Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Having a thick skin and satire is a salute

I am hardly bothered by the two blogs dedicated to spoofing me. When one builds a large blog community one has to expect this sort of thing. Each and every day our community discusses the issues of the day. We have a wide audience and some are envious. I look forward to seeing the names of familiar friends and poultry on the threads.

We are starting to face some of the same problems faced on larger sites such as FPM and Bad Eagle. There will always be those who do not get along well with others. I find it comedic that all my critics at FPM have ended up following me here. This does prove the point about who is obsessed with whom.

Socrates does visit each and every day from CA. His game of posting under hundreds of aliases will not be accepted here. We respect the ideas and opinions of our many brilliant female posters. He is still smarting from the loss of his prize alias Prof Meathead. He spent years creating an alias that took me all of two seconds to figure out. Hank Snow claims to be a scholar but was readily fooled by a prison English teacher. This kind of makes us wonder about how Snow failed to recognize a fake.

Snow has created a blog dedicated to spoofing Donal and myself. Snow has no talent for comedy and his posts are largely you mispelled this or that. I am glad that Snow is seeing the many faces of Soc and why he is loathed by all. Snow is another Marxist with his head in his backside. He would like to lecture a NYC native who has lived in four out of five boros what it means to be a New Yorker. His views are quite arrogant and racist as it excludes the West Indians and East Indians of Jamaica, Poles in Greenpoint and many others. His NYC consists of a Commie bastion in Union Square where I lived. Snow has a gift for being clueless and overestimating his own mental capacity.

Uptown is the voice of uneducated anger that is not the authentic voice of the black community. African Americans are Americans just like the rest of us. Most have the same exact problems the rest of us have. They do not sit around a keyboard claiming Michael Savage and the authors of the Bell Curve are Jooooish leaders. I respect low wage earners as there is zero shame in hard work. A person who workks hard deserves respect. Uptown likes to talk about the wealthy blacks while ignoring those who have not done as well. Those who have not done as well sometimes have themselves to blame . Do not use drugs, stay in school and wait until you are married to have children. Those words apply to everyone and there are people of all races who need to listen to those words.

John Brown is a failure in every aspect of life. He advocates a discredited genocidal ideaology that has produced death,repression and mayhem. His insanity includes rants about WTC conspiracies,Muslim Goblins, Head Coffins and every other post contains an ethnic slur. Railing about the history of blacks while calling others Sambos is a poor joke. Brown has started a blog spoofing me but here is the irony that he fails to note. His satire of me is more coherent then his original blog that has one reader. Maybe he should give up Savage Justice as a failed readerless incoherent blog and dedicate the rest of his worthless life to spoofing me. This may be as close to greatness as a looooooser like Brown is apt to get. He may call me Toady but he seems to hang on my every word. He still can not answer the basic question Where are your readers? Are they in North Korea, Gitmo, prison or a mental health facility? Even Ducky and Veggietown do not visit your blog because he is a talentless bore. Thus Brown has reduced himself to the court jesters role. Keep up the lame attempts at satire you will not be back.

I have never been bothered by satire or comedy at my expense. In fact we even have cyber roast dedicated for that very purpose. Sadly, the two clowns who satire me do not have genuine talent. I guess that as this blog grows we will attract a more talented group of comedians. Those who lack the social skills or talent are quite envious.


The Merry Widow said...

Beaker- It is my contention that comedy requires intelligence, jobro and crew lack that "vital spark"! Therefor any humor in thier ramblings is entirely accidental!
Good morning and G*D bless all, my the air seems fresher this morning!


Warren said...

For satire or comedy to be funny it must contain an element of truth. Perhaps that's why we find the mentally deranged distinctly un-funny.

Since they do not believe in objective truth they seek to manufacture, "truth"; a relative truth. We call that propaganda.

They gather round a steaming pile of feces, ranting and raving, throwing little fits and screaming; protecting their steaming pile of "truth" and try to convince us by their own childish actions that its a true reflection of reality.

The problem is that they have pulled that steaming pile of "truth" from their nether regions.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

No one in the history of human civilization who has ever taken up a leftist political position has ever been able to demonstrate the presence of intellectual processes within their skulls. It's just not something that happens. Leftism is the default political position of blithering idiots. Simpering sub-morons.

