Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Great News

A Beakerkin Dr Yeagley interview will run on Bad Eagle in the near future. It will be divided up as there is a lot of ground to cover. Pehaps Warren or Drumaster will link the segments here.

Some of you are registered Bad Eagle posters and can comment. My Commentary will be reserved for this site. Despite the fact that BE has run a couple of posts and this interview I remain banned. Yet my BE ban inspired me to produce a better product we all enjoy. The ban did not come from Dr Yeagley himself who remains a friend and a mentor.

124 comments:

uptownseteve said...

My Beaker Interview.

Let's see if beak has the guts to answer.

1. Why it okay for you to label Jews who you disagree with as Commies and Traitors?

Do you really believe that Jewish members of Congress like Engel, Boxer, Schumer, and Frank are traitors?

2. Have you ever served in the military? If not, why not?

3. Can you identify what Giuliani did after the terrorist planes hit the WTC that no other NYC mayor would have or could have done?

4. If you believe that the more "white" blacks have in them the "better" they look, then how do explain the fact that there are some extremely ugly white people out there?

Doesn't make a whole lot of sense, does it beak?

5. Isn't it true that most American Jews vote Democratic and tend to be liberal?

If that's so then would you describe the majority of American Jews as commies and traitors?

If not why not?

6. You said that you saw nothing worng with Bargholz claim that I accuse any black "who doesn't act like a $hit sling monkey as "acting white"?

Isn't that saying that most blacks, in his opinion "act like $hit slinging monkeys"?

Do you believe that the only intelligent, civilized blacks are those who agree with you?

Isn't that as idiotic as your claim about liberal Jews?

7. Isn't your blog just an outlet for you to rant your fears and propoganda and you are really nbot concerned with debating issues?

8. If I said that Jews have been "deleterious" to America, would that be an anti-semitic remark?

9. Isn't it true that you have no more than about 5 regular visitors to your blog?

10. Where is my supposed "threat" to LaShawn Barber that you were going to post on your blog?

the merry widow said...

Beaker-Look forward to the interview, I like and appreciate Dr.Y. and will enjoy getting to know him better! BTW, you learn a tremendous amount from the interviewers questions too!

tmw

uptownseteve said...

One more question beak.

If Muslims and Islam are the America's most dangerous enemies, who committed the two previous terrorist attacks on American soil prior t 9/11/01?

nanc said...

leftists.

no need to thank me, beak.

John Brown said...

Any word on the serialization of the "Little Fascists Guide to Invention & Propaganda" yet?

I've been waiting and waiting now... almost a month.

uptownseteve said...

john brown

If you think Condi Rice is a sellout, what do you think of HUD Secretary Alphonso Johnson claim in front of an audience of black businessmen, that he rescinded a HUD contract to a black contractor because the contractor didn't support Bush.

Then when the idiot found out that this practice was ILLEGAL and that Congress was going to investigate, Jackson claims that he made the whole story up.

He probably did make the story up seeing how the rejected contractor would have definitely came forward to help the investigation by now.

But it just shows the mindset of these stupid Uncle Toms.

Willing to screw a fellow black to make his beloved massa happy.

It's enough to turn your stomach.

Elmer's Brother said...

Conspiracy Bruthas is back!

S*it it's Macy Gray with pork chop sideburns!

I got some questions for you.

1. Is it true George Washington Carver made the first computer! out of a peanut? A PEA-NUT! and that the white man stole his idea?
2. Brother, when you get a minute, could I get a list of the words that trigger these fits?
3. Did the NBA really institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?
4. Is the entertainment industry really out to get Spike Lee? (I know what you're thinking even Cher's won an Oscar)!


Solid!

Mr. Ducky said...

Someone should ask Ducky to interview Beak. It may be more interesting and humerous than you would think.

beakerkin said...

Point of order

Uptown as you were the only person who did not sit for an interview and cooperate I will not answer any of your questions.

Ducky we have allready had a segment where the audience could ask questions way back when.

Brown My obligation is to my audience and if and when other posters ask for the next several chapters I will post them. I am on vacation in NYC.

FLORIAN said...

