Monday, May 08, 2006

Schedule

On Deck

An interview with one of the newest members of our community Forian Guererro.

The Most Wanted interview list

1 Jason Pappas
2 Mustang
3 Farmer John
4 Woman Honor Thyself
5 Donal
6 Rob the Dirty Liberal I have a request out
7 Iran Watch
8 Brooke
9 Esther of Outside the Blogway
10 Possum

I am thinking about another two Farmer John / Beakerkin specials on aging and on salvation does man ever redeem himself.

Chapter Two of the Black Book of Communism liberating workers by calling strikers bandits of Felix and the Checka work outside the law and liberate by killing with Lenin's knowledge.

Beamish in 08, Ducky escapes the shootong range , 167 now calle Gash the comedic possibilities are endless and Socrasleeze aborted 21 times yesterday.

68 comments:

the merry widow said...

Sounds good, Beaker! Look forward, Farmer John is an interesting foil to you and it developes into great exchanges!

tmw

nanc said...

i'd like scrambled condor eggs and grits and gravy with my special this time, please. wheat toast, real butter.

Always On Watch said...

Possum???

beakerkin said...

Possum is one of the more obscure links I have. She writes an extreemly high quality blog from Ohio. You can see her site by clicking on the link in the comments of the last Farmer John special. We have a range of excellent blogs but hers is exceptional.

nanc said...

not sure, but i think she's talking about what she'd like with her farmer john special?

on the half-shell, aow?

Always On Watch said...

Hey, folks! You've got to see this! Cue the theme music for The Twilight Zone. Notice the publisher, too.

Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
We don't have possum of the half shell. No armadillos here.

nanc said...

iran watch - first article.

Always On Watch said...

I posted the link I just dropped at my site. It's weird, I tell you.

nanc said...

don't know why i always mix the two up - i do know when my dogs bring in roadkill possum and armadillo - they both stink to high heaven and stink the same!

Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
They both eat carrion, so no wonder they stink.

the merry widow said...

AoW- never have seen armadillo eat carrion, but they do catch and carry leprosy, which might account for the smell, armadillo roots up your garden for grubs, bugs and worms! That article smells like unicorn on the half shell though!

tmw

John Brown said...

Hey Toady,

I didn't see Chapter 1 of your little Nazi screed. Perhaps I missed it and you can direct me, but all I saw was your mindless ranting about Commies.

Have you decided aginst posting the text?

nanc said...

...speaking of carrion...

John Brown said...

Hey, shitposter!

beakerkin said...

JB

If you do not remove the slur on your blog about Warren and the Klan section all your future posts will be deleted.

No doubt I will rejoin the klan list. However the scurilous attacks on Warren who has a lengthy history of fighting racial kooks on Bad Eagle is beyond the pale.

Anonymous said...

Time to flush the bowl, beak.

-fj

Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
In his book Texas, Michener has an entire chapter on armadillos. All in the armadillo's litter is of the same sex. I suppose that cuts down on inbreeding.

Possums definitely eat carrion--and some other things as well.

Anonymous said...

crow.

-fj

Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
I'll check Wikipedia for info about feeding habits of armadillos. But generally speaking, eaters of carrion reek.

the merry widow said...

Possoms are also some of the meanest creatures around, right up there with chihuahuas! Downright vicious! They would probably kill and eat a chihuahua. Armadillos are hilarious to watch, they can destroy a garden in a night if there were 2 or 3. Now marsh bunnies aren't as mean, but they don't put up with nonsense either!

tmw

Anonymous said...

Is the stew prepared yet? I'm getting hungry. But maybe that's a good thing. I guess I'd better start lookin' for roadkill.

-fj

nanc said...

farmer - you don't flush that bowl - you burn the outhouse! he's keeping himself busy at every place he hasn't been banned - iran watch one.

aow - we call armadillos by the side of the road "rollovers" - and once had a pesky possum invade our campsite and got into our garbage so i do know they're not picky about what they eat. of course, now that we have two good dogs, nothing much invades our space.

nanc said...

this is a very interesting thread - wonder what flo's going to think?

nanc said...

aow - i've heard that if you get too close to a buzzard or vulture they'll lose their carrion all over your feet! and it is said to be quite disgusting - blech!

