Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Schedule

Comming up I have a special interview with Rob of Dirty Liberal Words. This is not to be confused with Rob Bayn who is often confused and still thinks the Detroit Lions are a football team. Barry Sanders may have been the classiest professional athlette in modern times but since is gone there is little reason to follow the NFL's worst franchise. Our interviewee is a Physics Grad student at UCI and is well known for his sharp sense of humor.

Possum and Donal have agreed to do interviews so it is a matter of scheduling. A Donal interview should appear on Friday . Possum promises to be a rare treat because she is a razor sharp Conservative who also shares my love for Nature but not the Green Party BS. I never thought I would see two marsupials on this blog.

On this weekend it is the Roast of All Roast Mr Beamish !!!1!!!! Special Guests include Hassan Miah of Jihadi Toystory, Glen Cammel the Pakistani country and Western
Singer and the World's Worst Football Player NT of Willobrook University. Warren will be in charge of cheap liquor and Roadkill for this event.

Mr Beamish in 08, Ducky to be smoked, 167 to a local Nazi party rally and Socrasleaze
running out of aliases

36 comments:

Always On Watch said...

Warren will be in charge of cheap liquor and Roadkill for this event.

Do I really want to know what's on the menu?

FLORIAN said...

Rat Burgers and opossum dogs?

Anonymous said...

Squirral pie, skunk stew, venison barbeque? Cool, I'll make up some barbeque sauce and fresh salsa!

tmw

nanc said...

donal's blog is missing!

i'll stick to the vegie menu this time - a wild salad!

FLORIAN said...

Wonder is Socrasleaze is up to his old antics with Donal's blog?

American Crusader said...

Cheap liquor and roadkill...
Sounds like a party

beakerkin said...

Florian

This blog would be the first target of Socrasleeze. Donal may have expected to set the world on fire . The truth is people do not jump from FPM to the blogosphere.
Most of the readership you build will have to be new.

Nanc We will not be serving Possum
out of respect to our future guest.
I am very impressed with her blog and it is in the top five that I have seen so far.

Rob whose interview is coming up is a Scientist with a great sense of humor.

Some of the best interviews are from people who do not agree with us. I think most of us had a better understanding of the Duck after his interview. On a much smaller scale Rob Bayn came of as one of the guys.

The point may be that it is important for new people like Florian to introduce themselves.
However it is even more important for people like Weasie who disagree
as it lets us understand the whole person.

nanc said...

and golf is still the best sport!

beakerkin said...

Rob

Hold on there the NY Rangers won a Stanley Cup in my lifetime. They even made the playoffs this year with about 3/4 of the rest of the NHL.

Seriously have the Lions been to the playoffs in your lifetime. I don't even think with Barry Sanders they ever won more then ten games in a season. The Lions and the Cardinals are the worst franchises in the NFL. The Jets will be bad for years were in the playoffs recently.

J.M. Seals said...

Warren,
let me know it you need help cooking.

beakerkin said...

Rob

When have the Lions been there.
Now the Knick do stink but that is caused largely by Salary Caponomics. Stars do want to play in NYC but due to blunders of Clossal Magnitude they may be good by 2025.

FB What do you know about Roadkill.

nanc said...

he's a pastry chef - probably knows how to make some mean squirrel pierogies! or four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie!

FLORIAN said...

Scott Mitchell was a decent QB with Sanders in the backfield. Too bad the Lions defense was as pourous as a sponge those years.

beakerkin said...

I'll have to check the dates on the Lions. They did not make it past a cameo.

American Crusader said...

No Kidding!
How many Super Bowls have the Lions won? How many have they even gone to? And I don't mean as observers.
They have gone downhill ever since Thurman Munson left town.
Barry Sanders would have easily been the all-time leading rusher but it wasn't worth it if he needed to stay in Detoilet.

American Crusader said...

nanc...if John Daly can win then I have a hard time calling it a sport.

American Crusader said...

Robert Bayn said...
Actually the lions have been, so there!

And where is there? Are we talking about pre-Super Bowl days?

American Crusader said...

The Detroit Lions last title was in 1957 when George Wilson was coaching..

Anonymous said...

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tmw

beakerkin said...

Rob

All other sports pale before football and no organization is worse then the Lions. Lets see where Detroit ends the baseball season. They will be watching the Yankees on TV.

Hockey is not a big sport but the Devils and Islanders are part of the greatern NYC area.

The Knicks are a mess but that is a salary cap catastrope. All things being equal the stars want to play here.

nanc said...

a.c. said, "nanc...if John Daly can win then I have a hard time calling it a sport."

it's a sport of one - doesn't need no stinking team! and what are you doing harrassing an old lady while she's having her old nap.

beakerkin said...

Rob

The only teams that has been worse then the Lions for the Arizona Cardinals and the Saints. The Cardinals will be better . The Saints are the second worst disaster in NO after Katrina.

beakerkin said...

This may sound silly but we are getting hits for Detroit Lions

nanc said...

this may sound sillier, beak - but i think i may have just ticked your yeagley off at autonomist - if he reads my post anyway...maybe he'll keep NOT paying attention to me - fingers crossed!

nanc said...

they make too much money.

Brooke said...

As a Bengals fan, I too know pain.

beakerkin said...

Kyle now I 100% know the agrivation you are going through. The GM better pray Mario Williams is the real deal or heads will roll.

beakerkin said...

Hold on Brooke

The Bengals have been decent the last two years. They were dreadful for years but did play in a Superbowl.

They are on the right track.

FLORIAN said...

Bengals haven't had a good team since Boomer Esaison was there....Dave Shula (I love him) just couldn't do it in the 90's.

beakerkin said...

They just missed the playoffs last year. The coach has done a wonderful job turning the franchise around.

Dan Zaremba said...

Did I hear roadkill again?
Now I am salivating
Tassies like carrion and hate watching sport.

nanc said...

sissies. rugby, now there's a sport!

FLORIAN said...

Soccer more like it Nanc! Although Rugby will come in a close 2nd place. Football you can be an out of shape balloon and still be called an "athelete". Run for 4 seconds then fall down. LOL.
I still love the Miami Dolphins though they are terrible.

nanc said...

my hometown team, the chargers, have failed me every time so i have absolutely no use for football!

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Heh. The Chargers are my favorite of what the wussy AFC calls teams.

nanc said...

they were my favorites when dan fouts was quarterback - oh jeez i've just predated myself...