Uptown Steve is the real uncle tom. People like him continually set low expectations for blacks and minorities. I bet he thinks the no-child left behind act is a bad thing along with vouchers (he already admitted that to me before). He makes excuses for the bad behavior of blacks and doesn't condemn it. He complains about the prison population being mostly black--but won't address the real issues at how and why they get there. He doesn't condemn the over 70% out-of-wedlock birthrate of blacks, the perversly high genocidal murder rate of unborn black babies by their mothers, the hip-hop culture and it's negative influence on blacks, the lack of family values by his fellow bruthas, the ineptness of black men willing to take responsibility for their "playa" lifestyle as they spread their DNA around without being fathers or even helping raise their children, their high gang and street violence, their high dropout rates, their willingness and eagerness to always blame somebody else for their problems, their lack of self-control (especially when it comes to money and their debt--gotta have that bling!). I could go on, but it's pretty clear where he stands on all these issues. IT'S ALL DA WHITE MAN'S FAULT.

MissingLink said...

People like him continually set low expectations for blacks and minorities.
Keeping them where they belong hah?

uptownseteve said...

beaker sez

"Uptown as you were the only person who did not sit for an interview and cooperate I will not answer any of your questions."


LOL!!!!!!!!!

How didn't I cooperate beaker?

I answered your questions.

Maybe the result of the "interview" didn't turn out the way you planned, (with me stumbling for answers and you claiming victory over the angry black), and now you want to take your ball and go home.

Explain how I didn't cooperate and I'll be more than willing to comply now.

nanc said...

plucky, would you please interview beak?

uptownseteve said...

florian, you are a real clown.

"People like him continually set low expectations for blacks and minorities."

I guess that's why I spend $300 a month for afterschool teaching in math for my 10 year-old and I just watched my older son graduate from Howard U with a 3.2 GPA and a degree in Finance.

"I bet he thinks the no-child left behind act is a bad thing along with vouchers (he already admitted that to me before)."

Vouchers are merely a conservative plan to destroy public schools and does not benefit the majority of inner city public school students.

"He makes excuses for the bad behavior of blacks and doesn't condemn it."

You're a liar. As a law abiding, taxpaying citizen I do not excuse criminality from anyone... white, black, yellow, brown or otherwise.


"He complains about the prison population being mostly black"

The prison population is NOT mostly black LIAR and I challenge you once again to prove your assertion with hard evidence.

Which, of course, you WON'T.

The fact remains that most blacks in prison are there for non-violent drug related crimes even though whites use and deal drugs at 5 TIMES the rate of blacks.

That stat is confirmed by the US Center for Disease Control.

"--but won't address the real issues at how and why they get there. He doesn't condemn the over 70% out-of-wedlock birthrate of blacks,"

This "70% out of wedlock rate" is a lie that has taken on a life of it's own.

"70%" over what time period?

Last year? The last 5 years?

WHAT???

Let's see the hard evidence from a reputable source.

The HHS has reported that out of wedlock births for black teens has steadily DECLINED over the last 12 years and the rate for whites has INCREASED.

"the perversly high genocidal murder rate of unborn black babies by their mothers,"

One second you whine about out of wedlock births among blacks and the next you complain about black abortions.

Well, which is it florian?

"the hip-hop culture and it's negative influence on blacks,"

That's interesting because the preponderance of hip hop record purchases are by white suburban youth.

"the lack of family values by his fellow bruthas, the ineptness of black men willing to take responsibility for their "playa" lifestyle as they spread their DNA around without being fathers or even helping raise their children,"

You're a sick racist and just spewing stereotypes.

Over 50% of white marriages end in divorce so there are many white children growing up in fatherless homes.

Every black man I know is a devoted family man and dedicated to their wives and children

"their high gang and street violence, their high dropout rates,"

Higher than HISPANICS?

PUH-LEEZE.

PROVE IT.

" their willingness and eagerness to always blame somebody else for their problems, their lack of self-control (especially when it comes to money and their debt--gotta have that bling!). I could go on, but it's pretty clear where he stands on all these issues. IT'S ALL DA WHITE MAN'S FAULT"

YAWN.

Florian, it feeds your sick racist mindset to think that you are morally superior to blacks when most black people are middle classed and far more accomplished than you despite having to deal with America's stubborn and persistent racism.

I laugh at you.

FLORIAN said...

Hey Uptown! How would you know that most blacks have accomplished more than I have?

Do you consider recording a rap album filled with profanity and disrespect an "accomplishment"?

Do you consider having a foul mouth full of gold teeth and a body laced with tatoos an "accomplishment"?

Do you consider having high STD rates an "accomplishment"?

Do you consider driving a Lexus, wearing Armani suits and living in a $200,000 home, all while struggling to pay the bills an "accomplishment"?


Back to your abortion/out of wedlock question. Both are bad, but I tap my hat to the woman who is willing to raise a child instead of killing it. If that's the case her sperm donor should be shot or castrated for not taking responsibility.

uptownseteve said...

florian

"Hey Uptown! How would you know that most blacks have accomplished more than I have?"

