Thursday, June 01, 2006

Schedule

This weekend will be a cyber roast of everyone's favorite Aussie Felis. Nanc will be serving as hostess. Mr Beamish is in charge of cheap booze. Warren is in charge of Roadkill but no Possum for this event. I hope everyone will join us in a cyber roast of a familiar friend. All Uptown Steve and John Brown posts veering off subject on the cyber roast thread will be aborted.

Most wanted interview

1 Jason Pappas
2 Farmer John
3 Mustang
4 Jeff Bargholz
5 Mark Alexander
6 Amil of Bad Eagle
7 Ecology
8 Morgan in a few weeks
9 Mike of Mike's America
10 Dana You Moron from MZ's blog

I would like to do an experimental type of joint interview with Justin and Rob to promote their new blog Capital Pill. How all of us sit down and have a three way interview is unknown.

When Justin Morris returns I want to do a metaphysical post on Does man ever redeem his sins ? I will start off philosophical and Justin , Warren and MZ will add the religious elements and the rest will be mayhem.

73 comments:

Always On Watch said...

Beak,
I'll be around for this roast. I'm presuming that the roast is here, at your blog.

the merry widow said...

Good morning all and G*D bless!
I decided that the post on mental illness was going where I didn't care to go! Been batteling a sinus infection for the past week, along with annoying phone calls from one of my daughters ex-friends. I would have started screaming at the computer, which is counterproductive and I hate to scream anyway! So I moseyed off to play AoM instead. Hope ya'll had fun!

tmw

Warren said...

Picky, picky, picky!

OK, no possum!

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a decient wallaby in southern Indiana? Them suckers out at the zoo get fat!

Besides, its not dignified for a man of my age to get caught going over the zoo fence at night.

beakerkin said...

AOW

The roast will be here.

Warren

Felis is a big fan of Possum. We will have to do with racoon, rabbit etc.

Warren said...

Bumper crop of rabbits this year.

If the dogs and cats haven't gotten it, there should be one out in front of the house now!


Excuse me while I run out and check....

uptownseteve said...

What's the subject today beak?

Let me see if I can follow your logic.

If the DC Sniper was a Muslim terrorist because his last name was Muhammad, then doesn't it follow that Son of Sam was a Jewish terrorist because his name was Berkowitz?

I mean, what's the difference?

uptownseteve said...

Secondly beaker,

Stop threatening to delete me.

If you're going to do it, THEN DO IT!

We all know that you're a racist coward who hates having his ignorance exposed.

Warren said...

Stevie, You're the only racist coward around here.

You're also a pathological liar, no sucessful businessman could afford to spend as many work hours on the Internet as you! Of course, I've heard pimps describe themselves as businessmen.

You really ought to be embarassed, someone as ignorant of history, as you, shouldn't go around calling other people ignorant.

uptownseteve said...

warren

Weren't YOU the moron on here posting at 1:30 in the morning?

LOL!!!!!

the merry widow said...

Warren, my grandmother used to make squirrel potpie. If you have a few of those around, also have a mess of ring neck doves that are too stupid to get out of thier own way. Occasionally we get washed up loggerhead turtles or sharks, would that help? It being Friday and all!

tmw

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

If the DC Sniper was a Muslim terrorist because his last name was Muhammad, then doesn't it follow that Son of Sam was a Jewish terrorist because his name was Berkowitz?

Only if it follows that Uptownseteve is a fucking moron because he can't even spell his own name.

FLORIAN said...

I've got Morgan's interview up on my blog right now.

uptownseteve said...

Oh yes I can.

U-P-T-O-W-N-S-T-E-V-E

So now beamish/beaker, back to the question.

If the DC Sniper is a Muslim terrorist as opposed to a spree killer, then wasn't Son of Sam a Jewish terrorist?

Explain the difference.

American Crusader said...

Looking forward to hearing Felix's interview. I've heard a lot about his time in the Iron Curtain. Should be really interesting.

beakerkin said...

Uptown

This is another example of your stupidity. David Berkowitz was not motivated by religious philosphy but mental illness. The well known religious motivations of the DC sniper are a fact. The younger part of that Dynamic duo regularly draws pictures of Osama.

You need a blog more suited to your stupidity.

uptownseteve said...

beaker

Another one of your LIES.

John Allen Muhammad was motivated by a sick desire to get his children back from his estranged wife and to create chaos in the Washington area to divert attention from his planned kidnapping of them.

ONCE AGAIN, I challenge to produce ANY evidence to prove that Muhammad was motivated by religion.

