Friday, December 22, 2006

The Christmas Meme

Three things I want for Christmas.

Jewish people tend not to celebrate this day.

1 My own disect a Commie kit. Where is John Brown? Save a lab animal use John Brown instead. It might be his only gainful employment of his life.
2 A gas mask an Army Hemet and a M-16. The Mr Beamish Makeover kit on sale from MZ productions for $2,500.00 each
3 The Best of Jeff Bargholtz rants collection. Read as John Bargholtz kicks troll, commie,jihadi and racial power kook posterior.

Three things I do not want for Chistmas

1 Caligraphy from anywhere
2 Obscure foreign films
3 Any books written by Fanon, Marx, Chomsky.

I will let Ducky respond on this blog to the above meme.

John Brown and Weazie can respond only if its clean.


beakerkin said...

I will allow Weazie and John Brown to respond if they can keep it clean.

Mr. Ducky said...

Quite the little intellectual.

Oh well, enjoy the holiday.

beakerkin said...

Ducky why not have some fun with the meme. You could wish to be sent to Cuba or for class genocide.

Elmer's Brother said...

Merry Christmas...Mr. Feather

Farmer John said...

Wuz da nite befo' Christmas an' from hea to Wailuku,
No creetcha wuz stirrin' not even one uku.
Da Keikis wen snuggle down safe in da beds,
Big dreams of tofuti wen dance roun' da heads.
An' me wid my Primo an' Ma wid her poi,
We jus' settle down fo' one rap, - when oh Boy!
One awful big clatter come from da lanai,
I tink maybe coconuts wen fall from da sky.
I wen jump up so fas' I knock ova da chaia
I wen run to da windo to see what stay dea.
All ova da beach da kine silva moonlight
On da sand an' da sea it shinin' so bright,
I can see all da tings on da sho' plenty clea,
An' I see sumting out dea dat stay mo' plenty quea!
One tiny surfboard lyin' der on da groun'
An' eight tiny sea horses jus' swimmin' aroun'
An' one little ol surfer so lively, so quick, -
I wen tink to myself, "Ey, brah! Dat Saint Nick!"
He wuz chubby an' jolly, da kine roly poly,
An' dressed all in fur fro da chin to okole.
He had one white beard an' one little roun' belly
Dat went shake when he laugh like Tutu's guava jelly.
He wastin' no time, brah, he wen put down da sack
Dat wuz big as one mountain slung up on his back.
He got plenty good tings for all da keiki
An' he wen pile dem unda da coconut tree.
He work an' he work an' he neva pau hana
Til he put someting der fo' all da Ohana.
He wen give me one wink an' one shaka, an' - pau!
Da seahorses dey know it come time to go now!
He wen pick up da board an' he run to da ocean,
He wen harness da team an' he settem in motion.
Mo fasta dan jet planes da seahorses swum
He wen whistle an' shout an' he call 'em each one:
"Go Kimo, Go Noni! Gettum Kipo an' Lani!
Go Kona, go Pua! Geevum Kiki an' Nani"
To da cres of da wave, tru da foam an' da spray,
Dey swimmin' like crazy, dey flyin' away!
Til all I wen see on da wata out fa,
Wuz one twinkle of light like one dyin' out star.
But I hea ol Nick holla
Across da dark sea,
"Merry Christmas, da kine,
Aloha Hawai`i!"

Always On Watch Two said...

I was going to tag you, but decided against it. But I see that somebody did. LOL.

I'm not surprised to see that you have, at the top of your list, that dissection kit.

Merry Christmas--whether you want me to wish you so or not.

Are you going to Hawaii? Returning recently from the islands?

I wonder what Christmas in Hawaii is like? I hear that the surf there is wonderful in December.

The Merry Widow said...

I see FJ has managed to stagger over here! Don't tell him I said this, but he is a droll soul!


beakerkin said...


The Mr Beamish makeover kit is quite the seller at MZ enterprises.

I thought we could at least get Duck to do say something goofy.

kuhnkat said...

Darn, and I was going to give you a Video on Calligraphy made in Saudi Arabia by Little Che Chucklenuts enbdorsed by Chumpski!!!

Oh well, there's always next year.


Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah Y'All.

Warren said...

How come when Ducky says; "Oh well, enjoy the holiday.", it sounds like a threat?

Beak, nice burn!
"Ducky why not have some fun with the meme. You could wish to be sent to Cuba or for class genocide."


Steve Harkonnen said...

I wrote a song tonight called "Merry Christmas asshole for wishing me a happy holiday season," but maybe the lyrics are a bit too inappropriate here.

To all I wish you a Merry Christmas.

Beak - your three things you DON'T want, I would LOVE those. I need something like a calligraphy kit so I can go back to entertaining myself in other ways;

Obscure foreign films ROCK, dude.

The books by marx fanon and chomsky would make great fuel for an outdoor fire, with Chavez's head in there as well.

American Crusader said...

Hoo, dat wahine get one sweet `okole!
fj is practicing for his upcoming Honolulu vacation. He wants to sound

The Merry Widow said...

Well, he and the "lovely and patient" Mrs. Farmer deserve a little fun, and warmer weather! I hope they enjoy themselves!


nanc said...

and i just thought perhaps it was one of his imaginary terrible...