask for sources and do not check them
3 You forget whose site this is.
4 Your social skills need marked improvement.

Those are the starters but you get my message.

nanc said...

i do believe HEEEEEEEE wants some TEEEEEEEEEEE - FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!

uptownseteve said...

nah beak

1. I provide swift and strong refutation of your propoganda.

2. I challenge you to prove your assertions with facts.

3. I am not intimidated by your insults and personal attacks.

4. I find your criticism of my social skills extremely amusing.

You get my message?

beakerkin said...

Uptown you can not refute anything because you are not intelligent enough to make a point. You introduce idiotic points that are off topic.

You aren't intelligent enough to be entertaining like Ducky, nor as well behaved.

uptownseteve said...

I'm deeply hurt beaker.

But since you're so intelligent perhaps you can elaborate on your assertion that Bill Clinton's affair with a grown woman was somehow "far worse" than Mark Foley's stalking of teenage boys.

I'm all ears beak.

nanc said...

even dumbo'd be saying, "seteve's got some big ears!"

beakerkin said...

Familiarize yourself with the laws of sexual harassment, Juanita Broderick, Kathleen Willey and Paula Jones.

The Merry Widow said...

Civil? Who loses his temper, gets all huffy and uses foul language? And insists on using a very asinine, tee hee, as if he's proven anything?

tmw

uptownseteve said...

tmw

That sounds like either you or kuhnkat without the tee hee.

uptownseteve said...

beaker

What I do like about you is that you are relentless.

No matter how obviously wrong you are or how ridiculous you look, you won't back down.

There is something weirdly admirable about that.

So allegations of sexual harrassment of adult women is WORSE than solid evidence of predatory behavior toward minors????

Gotta luv ya beak.

tee hee

beakerkin said...

There are zero alegations of rape against Foley. There is zero evidence he had an actual affair with anyone. There is zero evidence he exposed his $^%& in front of a potential victim. Foley did not fondle or force himself upon anyone. Moreover, Foley has never blamed the alleged victims.

Wrong Uptown

The Merry Widow said...

uppity seems to have confused me with someone else. Himself for a start, or maybe jobro. I'm asking the regulars, am I uncivil?

tmw

Solid Surfer said...

Beak,

Here's a question: What do you think of getting a bunch of bloggers together and meeting up in real life?

MZ and I met up when I was visiting his hometown back in May, and we had a great time hanging out...it was really cool to see someone in person with whom I'd become friendly online.

uptownseteve said...

beaker

They have Foley's E-MAILS where he arranges for liaisons with male pages and makes references to sexual activities and sex organs.

C'mon man.

Stop it.

beakerkin said...

In general I am somewhat relcusive by nature. I would only meet with
a blogger I regularly corresponded with. It might be interesting and many have done it but I am somewhat aprehensive.

TMW you are a class act. Uptown is like school in summer either remedial or no class.

beakerkin said...

Emails are nothing compared to a rape allegation, fondling and exhibiting the first member. Oh and then there is perjury but you get the point.

Now sing us Blue Stained Dress as you depart.

Moreover, who is defending Foley or claiming that it is all a vast left wing conspiracy.

The Merry Widow said...

Thank you, Beaker, that wasn't something I was worried about. I wanted to point out the absurdities alleged by uppity. You have been a gentleman, uppity's blusterings just make him look foolish! and he does it to himself. That is the other point, you can't be humiliated unless you participate and validate it! uppity does a fair dinkum job on his own!

tmw

kuhnkat said...

Uptownsleeze lies like a rung when he states:


"They have Foley's E-MAILS where he arranges for liaisons with male pages and makes references to sexual activities and sex organs."

As usual you MORON, show us the PROOF that this LIE has any factual basis!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You never learn you MORON!!!

All you can do is repeat what you have read in a GARBLED, UNTRUE FORM!!! You TRY to THINK!!! You can't even COPY!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just to save you a little time, none of the more salacious EVIDENCE against Foley was in the E-Mails!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NONE of this more salacious accusations against Foley, to this point in time, were IM'ed to Pages under 18!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Foley, being a Homosexual and all, probably did, BUT, you MORONS are making these accusations BEFORE EVIDENCE OR BELIEVABLE ALLEGATIONS HAVE BEEN PRESENTED!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Haven't you even WONDERED why no CHARGES have been made agains him yet?? Because there have been no allegations of ILLEGAL ACTIVITY!!!! Yes he is a slime ball. Unlike numerous Democrats he HAS NOT BROKEN ANY LAWS THAT WE KNOW OF!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

uptownseteve said...

Here ya go kuhnkat,

http://thebluestate.typepad.com/my_weblog/2006/09/video_the_detai.html

"Haven't you even WONDERED why no CHARGES have been made agains him yet??"

Because the charges are being INVESTIGATED.

The fact that Foley has resigned, entered a rehad center, and released info about being gay and having been molested are pleanty reason to believe that the allegations have merit.

"Unlike numerous Democrats he HAS NOT BROKEN ANY LAWS THAT WE KNOW OF!!!!"

What laws and which Democrats?

uptownseteve said...

beaker

"There are zero alegations of rape against Foley. There is zero evidence he had an actual affair with anyone. There is zero evidence he exposed his $^%& in front of a potential victim."