What HAVE you accomplished?

You behave as if you are in a position to lecture blacks about our "behavior" when most blacks I know have overcome humble and oppressed circumstances to become successful and fulfilled citizens despite America's persistent racism.

People like YOU want to portray the black community as a mass of pathology and that is a racist lie.

"Do you consider recording a rap album filled with profanity and disrespect an "accomplishment"?"

How about a movie filled with profanity and disrespect which is standard fare for modern American entertainment?

Why aren't you compaling about that?

Maybe because most of these movies are produced, directed and scripted by white people.

Why aren't you decrying the "Sopranos" with the same energy that you condemn hip hop?

I'll wait patiently for your answer.

"Do you consider having a foul mouth full of gold teeth and a body laced with tatoos an "accomplishment"?"

I've seen white folks on TV with tatoos and piercings on every part of their bodies, so what is your point?

"Do you consider having high STD rates an "accomplishment"?'

Show me where STD rates are higher among blacks than any other group.

I'll wait patiently.

"Do you consider driving a Lexus, wearing Armani suits and living in a $200,000 home, all while struggling to pay the bills an "accomplishment"?"

God, you're an idiot.

I guess you are going to say this is typical "black behavior".

"Back to your abortion/out of wedlock question. Both are bad, but I tap my hat to the woman who is willing to raise a child instead of killing it. If that's the case her sperm donor should be shot or castrated for not taking responsibility."

Florian, let's see the rates of abortion per ethnic group.

FLORIAN said...

Guess what uptown!!!!!!!!
I'll be the first to admit that Whitey leads the pack far and above any other group for abortions--my problem is that the black community for decades was way more morally responsible than whites on most issues until recently. Blacks and Hispanics though lead in abortion rates as far as population percentages are concerned.

Sopranos!? Yes indeed! Good point. Another classic example of white filth.

I'll take it a step further--how about Quentin Tarantino and his constant use of the "n" word? Talk about sleazy.

HIV rates in blacks have been skyrocketing as of the last decade. You deny this?

At least I can honestly point out what is wrong with my group of people. Can you?

uptownseteve said...

"HIV rates in blacks have been skyrocketing as of the last decade. You deny this?

At least I can honestly point out what is wrong with my group of people. Can you?"

I don't know anyone affected with AIDS.

I'm sure that it's a problem among drug users and people who live a risky sexual lifestyle.

But those factors are not determined by race florian.

You want so bad to believe that white people are morally and otherwise superior to blacks and you're NOT.

nanc said...

flo is not white, steve - and as far as that goes i do not know who is. nobody will answer me when i ask who is considered white.

perhaps the "WHITES" will weigh in and let us know who they are.

beakerkin said...

Uptown

The name of the blog is still the Beak Speaks . Last I checked you are still on my site. You were rude and did not sit back and answer the questions like every other guest.

Number two on a practical level content is decided by me. If you wish to form your own blog and conduct interviews that is your right.

Your questions are boring and repeatative and have zero to do with any posts. In short you are owed nothing and will get nothing.

To be honest I do not think about you nor did I seek you out. To be honest I do not think much about the posters at FPM other then those that made the transition to the blogosphere. I do have fond memories and respect for some including Northern Steve, Mike and Batya and a few others.

I do not think about you in terms of victories as you are not an opponent or my equal. You are irrelevant at best and a fool at worst. I am glad that you are fond of the Williams sisters but they are still fugly in my opinion. Maria Sharpova makes more in endorsements so read into it what you wish.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I'm a mongrel mix of Cherokee, Irish, Scottish, and Saxon. I just want to come out of the mountains and pillage your villages. Is that so wrong?

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Ducky,

You may interview me.

::snicker::

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

You behave as if you are in a position to lecture blacks about our "behavior" when most blacks I know have overcome humble and oppressed circumstances to become successful and fulfilled citizens despite America's persistent racism.

And those that fail are because of America's persistent racism?

Yawn.

Warren said...

Stevie is more cartoonish than George Jefferson and dumber than a rock.

Stuff a sock in it, Steve!

Get your own damned blog and live your fantasy there.

Beak, I think its time for another troll abortion.

Mad Zionist said...

Uptown is an Uncle Tom. He could care less that blacks in America are poor and unemployed and in jail and on drugs and on welfare and dropped out of school and knocked up in record numbers because he and his COSBY SHOW crowd are detatched in outer suberbia.

