Monday, February 18, 2008

1500 Posts and Counting How well do you know the Beak

1 Who is this blog named after?
2 The mascot of this blog is named?
3 What historical incedents was Beakerkin an eyewitness to
4 What states has the Federal Government sent Beakerkin to?
5 What did Beakerkin do prior to joining the US Government
6 Has Beakerkin ever been associated with the JDL or Kahane
7 Who is Beakerkin's favorite author?
8 What is the name of Beakerkin's Cat? What odd food item does this strange feline demand at 2AM?
9 What was the blog name for Beakerkin's alcoholic girlfriend? What spot did I hide the alcohol that was later discovered by my girlfriend?
10 What teams does Beakerkin root for?
11 What type of pet does Beakerkin own in adition to the cat?
12 What food does Beakerkin loathe?
13 Did Beakerkin ever serve in the military?
14 What political group does Beakerkin describe as too stupid to be evil?
15 Why were certain commenters dubbed 167 and 147
16 What type of political group does Beakerkin describe as the bane of evil communists
17 What animal did Beakerkin search all over Vermont to see? When he went to San Diego what type of bird did he look for and find?
18 Who are Beakerkin's three favorite actors
19 What famous person is Beakerkin distantly related to.
20 What artist does Beakerkin love and Ducky loathe?
21 What Woody Allen film does Beakerkin describe as an abomination?
22 Why does Beakerkin get excellent service in Hotels and resturants?
23 What fast food chain does Beakerkin worship? What one did he search for on his 11 week trip
and finally get to in NYC? What CA hamburger chain did Beakerkin claim was the best?
24 What food item did Beakerkin drive all the way to Montreal to bring home while in VT?
25 What type of Bird does Beakerkin loathe and claim all NYC residents have a secret desire to Cook.

18 comments:

nanc said...

1 Who is this blog named after?

his brother.

2 The mascot of this blog is named?

beaker, from the muppet show.

3 What historical incedents was Beakerkin an eyewitness to

both trade center attacks.

4 What states has the Federal Government sent Beakerkin to?

vermont, missouri, california, georgia and...

5 What did Beakerkin do prior to joining the US Government

worked in the design/fashion industry.

6 Has Beakerkin ever been associated with the JDL or Kahane

no.

7 Who is Beakerkin's favorite author?

richard poe?

8 What is the name of Beakerkin's Cat? What odd food item does this strange feline demand at 2AM?

earl. cannot remember the other.

9 What was the blog name for Beakerkin's alcoholic girlfriend?

northwind.

What spot did I hide the alcohol that was later discovered by my girlfriend?

dunno.

10 What teams does Beakerkin root for?

tiger woods!

11 What type of pet does Beakerkin own in adition to the cat?

do you have a new pet?

12 What food does Beakerkin loathe?

tunafish?

13 Did Beakerkin ever serve in the military?

no.

14 What political group does Beakerkin describe as too stupid to be evil?

democrats?

15 Why were certain commenters dubbed 167 and 147

all i know is one ended up with aids.

16 What type of political group does Beakerkin describe as the bane of evil communists

christian conservatives?

17 What animal did Beakerkin search all over Vermont to see? When he went to San Diego what type of bird did he look for and find?

some sort of turtle.

18 Who are Beakerkin's three favorite actors

dunno.

19 What famous person is Beakerkin distantly related to.

barbra streisand.

20 What artist does Beakerkin love and Ducky loathe?

dunno.

21 What Woody Allen film does Beakerkin describe as an abomination?

all of them.

22 Why does Beakerkin get excellent service in Hotels and resturants?

his green eyes and alabaster skin?

23 What fast food chain does Beakerkin worship? What one did he search for on his 11 week trip
and finally get to in NYC? What CA hamburger chain did Beakerkin claim was the best?

dunno.

24 What food item did Beakerkin drive all the way to Montreal to bring home while in VT?

bagels.

25 What type of Bird does Beakerkin loathe and claim all NYC residents have a secret desire to Cook.

pigeons.

DO I WIN?!?

beakerkin said...

Nanc That was impressive
1 Is correct 2 Is 90% correct it is Beakerambo 3,4,5,6 and 7 are correct

8 My cat's name was Earl. He demands liverwurst at 2 AM. Oddly he may be the only cat that loves organ meat.

9 The name of my alcoholic girlfriend
was Northwind. I hid the alcohol at the bottom of 50lb bags of Kittylitter

10 Not even close

beakerkin said...

11 and 12 are wrong

13 is correct

14 and 15 are wrong

167 Did end up with Aids.

16 Is wrong

17 I correct it was a soft shelled turtle that I saw in GA. We will see if someone can remember what I looked for and found in CA.