Just like I challenged your lying ass REPEATEDLY to produce my quote to LaShawn Barber.

But you won't because you've continually lied about the whole scenario and my exact words to Barber will prove that.

You can fool some of these clowns who visit your blog but I know exactly what you're about beaker.

You're so low you can do jumping jacks under a worm's belly.

beakerkin said...

Uptown

You can scream and hold your breath for all I care. You are in no position to make demands here. I do not respond to your requests as when extensive links were shown to you that Arafat was born in Cairo and Michael Lerner is not a Rabbi you say I do not believe them.

I do not respond to your requests and if you have a problem with La Shawn or Bargholz take it up with them.

uptownseteve said...

Pathetic.

Mr. Ducky said...

Why is Beak avoiding uptown's question about Son of Sam?

Why won't Beak produce the Barber data in question?

uptownseteve said...

ducky

Because beaker is a LIAR and I catch him in lies all the time.

That's why he is threatening to ban me, etc....

At first I blew off the whole Barber situation (she banned me from her blog) because she's a sorry self-hating cow who is afraid of debate but beaker has been peddling this lie that I "threatened" her and that she is considering legal action, blah, blah, blah.

It's a total pile of crap and I've challenged beaker to produce this so called "threat" of mine.

Barber banned me because I told her that is was obvious that she hated black men and I asked her if she has found a white guy willing to take her out on a date or to meet his parents.

She totally flipped out because she knows that I dropped some truth on her.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

David Berkowitz claimed to be a Satanist and that a dog told him to kill. He never made any specific threats or demands, other than that he "was a monster that needed to be stopped."

John Allen Muhammad was a member of Jamaat al-Fuqra'. He made demands for money to be credited to a stolen credit card or the shootings would continue.

Who's the terrorist?

beakerkin said...

Uptown

The fact that I do not answer your personal questions does not make me a liar. I did not ask my friend Jerome what companies his son applied to. Why would I question the word of a friend who has always been honest.

Your comments to La Shawn are easily classified as Sexual harassment. You forgot the part about the hotel room. However I am not the complaint department for Donal, La Shawn Barber or Jeff Bargholz.

Your comments reveal your own stupidity . I have cut you more slack then you deserve. Take your posts to someone who cares about your opinions. This blog is not a special ed class.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

David Berkowitz was born Richard David Falco and adopted by a Jewish family who changed his name.

John Allen Muhammad was born John Allen Williams and changed his own name when he converted to Islam.

uptownseteve said...

And your point is WHAT beamish?

This is the most pathetic attempt at spinning and propoganda I've ever witnessed.

Son of Sam had the city of New York in a panic for weeks. I WAS THERE. He shot the first couple 3 blocks from my High School.

He wrote taunting letters to the Daily News and the NYPD.

He was no doubt a nut but so was Muhammad.

He was a mass murderer as was Muhammad.

But Muhammad is black and a muslim so you racists can't be satisfied with him just being a psycho killer.

His race and religion just HAVE to be factors and you fvckin' hypocrites don't so this with anyone else but blacks and muslims.

Over the last 40 years in America how many white boys have shot up college campuses, fast food restaurants, churches, day trading brokerage houses, etc...?

DOZENS.

But at no time are they identified as "white male terrorists".

Their religion is never an issue.

Un-fuckin-believable.

uptownseteve said...

beaker

I mentioned nothing about a hotel room LIAR.

PRODUCE MY QUOTE.

What are you afraid of?

BEING EXPOSED?

Elmer's Brother said...

uptown - you still haven't answered my question. Can I have a list of words that trigger these fits?

beakerkin said...

Uptown

Your own description of your post to La Shawn is clearly sexual harassment. When one denigrates the looks and tastes of a female that is textbook sexual harassment.
Finnis end that is it.

If you have a problem consult La Shawn. I am not her complaint department.

uptownseteve said...

that's right elmer.

Change the subject.

uptownseteve said...

beaker

you're full of dung and I've exposed you ONCE AGAIN.

Elmer's Brother said...

I have always called you a moron.

beakerkin said...

Uptown

I sugest you look up what constitutes sexual harassment. Your own description of the exchange constitutes sexual harassment. The only thing that has been exposed here is your ignorance of the law.

However as you have zero honor you will not keep your word and depart.
Post your definition of sexual harassment.

uptownseteve said...

I've come to the conclusion that you are totally fvckin' nuts.

Mr. Ducky said...

There is evidence to support that contention.

beakerkin said...

Uptown

Do not let the door hit you on the rear as you depart.

