Friday, July 30, 2010

Lindsay Grahan considers

Lindsay Graham is considering removing citizenship from children born to illegal aliens. I would favor a simpler the child may not transmit citizenship to the parents.

Of course we should allow exceptions if the child is fathered by a US Citizen if unmarried proven by DNA testing .


Anonymous said...

That might be a little hard to prove, given you'd need a DNA sample from the "accused".

Lindsey Graham said...

Beakerkin, you misspelt my first and my last names in the title of this thread. It's Lindsey Graham, not Lindsay Grahan!

No Mas Anchor Babies.

And no more of these, either:

No more anchor babies.

Ducky's here said...

Beak give this a read

Ducky's here said...

I'm surprised Beak didn't spell it Lindsay Lohan.

Foghorn Leghorn said...

I say, I say, I say Boy, that is no way to treat a Senator from Sout Cairlina, Boy!

Senator Graham, let me apologize on behalf of this dolt.

(He looked!)

Lindsey Graham said...

I just voted in favor of putting Elena Kagan on the Supreme Court.

As you can all see now, I am a dolt, too.

Elena Kagan said...

And what is exactly wrong with being a Lesbertarian, Mr. Graham? It's not that much different than being a Liberteenarian. And, Lindsey, by the way, there's been a story going around about your gaity. Any truth to the matter?