I have told LoBrow this fact many times. That he hasn't accepted this reality is just another mark of his innate stupidity.

This is why he posts and emails as "John Brown," "Mullah Beak the DHS Pedophile," "DHS Doyle," and others from the SAME COMPUTER IP ADDRESS and tries to play it off like they're not the same people. It's nothing but an utter demonstration of stupidity, which is to be expected.

He's not stupid because he's leftist, he's leftist because he's stupid. Like all leftists. It goes hand in hand.

Always On Watch said...

I admire your attitude.

FLORIAN said...

Hey Beak, it just means you're moving up in the world. Anybody who can't take some criticism is a weak human-being. Kudos.

thedecider said...

I've just discovered this blog but I notice that for someone to claim to have a "thick skin" you spend a lot of time ranting and attacking your enemies AFTER you've banned them.

That smacks of cowardice and insecurity.

Nothing personal.

Just my observation.

Brooke said...

They say that you know you're famous when others try to lampoon you.

Congrats, Beak, on your fame. Moron JB doesn't realize that he is only giving you publicity, as most people who see a parody will try to find out what the original looks like.

His little "KlanWatch" links section is also just publicity for us. Maybe we should thank him!

Funny though... If he has such a high readership, you'd think that we would get more trolls than just his other aliases.

beakerkin said...


As a new observer you did not witness about two weeks of non stop attacks.

I do not shy from a genuine disagreement as that is what America is about. However being repeatative and boring is beyond the pale. This blog often deals with history and it requires a basic understanding of history. I can not play special ed with those who do not know the basics.

Dissent is fine like we had yesterday. I understand you feel differntly and you articulated yourself well. Rational people do disagree on a range of issues.

However placing 100+ posts on a blog. Stealing an Avatar and attempting to impersonate someone else is a crime. This has zero to do with courage and as you read more you will note I am not lacking in this quality.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

If Decider decides to attempt posts on my blog, will his IP address be as coincidentally the same as LoBrow's IP address in the same way his arrival on all of our community's blogs coincided with LoBrow's banning from them?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Betting minds want to put money on it.

FLORIAN said...

Beaker--Decider is uptown. I just banned him AGAIN. How would he know you banned people if "he just discovered this blog"?

nanc said...

decider is up - flo already busted him at his first or second article.

beakerkin said...

Mr Beamish

The thought has occured to me but I think his IP is from San Fransisco.

beakerkin said...

I stand corrected so from now on all new annonymous posters will be scrutinized. This was a stupid stunt by Uptown who defines stupidity each and every day.

nanc said...

is he really smart enough for that?

MissingLink said...

He's not stupid because he's leftist, he's leftist because he's stupid. Like all leftists. It goes hand in hand.

Yep, something easy to understand and then they are full of awe and pride over their own wisdom.

Marx is good. Once you 'understand' it you do not have to know anything else as it explains the works.

Do you remeber 'The Fish called Wanda'?
Otto liked 'philosophy'..
Not Marxism ..but still the same complex.

Wanda: ....but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it.

Elmer's Brother said...

Warren said:

They gather round a steaming pile of feces, ranting and raving, throwing little fits and screaming

I believe JB considers this an aphrodesiac.

nanc said...

finally, another "fish called wanda" fan! one of my favorite movies of all time!

FLORIAN said...

So what did you eat that made you sick Beaker? Was it Arby's or Burger King?

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I remember the first time I sat down to read Marx's Communist Manifesto. After the first preposterous sentence - "The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history
of class struggles" - I dropped the book in a fit of giggles. Even today, that ridiculous sentence makes me chuckle. The second time I tried to read it, that same first sentence had me rolling on the floor. The third time I tried to read it, I skimmed over that sentence, only to find the next sentence - "Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf,
guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed,
stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an
uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time
ended, either in a revolutionary re-constitution of society at
large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes" - so ambiguous that I instantly grew a contempt for any fool that cites Marx as an intellectual.

The rest of the tract is even more nonsensical.