Define what behaviors constitute sexual harassment. Denigrating her looks, tastses in men all clearly fall under the category .

uptownseteve said...

Let's see here.

I said that I would voluntarily leave if you produced my exact quote to Barber.

That IS what I said, right Beaker?

Now what are you talking about?

Elmer's Brother said...

just the top ten or so will do uppity

beakerkin said...

Uptown

This is exactly the word games we have come to expect from you. Do I look like La Shawn Barber ? Why is it my responsability or business what you do there. You clearly are guilty of sexual harassment in your own terms.

However as the conditions were met you will be deletted going ahead.

FLORIAN said...

Here's uptowns quote:

"have any white boys been willing to take you anywhere besides a roadside hotel"

the merry widow said...

uppity- you are a bore!
It's Beaker's blog, if he wants us to post upside down in our pajamas, then that's the way you do it! If you have a problem with someone, handle it with them. If you have a problem with a lot of someones, go home and think about YOUR behavior, because it probably isn't ALL of THEM! BTW, if you check your name, as in comments by, you will find you have inserted an extra "e" before the "t" in steve!

tmw

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Uptownseteve,

As a leftist, there are no remaining concievable options open to you to convince me that you're even capable of rational thought (what rational person ever became a leftist?)

However, because I am a kind and considerate person (example: I've pointed out several times to you that you're a moron, which is something you're obviously too stupid to realize for yourself), I will break it down to you clearly:

Berkowitz was adopted by a Jewish family. He wasn't a Jewish birth. He claimed to be a member of a Satanic cult at the time of his murder spree. He now claims to be a born again Christian.

Regardless, during his murder spree, not once did Berkowitz make financial or political demands. He had no agenda. He was simply a sadistic killer spurred on by a mental illness.

On the other hand, John Allen Muhammad, a Muslim convert, is a member of Jamaat al-Fuqra', a militant Muslim organization tied to several assassination and terrorist acts. Muhammad made financial demands, upon arrest he referred to Al Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden as inspirations, and later his agenda seemed to be constructing distractions / practice runs for shooting his ex-wife.

I will not argue that a serial killer like Berkowitz is not a terrorist, however lacking the agenda and political / financial motivations of Muhammad, he doesn't fit the standard definition of "terrorist."

No one is arguing that Berkowitz is not a "terrorist." But he wasn't Jewish. He claimed Satanism. Call him a "Satanic terrorist."

John Allen Muhammad has no qualms being labelled a "Muslim" or a "terrorist." Especially claiming Osama Bin Laden inspires him.

I realize that as a leftist, you're physically incapable of providing evidence of brain activity within your skull, but damn. Try.

nanc said...

am i too late for the grubs?

dayam! and i brought the wasabi...

oh, um, cocktails anyone?

nanc said...

and what party would be complete without the pooper uu?

beakerkin said...

Uptown

Florian has produced the quote it indeed mentions a hote. You lied about the hotel part and you are history.

You did not honor your own words. As far as calling other people LIARS look in the miror.

The quote is textbook sexual harassment and if you can not understand that then you are a moron.

the merry widow said...

Nanc- I'll have a tall, stiff marguarita, thank you very kindly, ma'am!

tmw

Mr. Ducky said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
uptownseteve said...

beamish

You are a liar.

Muhammad was NEVER a member of Jamaat Al-Fuqra.

Some rightwing organizations "theorized" that he was since the Islam offhot consists mainly of African American ex-cons but several investigations by federal and state law enforcement agencies never found any evidence of his membership.

beakerkin said...

Here comes the vacum

Uptown say good bye .I will leave the post below.

Ducky your post about La Shawn is also deleted. In your case that quote is heresay

uptownseteve said...

LaShawn Barber hates being black and she hates black people, particularly men.

She claimed to me that black men actually came to her home and harassed her because her politics.

She regularly goes on rants about how brutal and violent black men are.

She's a typical rightwinger.

She can dish out the venom and vitriol all day long, 7 days a week but whines like a toddler the second someone gets up in her face.

Elmer's Brother said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Elmer's Brother said...

Welfare Office Clerk: Occupation?

Uppity: Stand-up philosopher.

Welfare Office Clerk: What?

Uppity: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

WelfareOffice Clerk: Oh, a *bulls*it* artist! Did you bullshit last week?

Uppity: ummm.

Welfare Office Clerk: Did you try to bullshit last week?

Uppity: Yes!

beakerkin said...

Uptown

Your comments about La Shawn should be dealt with La Shawn. I am certain that she doesn't hate being black and that is speculation on your part. I hate violent Black men and Withe ones too the key word is violent. I have no reason to doubt her honesty
but plenty of reasons to doubt yours.