Not yet.

"Foley has never blamed the alleged victims."

But Limbaugh and Drudge have.

kuhnkat said...

As usual, Uptownsleeze desperately seeks salvation from the Clintoon News Network.

The clip starts with the claim of an E-Mail scandal. It runs right into STAGED CLIPS of a person using Instant Messaging Software to exchange messages with someone.

The WORST thing said was to the effect he would like to SLIP HIS PANTS OFF, and asks if that makes him hot.

Where is the EXPLICIT SEXUAL COMMENTS??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Compare that to Clintoon asking for a Blow Job!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The story claimed it was with a 16 year old. They were WRONG again. The person was 18 at the time of that exchange!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Even CNN got it right when they stated No Criminal Probe!!!

WHY??? BECAUSE THERE WERE NO LAWS BROKEN OR ALLEGED TO HAVE BEEN BROKEN YOU MORON!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If this stuff was illegal half of the teachers in the US would be looking over their shoulders!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Watsa matter little Sleezy Pooky, don't like the way the Dems and other LEFTARDS have CHEAPENED THE WORLD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

If this stuff was illegal you would have to roll up Hollyweird and most of the Dems and JAIL THEM!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now, as far as Dem criminals, how about Gore and Hitlery with their Election fundraising??

How about Bill and his molesting women, not to mention the alledged RAPE!!!!!

How about the scndals around Vince Foster and Brown in the Commerce department??

How about the guy who just got busted for all the COLD CASH in his freezer!!!!

How about Kerry and his traitorous, illegal, negotiating with the North Vietnamese and the Sandanistas when only the President is allowed to by LAW???

We've mentioned Studds and taking a minor out of the country for sex, and Barney Frankfruiter whose roomate ran a male homo prostitution ring out of his apartment.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You could look up stuff on many more Dimmicrats if you weren't such a MORON!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

When are you going to come up with something your handlers haven't pumped into you through an enema HUH??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now, since all that has happened there were NEW allegations today that may or may NOT trigger CRIMINAL investigations, BUT, there were NO investigations or charges at the time of our first exchange because there are NO LAWS AGAINST BEING A FILTHY PERVERT LIKE THE DIMMICRATS!!! In fact, passing laws that would do something about Foley would NEVER HAPPEN BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE ANTI-GAY!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nanc said...

seteve is trying to make it all about him and it appears to be working.

the troll needs to be ignored.

time for billy goat gruff to snuff him out.

beakerkin said...

Uptown Again Misses the point and proves he is stupid. Kuhnkat is 100% correct on this one as the Emails are creepy but can be read in many ways. The problems are with the IM and may be the result of a prank and were not directed at minors.

Drudge and Limbaugh are not part of the government. Moreover, the Clinton use of the media to smear opponents is widely known. Lewinsky was portrayed as a stalker until the blue stained dress ended it.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Kuhnkat,

How many 16 year olds in America participate in a "gay and lesbian" club at their public school?

Are these club meetings about sex, or Judy Garland?

nanc said...

i thought the clubs were about barely amanilow...

Elmer's Brother said...

they are acutally about getting together on the weekends

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that membership and participation in a "gay and lesbian" student club in a public school is predicated upon some kind of oath or profession of sexual polesmoking or gash gnashing. As children are in public school until the age of 18 or so, this would seem to be a club that promotes sexual activity among minors.

nanc said...

hmmm...there are NO heterosexual clubs in ANY of the schools promoting healthy relationships...

Mr. Ducky said...

The Duck would like to ask Beak an interview question.

Beak, we would probably both agree that a culture suffers when it abandons a need for absolute values. We would quarrel about the exact nature of the values but we would agree they are needed.
Should the arts be any different and can a work be judged by absolute values. What might be a couple of criteria you would use to construct a canon if you would construct one at all?

beakerkin said...

Number One Iam against subsidies for most art. The exceptions are programs to take young people to the classic arts. Lets young students experience the classics.

I am all for letting the market place determine what gets produced.
The Grapes of Wrath is a well constructed story as is Death of a Salesman. Nobody I know of is in favor of burning the books or saying that the warped political views of the authors invalidates them as art. I would have a short discussion about the era. Unlike Millers fable Communist subversion was quite real.

The important part is to respect the art but not venerate the artist. Death of a Salesman was a good play. However, any notion that the artist had special wisdom beyond writting plays is absurd.

Much of the problem with the arts is that we venerate the artists way too much. Many of the artists had abysmal political views and even disaterous personal lives. We can appreciate the Red Badge of Courage while realising the author was a flake.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I believe art should be forced to compete in the free market. I know I can shit in a jar more often than Andre Serrano, and with bulk comes discounts.

I'd only charge Ducky $100 for a sealed turd he can keep on his coffee table as a conversation piece.

Purple Avenger said...

Quite a while ago I found some web site selling petrified dinosaur shit.

They weren't pitching it as "art" though, just garden variety petrified shit.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

But Purple Avenger,

Ducky would break his teeth on petrified shit.

Mr. Ducky said...

Beamish, your ignorance never let's me down. I do enjoy a good laugh while you display your shallowness.

Manzoni was on your side, chump. You completely misunderstand him. Probably because of your coprophagia but also due to your limited education.