He is in denial of the reality, cherry picking his opinions without facts, or sources, or links, or evidence of any kind except his well off Black "friends" living in White Picket Fence America.

He shows nothing but contempt for his people. He is a self-loathing, detatched, liberal elitest Bojangles just dancing for white America's approval while urinating on his own people.

Oh, but he teaches math. (LOL!!)

Crank up the organ grinder; Uptown Steve has a little performance coming. He's going to pretend the welfare king is really wearing clothes.

Mr. Ducky said...

Florian, I notice that when you attack you go right for the "rap album" technique.

Now is that fair? Are we assuming you're one of those idiot Latin Kings with spinner hubs who is blaring really pathetic crap salsa while he's gassing up?

No, you strike me as Cuban. Someone who thinks the U.S. will invade Cuba and make Castro give your useless couch potato bourgeois family all its stuff back.

FLORIAN said...

This is hilarious! Uptown is toast. He ought to create his own little fantasy blog in the mold of the Black Commentator. LOL what a riot that would be.

uptownseteve said...

mad zionist

Where are YOUR facts?

Another question.

Why do I upset you racist righties so much?

tee hee

FLORIAN said...

Ducky,
I'm not Cuban--not by a long shot. I'm a Spaniard through and thru. I don't listen to cheesy latin or salsa music or any of that other island bungo music from Puerto Rico, Cuba or Domincan Rep. I hate that stuff almost as much as rap and country. I'm more of a techno/trance listener.

As for Cuba--soon enough Castro will be feeding the worms and we'll see the Cuban in Miami return and claim what is rightfully theirs.

uptownseteve said...

One more point Zionist

If you can prove that the majority of black people in America are poor, criminals or on welfare as you suggest, then I will voulntarily leave this blog for good.

Go.

uptownseteve said...

florian

Still waiting for you to back up your assertions with facts.

Guess I'll be waiting a long time.

Mad Zionist said...

The onus of prrof is upon you, Uncle Tom. You have made allegations that the blacks are not suffering, you have made the allegation that the blacks are not involved in disproportionately high crime, drugs, poverty, etc. Therefore, YOU, are the one who must back yourself up with the facts.

Mrs. Tom is a lawyer in White Bread, USA, ask her for help if you can't make your case denying the plight of your own people.

Oh, and try not to flick your cigar ashes on the negro you have shining your shoes while you type, Uncle Tom.

FLORIAN said...

Uptown, reality speaks for itself--since you're so sheltered from it there isn't a need for me to spoon feed you any more.

Mr. Ducky said...

Reality speaks for itself?

Don't backpedal you fascist. Here's a hint, when you crap your pants every time you see a black kid dressing loose, that speaks to your character.

uptownseteve said...

mad zionist

Just like I thought.

You have no proof.

The majority of African Americans are middle classed.

It just makes you pathetic racist cowards feel good to believe that most blacks are
criminals and welfare recipients.

If you ever really had to confront your own failures and shortcomings honestly, you'd probably try to kill yourself.

The poverty rate for blacks is 21%

White people are 5 times more likely to have used or dealt drugs than blacks.

These figures are from the US Center of Disease Control b!tch.

Deal with it.

Mad Zionist said...

Yawn, LINKS, Uncle Tom, LINKS. You are spewing out ridiculous facts and you have no links to back them.

I suggest you tip your shoe shine boy, call your wife over at the law offices of Wonder Bread and Mayonaise, and ask her for help on how to prove your point that blacks are really, really not suffering from all the imaginary economic and social plights like everyone says.

Don't trip over your Sambo lawn jockey running for the phone.

uptownseteve said...

mad zionist

It's real easy to be a tough guy sitting in front of a keyboard.

Especially when you know that if we were face to face you'd get your hook nose straightened out real quick.

Rant on tough guy.

The only time you grow a set is when you sit in front of your computer.

tee hee

Mad Zionist said...

If we were face to face you'd get your hook nose straightened out real quick.

Sorry, but threatening me physically with an anti-Semitic stereotype doesn't prove your argument.

uptownseteve said...

But this does Irving


www.csdp.org/publicservice/kids.htm

Whites 5 times more likely to use and deal drugs than blacks

www.census.org

Go to section on income by race and you will see that last year the poverty rate for blacks was 22%

And of course, being the pathetic racist that you are you want to talk about blacks in jail.

Most blacks are in jail for non violent drug related crimes that white people get rehab and probation for.

The total US prison population last year was 2.2 million.

If 40% of that figure were black inmates that would amount to about 800,000.

There are 38 MILLION Black people in this country idiot.

