Monday, December 04, 2006

A First My team Sucks because----------

I want to point out the NYG do suck because they win a few games and always seem to get killed by stupidity. Your team is up 21 points in the fourth quarter and almost all teams find a way to win except the NY Giants. They tie the game and leave Dallas with 1:06 so Tony Romo ( Not the ribs guy) passes to Whitten for 40 yards and they lose with :01 second.

The Giants have so many injuries Corporal Klinger showed up with Col Potter. This happened last year as well as they were left with two LBs. Most people are upset that Tiki is retiring. Tiki Barber ruined two years of Giant football with his insane fumbling problems. The media never said a word because Tiki is such a great guy. Hey Tiki hold onto the ball and shut up. Then there is Jeremy Shockey whose mouth should be in the Hall of Fame. Too bad that is the only part of him that is going.

Moving onto the NY Knicks, they make the Giants look good. Isaih Thomas showed his moves but sadly they were to a female staffer that is suing for sexual harassment. It is a rare day when the GM is more prone to legal troubles than the players. Marbury is a good NYC story but is just not more than a school yard player.

Part of the new problem in sports is that due to the salary cap your most valuable man may be Harvey in accounting. Lets see if I swap this bad contract for that one will we be better off. The Knicks may be under the cap in 2025 but that is assuming no more stupidity from the top.

Lets hear from those fans who are fed up.

31 comments:

Mr. Ducky said...

Well cheer up Beak, the Pats aren't in bad shape. They need improvement in the defensive secondary but are otherwise ready to make a run for another ring.

... and the American Medical Association has officialy accepted A-Rod Disease in it's latest manual.

beakerkin said...

A-Rods problems were entirely mental as baseball is a subtle game. Some people can not stand being on the big stage. I can not relate to this as I am very good under pressure. I get all nervous before the event but once it is time to go it is another story.

Elmer's Brother said...

at least they are not the Cardinals.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

This is a sports topic, so stop talking about baseball.

I'm here to say that the St. Louis Rams officially suck. There is absolutely no reason in the world why the Ari-freakin-zona Cardinals should have been able to rush more than 100 yards on the Rams.

I invented cusswords that would make your screen melt yesterday.

Brooke said...

I saw the Dallas/Giants game last night.

I'm with Beamish. Bad, bad words came from the general vicinity of our couch.

I would've thrown my remote through the TV, but hell... I paid a lot for that thing.

nanc said...

::the ennui is killing me::

golf! now, there's a game!

Elmer's Brother said...

you left out the insouciance nanc

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Golf is a hobby, not a sport.

Now, if they played in a minefield....

American Crusader said...

Eli should have gone to San Diego. I think the pressure in New York to win is more than he is able to deal with.

Robert Bayn said...

Go Cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have offically dumped the Lions and have jumped on the Cowboys bandwaggon!

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!

American Crusader said...

"I would've thrown my remote through the TV, but hell... I paid a lot for that thing."

I felt like it also but my wife would have killed me. We finally entered the 21st-century last weekend and bought a 42 in. plasma HDTV. I'm banned from the living room during Kansas basketball games.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Just trying to decipher some of the colorful cusswords I came up with yesterday.

It would seem that the fatherless St. Louis defense squad all have mothers of ill repute that engage in atrocious sexual deviances for the low one time price of a nickel, and this is why their performance against the Cardinals can be aromatically represented by the scent of dogs vomiting up the dung of swine.

At least, that's a rough translation.

beakerkin said...

Rob

Rooting for the Cowboys is evil. Tony Romo was selling ribs somewhere.

Robert Bayn said...

If rooting for the Cowboys is evil, i don't want to be Good!!!

beakerkin said...

Rob

Your taste in Football has gone from bad to worse. Now Tony Romo has gone from selling ribs to dating Jessica Simpson.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Rob,

I'll accept your rooting for the Cowboys as long as you're willing to meet me halfway and and agree that Terrell Owens is a whiny lil' bitch.

Robert Bayn said...

Mr. Beamish,

I personally can't stand Owens, but he does have a lot of talent, but i will meet you half way on your assertion of Owens.

Go Cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!

Beak,

Tony Romo is dating one of the hottest women in the world, i say the man has good taste, she might be a idiot, but she has other things that make up for that!

=P

beakerkin said...

Rob

Hold on a second what about Roma's career as a Rib Man. Are you endorsing pitching Ribs to millions?

Next thing we know this guy will be pitching the McRib sanwich at McDonalds.

beakerkin said...

Rob

Hold on a second what about Roma's career as a Rib Man. Are you endorsing pitching Ribs to millions?

Next thing we know this guy will be pitching the McRib sanwich at McDonalds.

The Merry Widow said...

Mr. B., that was a classic that should be posted somewhere! Pure poetry, even the rough translation! Art, sir, pure art!
BRAVO!

tmw

Robert Bayn said...

Wait, McRibs are good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beakerkin said...

Rob are you endorsing the McRib. The far left loathes the McRib and wants to have a waiting period. I haven't had one in years, but they were great. My Coworkers did not share my fondness for the McRib

Robert Bayn said...

Yes i'm endorsing the McRib, i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee McRibs!!!!!

beakerkin said...

Rob

I think we just set World Civilization back twenty years with that one. I never understood that one as it was an excellent product well liked by consumers. They bring it back every few years. The Peta people scream and the process repeats itself.

Robert Bayn said...

PETA is full of moronic people, who cares what they say or think, as long as i have a McRib!

Elmer's Brother said...

Mr. B, I was talking football.

Rob fair weather fan? jeesh

AC I hope it wasn't a philips/magnavox?

nanc said...

mcrib's aren't real meat, are they? i thought it was some sort of flaked and formed, chewy gelatin-type jerky wannabe stuff...i don't eat at mcdee's as they grow some of their food south of the border and quite frankly, do not want to eat that which is fertilized with human excrement - if i did, well...

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I thought the McRib was made from geniune ethylene-vinyl acetate harvested fresh from a sweaty boxing glove.

The Merry Widow said...

Rob, Beaker- The McRib is back, you may fight over mine!
I like the real deal that my neighbor behind me smokes up! Yeah, and sends over a plateload to the po' ol' widder woman and her perpetually starving son!

tmw

Brad said...

I think you are just a romophobe

beakerkin said...

Brad

That was a good one.