Monday, May 08, 2006

Blog News

From this day forward John Brown will be limited to two posts. The exception is the Black Book Series where he may make unlimited excuses er comments.

Dr Yeagley has asked me to return to the forum section of Bad Eagle. It seems having a Jewish forum with no Jews didn't work. The best alternative is for MZ to link his posts there as I seldom post on Jewish subjects. I may ask MZ to do a second interview at Bad Eagle. My return to Bad Eagle will not impact this blog.

I am working on an interview with our newest Community member Florian Guerrero. I do not think Florian has seen a Beakerkin style interview so it will be fun . On Thursday the Silver Surfer will sit for an interview.

If my strength permits I will run Chapter 2 of the Black Book tonight Felix the Butcher.

26 comments:

FLORIAN said...

"I do not think Florian has seen a Beakerkin style interview so it will be fun".

Uh-oh! Am I in for a big surprise? Just don't gill me like poor John Roberts was grilled by Joe Bidden! LOL.

nanc said...

go check out the march archives, flo - there were some great ones - see orangeducks in particular - our man in iraq. madzionist was also a classic. mine was the best! or so i've paid people to say...

beakerkin said...

Florian

I am about a third of the way done and your interview will appear shortly. I started this as a Mr Beamish segment and the idea took off.

Sometimes you should experiment with new formats. This weekend will be a roast of Mr Beamish.
The cyber roast started as a celebration of my 500th post.

FLORIAN said...

500 posts!? Wow! That's quite an accomplishment. And as I go back through your archives I see that your readership has increased exponentially! These are great ideas Beaker.

Always On Watch said...

Florian,
Uh-oh! Am I in for a big surprise?

I was the first to sit for a Beakerkin interview. Great fun! However, a few of the questions were deep, so I had to type my response to those into Word, then copy-and-paste. I highly recommend that method. There's nothing worse than a Blogger glitch and losing several paragraphs.

nanc said...

are you going to ask flo who his favorite moonbats are at fpm? i know he likes stompin' eggnesto soup into the mud!

Always On Watch said...

Beak,
This weekend will be a roast of Mr Beamish.

What I've been waiting for! I have previous commitments this Friday and Saturday nights, but will catch up as I can.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I have a question for the Silver Surfer interview.

In Fantastic Four # 48-50, the Surfer fought the Thing (who then could only lift 15 tons) and acted like he took an ass-whoopin'. Is it becoming of a Herald of Galactus'impending destruction of a planet to take an ass-whoopin' from one of the dumbest characters in the Marvel Universe?

Does the shame still sting?

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I will be participating in the roast of Mr. Beamish as well. That guy needs to be taken down a peg or two.

nanc said...

seven.

Mad Zionist said...

Are you really interviewing SILVER Surfer, Beak? Or do you mean SOLID Surfer, instead?

Solid Surfer said...

Yep, it's me

nanc said...

i thought so, but didn't want to be the first to ask. leave it to madze to have the gutz!

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Oh well hell. If it was the Silver Surfer, my question would have made sense.

Oh hell, ask it anyway.

the merry widow said...

Mr. Beamish- I believe Silver Surfer was not only ashamed but extremely guilt ridden, remember the only reason he did it was to save his own planet from destruction! Galactus didn't leave any wiggle room. In a way he may have been relieved that someone stopped him from fulfilling his "duties". S.S. didn't like G. very much(who would?) So he probably secretly admired the Thing for stopping an atrocity.
Good morning all!

tmw

beakerkin said...

MZ

That was a fruedian slip and it is the Solid surfer. Now it would be an even greater freat to interview the Silver Surfer as he is a fctional charachter.

I will run a solid Surfer interview Thursday.

Sorry there Solid Surfer just call it interviewer dementia.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

The Merry Widow,

Respectfully, the Silver Surfer was a Herald of Galactus, and while he was one of the more noble of the Heralds for spending centuries actively seeking to lead Galactus to uninhabited planets for him to eat / destroy, he was the one to lead Galactus to Earth when the Impossible Man's and the Skrull homeworld were still around. The Marvel Universe has plenty of inhabited planets that the Surfer could have led Galactus to eat if he so inclined. But he chose Earth. And as a Herald, it was his solemn duty to come to Earth, kick everyone's ass so Galactus can put Earth in a giant Jack Kirby microwave oven and cook it until the kernels stop popping. But no... he let the Thing whip his silvery ass. The Silver Surfer, who's own infinitesimal ability to tap the Power Cosmic can warp time and space itself, versus a big guy made of orange rocks who then could barely pick up an armored car.

That's like Mike Tyson losing a fight to Poppa Smurf.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Beakerkin,

According to the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, every possible reality exists in a different timestream, so there is a reality where Beakerkin and the Silver Surfer are members of the Avengers.

the merry widow said...

Mr. Beamish, yes Silver Surfer was one of the noblist, but if I remember he was eventually fired from his job by big G., for his attitude. Now what special powers would you ascribe to Beakerkin? You know him better, or would you assign random powers and work from there? When do you go to bed? I would be a zombie if I got so little! Would our Beaker be best friends with Silver Surfer? Who else would be on the team? Ironman? Goliath? Scarlet Witch? her husband? Capt. America?
Good morning all!

tmw

beakerkin said...

Mr Beamish

Speking of the Thing has MZ found out about his stepping out of the Semitic closet. There is apparently a Jewish Superhero after all and he doesn't look Jewish.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Beakerkin,

Jews created the superhero comic book industry. (No, I'm not kidding.)

The Thing is Jewish, but there are others!

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

TMW,

Now what special powers would you ascribe to Beakerkin?

Beakerkin would have a powered adamantium battle armor suit and carry a gigantic Super Soaker full of Visine to kill communists with.

Genetically altered by the Weapon XIII program, Beakerkin can regenerate from injuries at rapid speed, and has retractable claws in his forehead.

In the Earth-52006 Marvel Universe, Beakerkin has not yet met Silver Surfer, but he once slapped Thor, Hercules, and the Hulk around for making fun of his costume.

the merry widow said...

Mr. Prez-to-be I believe the claws are in his elbows! A raking strike across the face would definitely be intimidating!
Good morning and G*D give you a blessed day!

tmw

bum from jersey said...

After a two week hiatus from anything internet related, I come back to read your blog and feel like I am in high school again. John Brown (US History), Silver Surfer (Marvel Comics), who are these people?! lol. good stuff man.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I had a blessed day today and didn't know why... thanks Merry Widow :)

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