Anonymous said...

thanks for the lesson.

-fj

Always On Watch said...

Nanc,
No mention of armadillos' being carrion-eaters. But the possum article didn't mention that either, and I know it to be the case because I've seen it for myself.

Crows are carrion-eaters, too, of course.

Buzzards do that! Also, they urinate on themselves to keep themselves warm. The town of Leesburg, Virginia had a huge problem with buzzards roosting outside the county courthouse and "doing their thing." The town officers were horrified; I was amused. But, then again, I don't live in Leesburg. I don't even drive the Mustang through that town if I can help it--especially with the top down.

Always On Watch said...

Farmer,
Is the stew prepared yet? I'm getting hungry. But maybe that's a good thing. I guess I'd better start lookin' for roadkill.

Taxes so high that you've been reduced to roadkill???

Anonymous said...

so when's the executioner arrive? warren?

-fj

Always On Watch said...

FJ,
Looks like there is a delay in the housecleaning here.

John Brown said...

Beak,

You're not going up there until you decide to arbitrarily censor. I understand the ground rules you've set and consent to them.

As far as censoring my own blog per your request - come on? Do you think I'm Ms. Watch or Censorman?

I'm just wanting to dig into the sources of your fascist screed.

Anonymous said...

there shouldn't be. You know that. Traitors are the worst.
-fj

John Brown said...

Ms. Watch:

They can't all be as efficient as Sambo Warren the Injun Killer is in censoring your blog!

But you do have a bunch of racist, fanatical parents to appease.

John Brown said...

That's right, FJ.

Fascists like you can't censor quickly enough. That's what makes you fascists.

Anonymous said...

...and you can't keep a civil tongue in your head. That's makes you uncivilized... free, but uncivilized.

-fj

John Brown said...

Considering that murderous barbarians define what's civil here on Sam's plantation, your admonishment of incivility is the highest tribute, FJ.

You support Uncle Sam's torture camps at Guantanamo Bay, Bagram, Abu Ghuraib, Camp Bucca, etc. You support terrorists like Posada Carriles.

That says enough; so forgive me if your condemnation doesn't make me weepy!

Anonymous said...

I'm not qualified to argue, jb. Find someone who is.

-fj

beakerkin said...

JB

The post you put up on your site about Warren would be charachter assasination if it were well written. However, as it is so poorly written and comedic in premise nobody on earth could take it seriously.

As for the placing of Warren, AOW, Brooke and Mr Beamish on the Klanwatch segment this must end. What you are attempting to do is intimidate people into opening their blogs to questionable matter.
I do not yield to extortion and if you wish to add me to the list this is peachy. However if those names are not removed from the klan section all posts will be deleted.

You have been given wide lattitude at this site but the labeling of AOW, Warren, Mr Beamish and Brooke as Klans people is beyond the pale.

John Brown said...

Toady,

So I'm in need of writing lessons from someone who's entitled a recent post: "John Brown - This Mean War" Perhaps you meant to write, "This Mean Subject-Verb Agreement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

If so, you should makes [sic] that clear.

Regardless, given your senseless non sequiturs and the poorly formatted & poorly argued drivel you laughably call 'content,' I would suggest that you don't advise me on how to write.

Typos is [sic] one thing. We all makes [sic] typos. But you is [sic] a bad writer.

John Brown said...

That Nazi Pig Plaut is also on the list. He's actually the reason I'm here at all, so don't forget to give that asshat the credit he deserves.

American Crusader said...

Joan Brown, please tell me you're not comparing your writing skills to beaks?
Your ranting maybe at a level higher than most but that hardly translates into writing skills.
You're also pretty good at mudslinging and name calling but again that hardly distinguishes your writing capabilities.

John Brown said...

AC: Unlike Toady, I never claimed to be a writing critic. I realize that I can be sloppy and careless from time to time, so I try not to criticize others. But that doesn't mean that I'll sit there and let someone whose writing skills are self-evidently subpar rip me.

As for the jabber about mudslinging, you're bound to get dirty when you're fighting a chimney sweep. In this case, a few dozen of them.

beakerkin said...

JB

One final request as censorship is repugnant to me . However any attempt at extortion is even more offensive.

Stephen Plaut is a professional writer and does not need me to defend him. Are you going to remove the members of our blog community from the Klanswatch section ?

