Saturday, February 18, 2006

This Means WAR !!!!!!!!!!! All Couch Potatoes Report

The forces of Evil have burned a symbol that many of us hold dear. We are sadly used to Commie Finks and Jihadi Dogs burning the flag we love. In Pakistan the forces of evil have burned a statue of Ronald Mcdonald. The forces of evil object to some cartoons of Mohammed but I object to burning a figure beloved by millions world wide. If one doesn't like Mc Donalds don't go there but the stores exist for a reason. Commies do not get this part and Communism killed more people then Big Macs. A picture of this vile deed is on the blog of Mr Beamish. Mr Beamish's blog should be required reading but as we enjoy freedom of expression you are free to be comedically deprived. The link is on the right and send best wishes to Mr Beamish.

How many of you couch potatoes enjoyed eating at a McDonalds. Well its time to get up off the couch and to find some consumer pitchman from a Muslim country and return the favor. Are you couch potatoes having difficulty finding consumer products made in Muslim nations. The reason is that with the exception of some clothing made in Pakistan and Egypt the average consumer encounters nothing of note made in the Muslim world.

I do not know about you but I work way too hard to riot. I got bills to pay relatives to visit and posts to write. The Muslim countries survive on three things.

1 Oil Renenues
2 Cash Remitances
3 Welfare

We can win this war by eliminating the welfare . Either Saudi moneygoing to build Mosques and Madrassas will fill the void or their coreligionist starve. People who have to work for a living have little time or energy to blow things up.

Start deportation of illegal alliens from Muslim nations. This will force people to work or create jobs or starve.

End immigration from Muslim countries and if you want bride or a husband you are free to marry one locally or join them back home. Offer Muslims convicted of crimes denaturalization and deportation instead of jail. Define any call to domestic Jihad as sedition and offer the same choice jail or deportation, do the same with terror fund raising.

We also can cripple the Saudis by finding a cheaper method of producing Shale Oil in Canada and Colorado. Less money means less power and resources for terror.

Beamish in 08, Ducky jealous of the Israeli Dolphin and 167 RIP


Always On Watch said...

They burned Colonel Sanders too.

Until this particular burning furor, I didn't realize that KFC and Mickey D's were symbols of Denmark.

I guess any food joint not Hal-al is fair game for these jihadiwackos.

beakerkin said...


The KFC bit could be Jihadist have joined forces with Pamela Anderson
and PETA . Maybe PETA has changed into PITA .

Where is Mr Beamish when we need him most ? I bet he has the real story.

eyesallaround said...

Amen! BTW, it's tar sands in Canada (Athabasca) and shale oil in the US, but the long term solution is hydrogen fuel cell:

Which, IMHO we should have targeted (like a Manhatten Proj) for 2015, not the 2025 BS in the Presidents SOU speech.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Cultural observation is the only legitimate way to measure the level of civilization a society has attained. But you have to be fair in comparisons or you will gety mixed results. For example, you wouldn't want to compare America, which has the greatest culture ever attained in human history, with France, which doesn't even know what culture looks like.

So when you see Ronald McDonald being immolated in Pakistan, you have to be thankful that no girls were photographed sitting next to him or they would be honor-killed.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Burning Colonel Sanders is easier to explain. First, he's a military target, and second, his rockin' goatee isn't long enough to be Shariah compliant.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I had to shave my goatee off for a new job I just started. That and I was tired of stepping on it.

beakerkin said...

We have avenged Ronald McDonald.
The forces of evil will now have to
behold a true master work

elijah said...

Rotten Ronnie's, a force of true evil.
As for Halal , i really havent figured exactly what that is, although it pervades my old protestant neighbourhood everywhere,

elijah said...

Possibly the reason for cheneys visit to canada recently?

beakerkin said...

Halal is the Muslim equivalent of Kosher. All Kosher products are Halal but not visa versa.

Justin said...

And we sell the Port of New York and other U.S. Ports to the likes of these people.

I think the time for understanding has come to an end. A time for action is at hand.

beakerkin said...

I think that a clever candidate like Rudy will capture the moment.
Mistake number one is assuming that securing the borders will upset Hispanic American Citizens.

The Key word is LEGAL and we will have to get real about those who employ illegal aliens.

Justin said...

Personally I am half mexican. My grandparents came here legally and would be more than willing to see the gates slammed shut.

We were not allowed to speak spanish in or out of the house. To do so would bring swift retribution from my grandmother. She would say you are Americans so speak and act like Americans.

I think it is time to crack down on the businesses that hire illegals whether Mexian,Chinese,or any other race.

Viva Speedy

MissingLink said...

Now they should announce officially that MacDonald's ice cream is made on pig lard base (true). Hehehehe

elijah said...

Yeah right, like rotten ronnies would stoop that low...

Mike's America said...

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese. Offended Muslims, don't murder us please!