I thought Jews were supposed to be smart.

Mad Zionist said...

LOL!!! "Common sense for DRUG POLICY!" That's your link? Please. Try and choose a reference that's not on the radical left payroll, Uncle Tom.

uptownseteve said...

ROTFLMBAO!!!!!

You racists are not to be believed.

Anything one who disagrees with you is a commie or traitor.

Any publication which prints FACTS that you don't want to deal with is on the "leftist" payroll.

Go dry off Irving.

You're all wet.

Mad Zionist said...

Funny that as you're dropping a turd on your fellow blacks who are poor and unemployed, calling other people who are interested in solutions for their misery "racists".

You are the racist, Uncle Tom. Call your wife again over at Wonderbread and Mayo and ask for some extra help explaining why American blacks are doing just fine...Just make sure you turn down your Pat Boone music so you can hear what she has to say.

Never forget your roots, Uncle Tom. You can't expect problems to go away by turning a blind eye.

uptownseteve said...

I haven't heard you mention anything about solutions.

I've only seen you attempting to portray an entire community as pathological and dysfunctional.

Oh by the way Irving, check the history of NYC and you will see in the early part of the century that it was mainly Jews in the ghettoes, dealing drugs, prostitution and street crime.

After the Civil Rights Act of 1964, the black middle class exploded. As did the number of black homeowners, business owners and college graduates.

We have a stagnant underclass among blacks mainly because the Government refuses to make the same investment in the black inner city as they did after WWII assisting the white urban ethnic and the rural white southerner enter the middle class.

I was born and raised in the inner city as did most of my black middle classed peers. And we got here by being twice as good as white racist mediocrities like you.

Like I said before, losers like you want so bad to believe all blacks are failing because it helps you to feel superior to SOMEBODY.

nanc said...

hicnic - if you measure wealth in money, you can have it all!

most of the people who blog here are hardworking people who tend well to their families and care about the plight of others. some are extremely charitable.

you should be banned for calling madzionist a "hook nose"! you wouldn't even last a hotflash if i were in charge of the delete button.

and enough already with the little trademark "teehee" - it's not cute and is usually attributed to girls in the third grade - or between two people of the same mind making a point to one another. you're piteeheeful!

uptownseteve said...

nanc

If I should be banned for calling zionist a hooknose, shouldn't he be banned for calling me Uncle Tom and Sambo?

If not, why not?

Mad Zionist said...

I am trying to force you to face reality. You are sipping champagne up in your Ivory Tower telling your fellow underpriveledged brothers to "Eat Cake", and then lashing out mindlessly at anyone who forces you to realize you can't wish away problems so that you can ease your own guilty concience.

I do care for my fellow Jews who are suffering, and I do look for solutions to their problems. I amy not always choose the solutions that everyone agrees with, but at least I don't ignore their suffering form my own priveledged convenience.

I believe that liberalism and white guilt has been responsible for the plight of the black community, others see it different. You, on the other hand, see nothing and hear nothing with your eyes closed just spitting out "whitey this" and "whitey that" and pretending all is well.

It isn't and you should be ashamed of yourself for being such a sellout, Uncle Tom.

Mad Zionist said...

And for the record, I do call you Uncle Tom for a reason. You are a black who has sold out your community. I never called you sambo, I made a reference to Sambo as a lawn jockey that a sellout like you would own on your front yard.

What is your explanation for "hook nose"? I never brought up black features, why did you choose to do that to me?

uptownseteve said...

zionist

I call you a "hooknose" for a reason. Because you leveled a racial slur toward me and one turn deserves another.

Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

Now, not that I'm expecting anything resembling intelligence from you but please explain to me how I "sold my community out".

You righties have a lot of difficulty with consistency.

First you claim that blacks regard success as "acting white".

Then when a black succeeds, you claim they "sold out their community".

Too funny.

Elmer's Brother said...

does uptown want tobasco on his white bread and mayo sandwich? just asking.

uptownseteve said...

Notice how you never see beamish, zionist or elmer in the room at the same time.

What a bunch of psychos.

And it's so much fun messing with ya!

nanc said...

well, up - i correspond occasionally with two of them and elbro is a christian with three children. if you had your own site, you could check out the ip addy to see for yourself. besides, if you'd been here long enough you'd know I'M a figment of beamish' imagination.

Mad Zionist said...

You aren't an Uncle Tom because you have money. You are an Uncle Tom because you are blind to the fact that so many blacks are poor, in jail, born out of wedlock, victims of black on black crime, unemployed, on welfare, and dropped out of society.