If you are then fine we can move ahead. If not I will join my family on your absurd list . Every single post you write will be deleted.

JB I have readers and content you want to comment on . You are not in any position to dictate terms.
Nor will I be extorted.

I am glad you are critical of my skills. However any time you wish to compare ratings feel free. Viewers flock to good content and you have no viewers.

nanc said...

think of it this way, beak - get ready for a nancanalogy - you are bob guccione or hugh hefner (take your pick) - you have magazines of beautiful (although i feel they are stupid for baring all) women - then one day, a big old, ugly, toothless, warty, foulmouthed, bad breath, cottage cheese thighed, nasty, stinky, with genital warts AND herpes woman comes in and INSISTS you interview her and put her naked into your already well-established magazine.

wouldn't you send her on down the road to one of those other mags?

i guess i could have used outdoor life, vanity fair, or farm life, but i believe the guys here if no one else will understand my point, and i have one.

nanc said...

alright, alright - who spellchecked beak's entry above mine? how do we know it's really him? is it time for an investigation?

the merry widow said...

Bwaahaahaahaahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Nanc, you're incorrigable!

tmw

beakerkin said...

Nanc

Most of my posts are constructed for speed and written in the early morning. The post that JB is complaining over was written in a bar.

The post is missing an s and is a typo. There is little argument about the basic premise. I am prepared to join my friends on the absurd klan list. I do not put up with extortion.

Mr. Ducky said...

Beak, Steve Plaut is an assrack who came up with that monument to succesful marketing "The Axis of Evil", no? He's a salesman not a writer and you bought the farm.

Anyway to put Joan Brown on a two post quota or soemthing? Help him focus.

Iran Watch said...

"Anyway to put Joan Brown on a two post quota or soemthing? Help him focus."

One should be enough...everything else is a repeat anyways.

beakerkin said...

Duck that is an interesting solution. I think I will go with that .

He can post on the Black book series as much as he likes but all other posts twice. That is an excellent idea and a solution to an annoying problem.

nanc said...

excellent idea, plucky.

nanc said...

i enjoy plaut's style of writing and appreciate getting the lowdown from someone who's there.

nanc said...

he has a very good article at the top of autonomist today.

Always On Watch said...

Duck,
I think you have something there, with that two-post-quota idea. But Brownie probably won't abide by it.

Always On Watch said...

I can overlook spelling errors, even if I AM the grammar police. Besides, Beak's post are readable, and I'm used to creative spelling anyway--after over 30 years of grading essays.

MissingLink said...

Let's have Flo for the interview.

Always On Watch said...

Say what you will about Ducky. He had a brainstorm about Brownie. Was Duck's idea a right-brained firing of synapses?

Duck,
Are you left-handed? Just curious. I'm married to a left-hander, and he often has creative solutions. Maybe that's why he and I are still married. Hehehe.

FLORIAN said...

So when are you going to interview me Beak?

FLORIAN said...

JB's had his two posts no?

nanc said...

not if you count iran watch and american crusader! bwaaahhhhhh!!!

nanc said...

i'd like to be the one who says, "ok, brownie - that's two!"

FLORIAN said...

Really, me too. What is JB anyways? Is he a militant Jihadist? Is he a black nationalist? Is he just a yellow skirted commie?

beakerkin said...

JB

Is an unrepentant Communist who mixes Stalin with the Frankfurt victim school. His big problem is that he is vulgar.

nanc said...

mussolini has his own ideas as to who or what he is and has posted his feelings on this at a.c.

i did battle with the little guy at i.w. today and wore him out with facts - probably took his binky and went to bed for the night!

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Beak, Steve Plaut is an assrack who came up with that monument to succesful marketing "The Axis of Evil", no?

Nope. (Mr. Ducky's Ignorance Sighting #235,854 - collect them all!)

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I don't get it. LoBrow says he'll follow Beak's request, but when I made a request that all further posts he makes on my blog include a disclaimer informing readers that the post contains the opinion of one universally recognized as a moron, and I'm a "censor."

To think, LoBrow's screeds could still be on my blog if only he followed directions.

It's not like I'm asking him to lie.

nanc said...

you would never do that...he's just uncooperative.

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