Monday, May 29, 2006

Random News

Iranian writer Amil will sit for an interview when he returns to the USA. The Beloved Rav Roov is a pain the the rear end and is nearly impossible to get for an interview. He is unfamiliar with blogger and insists on live posts. He tends to be somewhat long winded but humorous.

I celebrated my birthday with my family and family friends. I hate pictures but had a great time when the cashier ID Rav Roovs son for slurpees. You got Id kid those slurpees are for 18 year old. The poor kid looked at me and I pretended not to know him.

The most wanted interview list

1 Jason Pappas
2 Farmer John
3 Mustang
4 Jeff Bargholz
5 Mark Alexander
6 Woman Honor Thyself
7 Jingoist
8 Ecology
9 Mike of Mike's America
10 Pim's Ghost.

Amil is on the top and I am trying to find a way to schedule him. This is an important interview and all of you need to pay attention. This is a rare chance to hear about Iran from a Native.

5 comments:

Esther said...

Glad you had a great birthday, Beak! So did your ID pass with the clerk? ;)

JINGOIST said...

When was your birthday Beak? Mine was yesterday. Don't tell me we have the same day. The 28th?

Morgan

beakerkin said...

The clerk didn't even give me a second glance as I look too stern.

Other then my disasterous trip to Canada to get breast cancer medication for my mom I command respect.

I heard rumors the drug store in Canada serves the local community in Richford. The crossing is not well traveled and I have NYC plates.

" What you doing at this border crossing ? "

" I am going to Chez Dianne's ( the notorious topless bar)"

" Well boy you are out of luck the bar is closed until Monday "

" Its okay I have no life and will wait".

I got to the drug store and the pharmacist said you aren't from Richford or VT. Unfortunately, my mothers cancer medication is also used on the black market by body builders.

It also is used for ferrets so I asked I can make mother into a ferret. The pharmacist said don't even think of trying to make your mother into a ferret.

My father swears that the pharmacy will take his order. I do not think the border guard will but that he is taking my mother to the topless bar.

On the way back the Americans asked what I was doing in Canada.
I told him I was at the topless bar.

"Don't you know its close on Sunday."

"Officer I went to NYC public school and don't follow directions
well"

" Get out of here you moron and don't come back"

Thus ended my trip to Canada.

elmers brother said...

Beak leave all the butt screwing to the other guys.

beakerkin said...

Well Ducky it didn't happen. The situation in Canada is one where we have allowed socialist to spong off our talent. However a savings is a savings and it did not happen.
If my parents get the meds more power to them.

The real answer is Canada and other countries are not paying their fare share.