You have apparantly done well, hang out with others who have prospered, and are now too high and mighty to be bothered with the fact that a disturbingly high percentage of blacks aren't doing well at all. For these reasons, yes, you are clearly an Uncle Tom.

uptownseteve said...

no nanc

I'm not leaving until beaker produces my exact quote to LaShawn Barber.

I told him and the board if he produces my exact quote then I will leave this blog voluntarily and never return.

But beak won't do it because then he will be exposed as a liar.

See how this works?

uptownseteve said...

mad zionist

You don't know $hit about how I live my life, who my friends are, who I socialize with or my work in the community.

And you didn't answer the question.

How have I sold my community out as you claimed?

Guess what idiot.

The majority of welfare recipients, drug abusers and prisoners are WHITE!!!

I am well aware of how these problems disproportionately affect black people and I am more than familiar with the ghetto as I was born and raised there.

But you merely want your sick racism corroborated by me stating that most blacks are failing at that is a lie.

There are many black people doing fantastic things in this country and it 's not in sports or music either.

I see black success and excellence every day and I want my poor brothers and sisters in the ghettoes to be a part of it.

If it makes you feel good or better about your own miserable existence to feel that all blacks are suffering be my guest.

I'll just continue to laugh at you like always.

Elmer's Brother said...

I'm just the comic relief uptown and you're the kid who keeps ending up in the wrong part of the neighborhood, gets a beating and decides to come back for more.

OOOHhh maybe we are all the same person. Wouldn't that be scary, Conspiracy Brother?

But if you mess with the 'fro, you got to go.

Elmers Brother: Are you telling me there really is a Man'?

Conspiracy Brother: What do you think? Things don't just happen by accident! Sometimes people - mostly *white* people - make things happen!

Elmers Brother: So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true?

Conspiracy Brother: Of course!

Elmers Brother: Then O.J. really didn't do it?

[Everyone looks away and mumbles]

uptownseteve said...

LOL!!!

A beating??

I've been smacking you clowns around from the first day I got here.

This obsession with OJ is silly.

Robert Blake, Phil Spector and Claus Von Bulow all got away with murder but all morons like you want to rant about is OJ.

That's right, the other guys are white.

Mr. Ducky said...

Oh, the mad_zionist (completely redundant) refers to a "lawn jockey" what ever and it's ok cause he was just funnin'.

He's too stupid to take up the question of why blacks might be in prison....inconsistent enforcement of our drug laws?

So don't go giving us the freakin' tone "zionist"(LMFAO). You've been speaking in code, you know it and you're a racist punk.

Mr. Ducky said...

Elmer, don't worry. O.J.'s too freakin' rich to visit your Hee-Haw neighborhood.

Worry about that white trash hanging around the meth lab.

Why do blacks get busted for crack at a much higher rate than you methhead crackers get pinched for your drug of choice? That's always made me curious.

Elmer's Brother said...

uppity lacks a sense of humor too. Poor fellow walking away with bruises and no funny bone. Shame really. It's from the movie undercover brother, conspiracy brother, NOW answer my question about what words trigger these fits of yours.

Elmer's Brother said...

Now I'll post as Mr. Beamish:

It's not really a conspiracy, but when God decided to expand the definition of reality to include things other than Himself, He made the Universe in such a way that those within it can linearly percieve order and causation, and make quantative comparisons.

It is because of this that stupidity, one of the unifying traits of all leftists, is noticed.

God created stupidity. Man parcelled stupidity into an ideology and called it leftism.

Mr. Ducky said...

"but when God decided to expand the definition of reality to include things other than Himself"

Spinoza says no can do.

Elmer's Brother said...

Now I'm Madz:

You aren't an Uncle Tom because you have money. You are an Uncle Tom because you are blind to the fact that so many blacks are poor, in jail, born out of wedlock, victims of black on black crime, unemployed, on welfare, and dropped out of society.

Elmer's Brother said...

Dayam are those you're teeth on the ground uppity! Let me get those for you.

Solid!

nanc said...

now i'm me being beamish being me being beamish, "have uu ever fooled anybody into believing uu'r not a moron?"

uptownseteve said...

ducky

When you come on this blog or FPM do you sometimes feel like Joe Louis taking on the "Bum of the Week"?

The clowns come one after another and either walk into straight rights or jump around hysterically like village idiots.

Now it's elmer's turn on stage.

Whose next?

DONAL?

nanc said...

boxing is stupid and should be outlawed. sorry guys, you know how i love golf!

i love it when elbro and i have the same day off. soooo good to tag your hiney up.

nanc said...
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Elmer's Brother said...

who am I now? huh? huh?

uptownseteve said...