John Brown said...

Is there be a bigger idiot in the world than CENSORMAN?

I mean, for the love of God, do you just paste the same bullshit over and over again. Mindless tripe: 'leftist' this 'leftist' that. What an idiot?

Do you pay a therapist to remain such a numb, foolish, servile stooge to torture, murder, BringItOn and his Nazi family? It takes a great deal of skill to remain as stupid as you do while consciously ignoring the day's news every day?

I guess you take your lessons from BringItOn, huh? Mindless repitition of meaningless words... absence of coherent or rational thought... detachment from reality.

Yep: you two are like twins, CENSORMAN.

John Brown said...

Yeah, Toady... you're a real opponent of violence.

That is, unless fascist little BringItOn fabricates a war and slaughters hundreds of thousands of people - murdering pregnant women, slaughtering unarmed civilians in massacres, capping the handicapped, flattening hospitals - with chemical and nuclear weapons.

You opppose violence but not Uncle Sam's little torture chambers and rape rooms. Presumably, they're non-violent, right.

You're sure a paragon of consistency.

beakerkin said...

John Brown

The answer to the above question is yes and you see him everytime you look in the mirror.

FLORIAN said...

So who's posts got deleted? Did uppy get banned? Aaaahh! Another Troll abortion!

La Shawn has never said anything about hating being black. Give me a break. In fact she has said numerous times on her blog that she cares more about blacks than anybody else. Duh!

Hell, I bet uptight Steve was one of those militant black women-abusers who showed up at her front door to harrass her. She lives right around the corner from him almost.

FLORIAN said...

Who in the world is "Bring it on"?

I'm out of the loop on this one.

Elmer's Brother said...

gwb florian

FLORIAN said...

Ok gotcha! He needs to get that Bring it on mentality back to the WH damnit. He's pussed out since the last election.

nanc said...

well then beak - you'll probably want to delete mine on the mental illness post...but, mind you - roberta didn't delete it when i used it at fpm. it was much later when i was banned for telling toilet paper jokes with correction fluid, i believe...

MissingLink said...

Food?
Tassies love their road kill mature, full of natural fragrance.

Felis is a big fan of Possum. We will have to do with racoon, rabbit etc.

It all sounds delicious.
Now you got me salivating.

Oh, Warren!
don't shoot those bunnies with your .50 rifle.

the merry widow said...

That wouldn't be roadkill, Felis! Besides there would be nothing left to eat if he used the 50!

tmw

MissingLink said...

Merry Widow,
I know that..but y'know what if he shoots 'em on the road??

nothing left to eat if he used the 50!

Yeah, ever tried canned bunnies in spray?

nanc said...

bunny whiz?

the merry widow said...

More like BAM, especially for dieters, you can spray it on bread for a sandwich with lettuce and maders!

tmw

uptownseteve said...

beak

How do you feel about violent white guys?

Warren said...

Missinglink said,
"Oh, Warren!
don't shoot those bunnies with your .50 rifle."


Awww, I wasn't aiming at em, Just a few shots over their heads to get their attention!

beakerkin said...

Uptown

The point was covered in the original post I do not like violent people regardless of race.
This is another example of the banal word games.

Florian has invited you so take the hint and go.

Elmer's Brother said...

We'll try to remember that you are just a simple farmer. A person of the land. The common clay of the earth. You know...a moron.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I see I've rattled LoBrow's cage. Pity. Does wittle boobie wants a num-num? Awwwww.

LoBrow,

Take the Beamish challenge. Name a leftist icon that wasn't / isn't an idiot.

themerrywidow said...

Warren- Would the sonic wave kill the little boogers, I wonder? Clapping your hands near a misquito(sic) does kill them. (Brain refuses to engage!) Shooting right above thier heads should do it. Just watch out for EB, sometimes he runs around in his Energizer Bunny costume and I don't want to travel to Arizona for a funeral!

tmw

Elmer's Brother said...

tmw - I am pretty fast.

Robert Bayn said...

Beak, name the time and place and we can work on that, i speak to Justin virtually everyday over the phone, so just let us know when and where.

beakerkin said...

I will prepare a special set of questions to promote your new blog.
It is not exactly a Hot Seat interview . The questions will be more blog and fun focused.

I am thinking about a Hot Seat alternative interview as your blog does also deal with Pop Culture.
This will be almost entirely fun based humorous interview with a little dash of the funnier side of politics.

Let me know when both of you are ready.