Thursday, May 11, 2006

On Deck

We should continue yesterdays thread what is the worst professional sports team in Ameica ? The NO Saints is a good candidate but Drew Brees and Reggie Bush should improve the team unless the Mayor Neagin decides to coach the team.

This weekend will be the roast of everyone's favorite blogger MR BEAMISH. Nanc will have to be the hostess.

I am thinking about a blog spoof of American Idol / Survivor called Troll Survivor.
Readers could vote who is the least talented. A good troll is like Ducky intersting
and never cries. Bad Troll are unoriginal John Brown or whiners and less then manly crybabies like 167. This would decide once and for all who the best troll is in this section of the blogosphere. We would have to unearth Robert Lindsay and get Dana the Moron from MZ.

Mr Beamish in 08, Ducky the early house favorite in Troll Survivor, 167 still less then manly and Socrasleaze less then human

43 comments:

nanc said...

it was a dark and stormy night...no wait - it was july, 2005 and as i was lurking at mbc as i had not yet the guts to make a comment, i came across this wonderful creature, half man, half...well, i still haven't figured that out - okay! give me some time!

http://moonbatcentral.com/wordpress/?p=765#comments

beamish said:

22. "As much as I’m opposed to Hillary Clinton even breathing the clean air I paid for, if the Republican Party selects John McCain to run in 2008, I will vote for and campaign for Hillary.

At least she’s honest about what party she’s in."

hey, he said it not me!

FLORIAN said...

Good gosh! Hillary in 08'?????
Might as well vote Sheehan in for 08'!
Surviving troll should go to Ducky. 167 could be voted in as an orc.

nanc said...

ah, but then he redeemed himself:

http://moonbatcentral.com/wordpress/?p=757#comments

beamish said:

"Looks like I’m gonna have to post the solution to my penny puzzle soon."

and then i don't remember him doing it...

beakerkin said...

I am certain this will be in our Mr Beamish Roast. I have taken liberties with JB,s new term Muslim Goblins and created a new satire Beaker of the rings staring
Beamish Baggins and Sam Longrange.
Special cameo's by John Brown babling about head coffins as Browlmum and Weasie as Boron the leader of the forces of evil and stupidity.

Mad Zionist said...

A "What ever happened to" series would be a good idea for you, Beak. You are certainly skilled at flushing people out. Many commentators of quality seem to up and vanish without a trace or explanation.

I'd nominate "KUHNKAT" as the first one to locate, as he mysteriously vanished one day never to be seen again. He posted comments at my site at least 3 times a day for over a year, then, one day, "poof".

nanc said...

kuhnkat won't answer my e-mails, madze...he's still mad at me...if he gets ahold of anybody, it will be tazz for sure. i'll hammer him with e-mails - he won't be able to resist!

i wonder about the wonderkid - 19 year old rightwinger - what a head he had on his shoulders. fern found orangeducks. i found dr.miltown, but he's everywhere and hard to nail down, like jello.

FLORIAN said...

I want to interview JB for my blog. Honestly. I want to know why he thinks and feels like he does. Perhaps he'll take my offer into consideration. Perhaps I'll be able to understand him better?!?

beakerkin said...

MZ

That would be an interesting series.

nanc said...

flo has lost his mind.

nanc said...

i don't know if beamish knows this or not, but there is NO ONE even remotely in his ballfield - he's a team unto himself - he really should take up golf!

FLORIAN said...

Nanc!?? I've lost my mind? Just trying to get our blogging community into the mind of pro-terror cheerleader.
We'll see if he accepts my offer. His blog could use some traffic too.

Mad Zionist said...

Florian, JB is about the furthest thing there is from a "pro-terror" cheerleader. Have you confused him with somebody else? As far as his "blog needing some help", I think The Autonomist is doing just fine.

FLORIAN said...

MZ: How could JB not be a pro-terror cheerleader? He's always bad-mouthing the "aparthied state" of Israel and rejoicing in attacks on our American troops as well as civilians. About his blog needing help--that was a joke.

beakerkin said...

Florian MZ thinks you are talking about out good friend Jeff Bargholz from the Autonomist. That JB is a close friend. There is another John Brown of Citzcom who has nothing in common with the Commie lout that uses the same pen name.

nanc said...

that's exactly why i call him brownie! i call jeff j.b. and would never confust the two, but flo would have no way of knowing that. time for a bargholz nanc nickname.

F.B. Jones said...

The evil JB is easy to spot. Always look for the communist/anti-america/anti-christian/anti-semitic/pet "loving" trail of word vomit. If you spot these things you found him.
I know you don't need my help deciding who is who. I just wanted to write loving in quotes.

John Brown said...

All,

I've decided to extend an olive branch to Sambo Warren the Injun Killer. I'll keep you all posted on how things turn out.

Happy to do the interview, florian, though I've not received any requests of which I'm aware.

the merry widow said...

Doesn't look like an olive branch to me! Looks like another backhand disguised as a challenge. If it is true the skull needs to be returned, but I don't blame the President for an ancestors foolishness.
Warren can do whatever he chooses, but consider this, not all tribes are friendly to each other and depending on Warrens affiliations he may not consider Geronimo a brother!

tmw
P.S. Considering how the English treated my Scottish forefathers, I might laugh at thier plight, but as a Christian I look beyond the immediate to the possible. Grow up!

beakerkin said...

JBrown

I am glad Florian has elected to do this interview. This absolves me of any obligation to interview you. Try to comport yourself coherently and take your time responding.

A true olive branch would have removed his name from the Klan Watch section.