Go 'head elmer.

Ride that pony til it drops.

You've got nothin' else.

tee hee

Elmer's Brother said...

okay I'll just pretend it's Max Schmeling, it's 1933 and we're at the Golden Gloves in Boston..now pick yourself up off the floor it's embarrassing

Mr. Ducky said...

Well in Elmer's case I believe black achievment threatens him. Now that the black middle class is rising and their income has passed his it's been a bitter pill to swallow.

nanc said...

leave it to beamish?

beamish with children?

the young and the beamish?

okay, i give...

Elmer's Brother said...

Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.

Elmer's Brother said...

How do you know I'm not black Ducky?

nanc said...

a high income does not indicate class, plucky. it is tacky to talk about how much money you have if all you're doing is rubbing it in the face of another. i believe you've had your face rubbed in that a time or two just in the last month or so.

have you ever heard of having a wealth of character? i didn't think so.

Elmer's Brother said...

Okay now I will care for just one moment what Conspiracy Brother and Ducky think of me....done.

nanc said...

boxers are not known for their brain power - how smart does a person have to be to be willing to have the crappe knocked out of theirselves on a regular basis?

lump-ta-dump-ta-dumb-dumb!

uptownseteve said...

nanc

There you go again, pulling lies out of your backside and throwing them.

Where did mention anything about how much money I have?

Elmer's Brother said...

hey some of my best friends are white...

nanc said...

i was talking to plucky, if you don't mind - he likes to remind everybody of their monetary place in society.

nanc said...

if some of my friends and relatives are white they haven't told me. i'm still trying to get a good definition of "white". i can say i do have a black bro-in-law - for sure! i've seen him.

Elmer's Brother said...

Hey Conspiracy Brother, your rent's due! Now don't be pulling that falling down the stairs s*it on me again, you hear! Now you conscious! Every month, the same thang, I'm talking to the landlord.

BEAK!

Mr. Ducky said...

nanc, I said nothing of the sort. I merely mentioned that Beamish (a.k.a. Elmer) is upset that the income of the black middle class is rising faster than his.

He must portray blacks as failures in order to justify his own limited means.

Elmer's Brother said...

wow all that from some movie quotes...very good Ducky.

uptownseteve said...

I think elmer is beaker.

Yo beaker, where's my threat to LaShawn you liar!!!

nanc said...

ehhhhhhhhh! wrong again. i'm beak. i just fooled you with the good spelling.

Elmer's Brother said...

ask Ducky it's probably with his rectal thermometer

the merry widow said...

Oh, multiple personalities? Wow! Pretty talented you two! EB can't possibly be Beaker! Beaker, bless his heart is dyslexic, you can tell by his spelling!

tmw

uptownseteve said...

OOOOOOOoooo I think I nailed it.

It IS beaker.

What a loser.

He has to masquerade as other posters to make it seem as if people are visiting his blog.

Hilarious.

the merry widow said...

YOU. ARE. AN. IDIOT! It is not Beaker, I have conversed with both and they are not the same person! I make a joke and you take it seriously. Where is your sense of humor? Do you have one? Just because EB, will imitate someone does not make him them! Mr. Beamish has a completely different way of viewing something, so does MadZ! If you cannot distinguish between them, you are dense! Next you'll confuse me with Esther or SheDesigns or something else equally improbable!

tmw

uptownseteve said...

tmw

I have a feeling that you converse with disembodied voices often as well.

Why are you so upset?

Truth is painful, isn't it?

tee hee

nanc said...

i might be the merry widow too, if you think too long and hard about it...

nanc said...

beak can come in and straighten this mess out and tell us all where we're plugging from - that what you want, up?

Elmer's Brother said...

yes I guess I have some explaining to do with myself...you know the NT verses on my blog....

nanc said...

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

you mean you're a non-religious messianic jew? wow, who'd've thought?

Elmer's Brother said...

nanc sssshhhh you're not supposed to tell anyone!

Elmer's Brother said...

I hope Beak doesn't straighten it out...I like the theme from the X-files playing in the background

the merry widow said...

Nanc- hahahahahaha! I don't have the right something to be you! It's special and hard to pin down, but it is the essence of you!
uppity-No, can't say I have heard disembodied voices, unless you count my daughter's conversations coming through the vents! Sometimes truth is painful, but constant anger is bad for your health! Are you a Type A personality with the need to drive and dominate? My late was, but his was tempered by a healthy dose of Holy Spirit and love.

tmw

nanc said...

then i'll keep being beamish being me being beamish being elbro being beak being warren, yeah warren too! that's the ticket!

nanc said...

yup, i'm going to let warren take the rap for this - i'm outta here and you haven't seen me today...

