Now we take you to some bad satire the mighty Beakerkin Arts players spoofs a familiar TV show
Ducky: The whole world can not have peace because of them Joooooz
Beakerkin: Hey Duckhead how about making peace in this house and finding a job and stop eating me out of house and home.
Ducky: The economy is a mess because of the Likudnik wars and the noecon...
TMW: Now Beaky, don't be cheap with the food. Ducky is a growing boy.
Beakerkin; Yeah growing fat off of my hard labor and having sex with my daughter in our own house.
Ducky: Socialism works.
Beakerkin: I am the only one working while you are studying Arabian doodling and watching idiotic foreign films.
TMW: Now Beaky Duckhead and our daughter are married.
Ducky: We even got married in a church.
Beakerkin: Don't remind me.
TMW: How do you think we are going to get grandkids...
Beakerkin: Great more mouths to feed and I am the only one working.
Anything else can go wrong
TMW: Be nice our new neighbor has moved in
Ducky: You should be nice to Yeagley after all you stole his land raped his women.
Beakerkin: I did nothing of the sort and the only person who is oversexed, over fed and under worked in this house is you.
Yeagley: What is this crap you placed in my box. I am not going to protest to Free Mummia. He's a hardened criminal.
Ducky: No he is a political activist ...
Yeagley: Shooting cops is not a form of political activity. You white people need to form your own reservations. Develop your own traditions and Ducky smoking pot is not a celebration of Comanche culture.
Beakerkin: Are you still doing that crap.
Ducky: So are you it was in yesterdays salad.
TMW: I thought you said that was organic herbs grown in Chernobyl farms.
Yeagley: Did you experience any visions.
Beakerkin: Yes my vision was that you are going to get an intelligent thought.
Yeagley: Is it my fault that the negro has polluted your blood lines.
Beakerkin: The only person who is polluting my blood lines is the same person who is eating me out of house and home.
Yeagley: So the you support Duckhead and he has sex with your daughter.
Ducky: Beaky just doesn't get how important social justice is. The Jews are running the country on behalf of their colonial state you as an Indian should grasp that.
Yeagley: What do you know about history. The Arabs are colonial invaders and the Jews are the Indians and God's people.
TMW: Look it is our nephew Beakerambo. He is back from Hollywood after shooting another B team movie with Mr. Beamish.
Ducky: The man is exploiting hatred of Muslims and using his image to hawk junk food to make kids obese.
Yeagley: I do not see this family resemblence between you and Beakerambo is he the product of miscegenation.
Beakerkin: What is with everyone in this house talking about sex all day.
TMW: Now Beaky sex is part of life.
Beakerkin: So is passing gas but you don't hear me talking about it.
Ducky: All this passing gas is burning a hole in the Ozone layer.
Beakerkin: Listen here you. The worst culprit is you with that Tofu.
TMW: Now be polite to Beakerambo. Why did you dump that nice Lindsay Lohan girl.
BR: Me mii meeep Skank.
Yeagley: What did he just say?
Ducky: The woman is an alcoholic who sleeps around.
TMW. Oh my.....Well at least he brought lunch
Ducky: Zionist Salami, Pumpernickel bread and chopped liver is a heart attack.
Yeagley: I will take his share.
Beakerkin: Will you look at those two eating. I haven't seen hands move like that since he took me to that awful martial arts film Spank the Monkey Choke the Chicken.
Ducky: That is Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon you knave.
Beakerkin: This is just great I didn't even get a slice of bread. I am the only one working in this house and I don't even get a decent meal and this lazy slob is screwing my daughter.
Ducky: Socialism is great.
Tune in next week to All in the Beakerkin Family with our special guest Justin