Robert Bayn said...

hmmm

FLORIAN said...

John Brown: I'll get right to work on compiling the questions for you--should have it by late tonight on my blog. You're going to be my first guest interview and hopefully we'll get a great reader turnout. As you know I'm a semi-regular on your blog "Savage Justice". If you answer honestly and like beak says "comport yourself" I'll even feature your blog on my blogroll for a week. I'll post on Savage Justice to let you know when the interview is up on my blog--then you can come on over and answer at your leisure.

beakerkin said...

Florian

Do not give away the store.

The interview for Rob the Dirty Liberal is educational and comedic.
It is below this post.

nanc said...

hmmmmm...

Brooke said...

I'll have to drop by, Flo!

nanc said...

cocktails? peanuts? potato chips? anybody?

beakerkin said...

Nanc

When we do the Beamish roast you are the hostess not the stewardess.

ecology said...

I did a little research on Marcuse. Im confused on what to think of him.
I m not a fan of the Jewsih Lobbey in America and their agenda. I dont like any lobbies really unless it has to do with public transportation and wind, solar and hydro. What do you think of the Jewish Lobbey. part of my family were Ukrainian Jews and when they came over in 1880 they left ti behind. Got many jew family and friends so I dont hate them. Just think there is an agenda sector of them.

beakerkin said...

Ecology

Welcome to the blog. I also spent time in the Catskills around Fendale, Swan Lake, Kiamesha and Monticello.

Jews like any other group should lobby. There is a brutal fight in the media and at our Universities. The rhetoric of KPS is fairly common in many parts of the country.

If you ever get the chance let me know when you can sit for an interview. The interview is a great way to reach readers. Dr Yeagley is supposed to reinstate me but he hasn't got around to it.

nanc said...

aye-aye skipper!

ecology said...

Hello. Thank u for the greeting. Yeah the KPS thing is weird. I just dont know much about the jewish conspiracy. I know a good friend goes to Isreal each year and he says their are loonies on both sides and they will never get along. He says that the average palestinian and jew just want peace and mingle with each other.
I grew up in the hudson Valley, Rural Ulster County. Its changing fast, sadly. The Shawangunks and the Catskills were my play grounds. If you get up there go up to the Whitenberg/slide mountians up in the Phoenicia area. So beutiful. Im out in WA state now out in the eastern high desert. Love the desert and wilderness! Ill always be homesick tho.
Ill let u know when I can interview. I have no PC at home but that will change soon. Canning the boob tube for the PC gig.

the merry widow said...

Hey Ecology! Welcome to where I usually hang! Great group of people, not the same by any means, but enjoying the differences!
Beaker- Love the idea for Troll Survival, waitting for the first installment of "Beakerkin of the Rings"! Witty, w'ot?

tmw

VerityINK said...

Hi Beak--we were supposed to interview this evening, but Flo is gonna do Brownie--you and I will have a go another day; I've had too many computer/blog problems this week and need to get caught up, 'kay?

Besides, we need to go read Flo's!

MissingLink said...

Trolls not yummy tasty.
Tassies like nice chow

FLORIAN said...

Well John Brown's interview is ready. Hope he'll come by and answer.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Oh wow, Nanc. The penny puzzle push poll post! Richard Poe linked to my blog post in a Moonbat Central post and the thing turned into a series of "debates" between myself and a typically stupid leftist twit.

I know that's fairly vague, given that every leftist that has ever or will ever walk the Earth is a typically stupid twit (you wouldn't know they were leftist otherwise), but if you really want to explore the fun of the Crank Files ratings peak, email me and I'll send you the relevant links where I did in fact post the solution to the penny puzzle.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Nanc,

In August of 2005, I became old enough to be President of the United States. The prospect of being forced to choose between John McCain and Hillary Clinton for President made it obvious that I needed to run, if only to single-handedly raise the average IQ of the debate participants into triple digits.

Elmer's Brother said...

all I know is JB gets voted off first - especially if he does an Elvis impersonation

nanc said...

or an impression of andy kaufman doing an elvis impersonation!

thanks beamish, but i believe further down the same thread you explained and when i went to post it here it got lost - or i did.

e-mail them to me - i'd love to see them.

the merry widow said...

jobro gets my vote!

tmw

beakerkin said...

TMW

We have to set up a competition. We can't just vote John Brown off.
Think off the ratings and just like survivor we would have a series of tests for troll. This would be akin to American Idol and Survivor. I get to be Ryan Seacreast. Warren, Mr Beamish and AOW get to be the judges.

Trolls are graded on originality, bluster and coherence. This would be some great contest. We could pick a category and have the trolls rant. The audience could vote.

Ratings TMW KPS is worse then John Brown because he cries.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I resign my seat as a judge on Troll Survivor, due to my religious convictions. The Bible specifically says not to lie, and because of that, I can not participate in any contest which presupposes leftists have any intellect to judge.

the merry widow said...

Yes, Beaker, but KPS are not here! So, I figured if he are not, I can not! Vote for him. I haven't noticed as much whining, except about the evil joooooooss, then he is a broken record! I don't think dynamiting his tongue would get him off the groove. It would just be another plot by evil joooo zionists to stop the flow of "truth" from him! Even if I'm not an evil jooooo, I am being controlled by them. Oy! The fact that he is boring has nothing to do with it!
As for jobro, it's his foul tongue that I despise! That and his cackling about head coffins, whatever they are! As a military brat, I take offense at his unseemly glee at the deaths and injuries of our troops. That creature is beneath contempt!
Good morning and G*D bless!

tmw

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