Mad Zionist said...

Ducky, I get the impression you don't care for me much. Well, just so you know, I went to the Jerk Store and they're out of YOU.

Mad Zionist said...

Uptown, I've come to realize that you're just a simpleton. Your arguments are consistently infintile, ignorant and repetative. Continue on, Mr. Bojangles, the dance floor is yours: amuse the crowd.

nanc said...

well, madze, that would be fine if he WERE the entertainment, but alas he is a buffoon and not much fun to watch...well unless you're talking about that little mouse in "the green mile"?

the merry widow said...

MadZ- Never was much for tap dancing, to many lessons when I was young.
Think I'll stroll over to the gun show, interesting wares.

tmw

Elmer's Brother said...

Has anyone seen Beak or Mr. Beamish?

Oh I'm right here.

nanc said...

no, i'm not!

nanc said...

time to scatter - the dogeater is home - yikes!

i think i'm going to go be flo now...

beakerkin said...

Uptown has lost his marbles. My posts originate from VT and Elmer's Brother orinates from AZ.
This stupidity is par for the course when one is dealing with Uptown.

Lets see he is banned from La Shawn's site so he wants me to handle his problems with La Shawn. Maybe Uptown thinks I am La Shawn as well. Then again Uptown may think I am David Yeagley as well.

Sorry Uptown you need to learn how to read a site meter. Speaking of which you claim to be in VA but the Site meter reads Fairpoint NY.

nanc said...

arkansas here.

Elmer's Brother said...

Beak if it wasn't for all the fun I had today I wouldn't put up with these pieces of *hit.

Elmer's Brother said...

VT and AZ are close.

the merry widow said...

Fla., meself!
Beaker- Glad you made it home in one piece! Was concerned.
uppity-Beaker is pretty clever, but last I looked, he doesn't have G*D's ability to be in many places at the same time!

tmw

nanc said...

i wasn't having any fun at all. i was serious about everything i said.

tmw - at least we know he's in our hearts at all times. no matter where he's off to!

nanc said...

just out of curiousity - i only saw yeagley's name once in this thread. how does he figure into the deal?

the merry widow said...

Good night all, pleasant dreams! Beaker- Don't push, it'll come back with a vengence! Sleeping with a sprained neck is going to be a challenge!

tmw

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

There is no Beamish but Beamish, and Muhammad isn't Beamish.

Warren said...

Steve, I realize that you have no sense of shame, or reality for that matter. Don't you think its time for you to go and do whatever it is that morons do when they're not being trolls?

Elmer's Brother said...

Sir Warren I think he needs to cleanse his bowels.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Elmer's Brother,

Ducky and Uptownseteve both suffer from the intellect-sapping brain decay unique to all leftists, making it particularly unlikely that you'll find yourself with company if you attempt intelligent conversation with either of them.

Leftists simply aren't capable of rational thought, as proved by the fact that they are leftists, a political position that is anathema to rationalism.

To those leftists who wish to dispute this, I will concede that leftists might be capable of rational thought IF they will explain to me why leftists never engage in rational thought in front of witnesses.

Anyway, I really don't care for discussions of "racism" in America. It's kind of like discussing the existence of pixies - it's all fine and dandy until someone asks for proof.

I've already deconstructed Uptownseteve's jive - every black failure in America is due to racism / every black success in America is in spite of racism - there just isn't enough oomph in those thoughts to credit any brainpower behind them. It's boring.

Ducky on the other hand requires no deconstruction, wearing as he does his stupidity like a badge.

nanc said...

elbro - bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh - stand wayyyyyy back!

beamish - are you telling me there are no such thing as pixies? wait until i tell my neighbor!

for uu: try the cabernet. so much better than the whine you prefer.

Warren said...

He ought to try the Ex-Lax!

Elmer's Brother said...

ex lax? He'll need a colonic or some colon blow for that.

the merry widow said...

I thought that was what he was doing here! It must be really backed up to produce the spew I try to walk around, kind of like fresh cow-patties. Biologically neccessary, but to be avoided. If he doesn't spew, he'll have a coronary or stroke, you can't internalize that kind of bile without killing yourself. My late used to say that if you want to see what was inside a cup, jostle it and see what comes out!

tmw

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Nanc,

No pixies, and no racism. And to complete the trifecta, there are no intelligent leftists either.