The recent flurry of articles about cartoons in the news has created an opportunity
that is enlightening and ripe for satire. We have our own in house version of Daffy Duck allready serving as the official blog troll. Sadly our other cartoon creations like The Lost In Space Dr Smith immitator 167 and the cartoon commie 147. On Rob Byan's blog he is still seriously praising Stalin and Chairman Mao. I invited him to try the stand up act here but he declined.
All of the readers are familiar with the Muslim cartoon outrages. Many of the cartoons are on target and above all are funny. The key thing to remember is that Muslims are always in a rage about something. Even a few pictures of a genocidal thug in his Calvin Klein undies are enough to raise the ire of some. Islam unlike the worlds other religions is totalitarian. The concepts of individuality and notion of state and Mosque are alien to Islam. Muslims tend to live in areas where there is state sponsored media and may not grasp the notion of a free press. The next time one hears a Muslim complain about Mohammed cartoons remind them that their anti semitic and anti American trash is state approved.
I do not think anyone would object to peaceful protests. However burning embassies and threats of violence over cartoons displays the exact notions in the cartoons are correct. Muslims nor anyone else will take away the first amendment. Sadly this attempt to intimidate free expression has not been supported by those who think that the concept is limited to Bush = Hitler comparisons.
In other Comic news yesterdays NY Post reports that the Caped Crusader will be taking on Osama Bin Ladden in a New Graphic Novel. I would rather have Spiderman take him out due to the priceless quips found in that comic. I can visualize Osama's
next tape "The Stupid Zionists have unleashed their evil creations on the army of Jihad.... Who turned out the lights... POW SPLAT THOOOOOM. Hey will you get the panties off my head I am a hard working terrorist not Bill Clinton... It is so hard to be a grade B villian but at least they did not send Scooby Doo and that drugged out Hippie Shaggy after me. This Jihadi gets no respect.
Yesterdays NYC Tabloids were full of Dick Cheney as Elmer Fudd cartoons. Now even as a Republican those cartoons are funny. There is something loveable about Elmer Fudd who keeps trying but is too dimwited to know he is being outsmarted by Wabbits and Ducks. One does not see Republicans burning newspapers or threatening cartoonist. Conservatives in general have a much better sense of humor then the perpetually angry self righteous and self loathing clueless far left.
In other news vulgar cartoonist Ted Rall is outraged. Rall is famous for his low class posthumous cartoons mocking Pat Tillman. He is also famous for racist cartoons portrayng Condoleeza Rice as Aunt Jemmimah. Rall is outraged and thinking of suing Ann Coulter over a quip. Coulter said that Ted Rall and Garry "Dumbsberry" Treaudeau
were planning on entering the Iranian Holocaust cartoon contest. This incedent proves
once again that leftists can dish it out but can't take it. Ann Coulter is like Bugs Bunny delivering all the great lines to the clueless liberal Elmer Fudd types like Rall.
T-T-T Thats All Folks
Mr Beamish in 08, Ducky to the down factory and 167 to the museum of Comunist relics