18 Not close

19 Is correct and the source of much embarassment.

20 Someone will get this one.

21 I have one film I despise in particular.

22 My coworkers made that claim.

23 Someone will get this one

24 Very close it was a Jewish food

25 Some NYC types love pidgeons, however there is one feathered pest
that I have a secret fantasy of cooking.

You do win as some of those answers were fairly tough.

Lets see if anyone can get the remaining ones.

What type of cat likes organ meat?

The Merry Widow said...

Cats are carnivores, in the wild(Earl)animals go after organ meat because of minerals.
16-libertarians
20-Monet or Degas
22-Because he actually talks to and jokes with the servers(plus he knows how to tip)
10-ANY NYC team
23-Kentucky Fried,Popeyes,Fatburger or Hooters
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw

beakerkin said...

TMW

16 Is Correct
22 Is also correct, but some coworkers think it is about complexion
23 Is 100% correct. I do not like Hooters. I looked all over for an Arby's but found one on NYC where they are scarce.

I am surprised about the art bit because the Duck and I have fought on this one.

You have explained Earl's odd taste in Organ meat. He does like Liverworst and odd cuts that I wouldn't touch. He also is fond of chopped liver with eggs and I do not go near the stuff.

Ducky's Here said...

1 Who is this blog named after?

Beak himself and his Durante like schnoz.

2 The mascot of this blog is named?

Beamish

3 What historical incidents was Beakerkin an eyewitness to

The 9/11 attack and the Yankees utter collapse in Game 7 against the Red Sox.

4 What states has the Federal Government sent Beakerkin to?

Vermont and Georgia and one in the west.

5 What did Beakerkin do prior to joining the US Government

He was a labor scab pushing a dress rack in the garment district.

6 Has Beakerkin ever been associated with the JDL or Kahane

No, Beak thinks Likud is sufficiently extreme in denying human rights.

7 Who is Beakerkin's favorite author?

William Faulkner. (Extra credit: Ducky is making what film reference clued by my avatar)

8 What is the name of Beakerkin's Cat? What odd food item does this strange feline demand at 2AM?

Foulwind. Mango fruit pops.

9 What was the blog name for Beakerkin's alcoholic girlfriend? What spot did I hide the alcohol that was later discovered by my girlfriend?

Jihadwatch.com

10 What teams does Beakerkin root for?

AC Milan, Spartak and the Zimbabwean national cricket team.

11 What type of pet does Beakerkin own in adition to the cat?

A turtle

12 What food does Beakerkin loathe?

Potato knishes. Yum.

13 Did Beakerkin ever serve in the military?

No.

14 What political group does Beakerkin describe as too stupid to be evil?

The Libertarian Party

15 Why were certain commenters dubbed 167 and 147

Don't know. Number of posts allowed before you banned them?

16 What type of political group does Beakerkin describe as the bane of evil communists.

Various world Fascist and white supremacy groups.

17 What animal did Beakerkin search all over Vermont to see? When he went to San Diego what type of bird did he look for and find?

A ring tailed lemur.

18 Who are Beakerkin's three favorite actors

Setsuko Hara, Jean Gabin, Marcello Mastroianni.

19 What famous person is Beakerkin distantly related to.

Leon Trotsky

20 What artist does Beakerkin love and Ducky loathe?

Renoir, although I don't loath Renoir. I just can't condone blatant sentimentality in the arts.


21 What Woody Allen film does Beakerkin describe as an abomination?

Everything after "Hannah and Her Sisters" is pretty lame.

22 Why does Beakerkin get excellent service in Hotels and resturants?

He tips 50%

23 What fast food chain does Beakerkin worship? What one did he search for on his 11 week trip
and finally get to in NYC? What CA hamburger chain did Beakerkin claim was the best?

Carls Jr. Beak just can't stay away from a good Fascist owned chain.

24 What food item did Beakerkin drive all the way to Montreal to bring home while in VT?

An anchovy and pineapple thick crust pizza.

25 What type of Bird does Beakerkin loathe and claim all NYC residents have a secret desire to Cook.

Squab.

Farmer John said...

20. Renoir?

21. Annie Hall?

14. CPUSA?

15. Bragged IQs.

18. The Baldwin brothers (LOL!)

10. Spankee's?

beakerkin said...

The Duck is correct I have a turtle named Barron for 28 years.
He is also correct about what artist I like and he loathes.

The rest is pretty funny.

Farmer John

Got the IQ# question and Renoir right.

Anarchists are considered too stupid to be evil

The Front is the worst Woody Allen film.

Mr. Beamish the Kakistocrat said...

Congrats on 1500 posts!

Farmer John said...

I think mr. ducky would qualify as knowing you well enough to be a "close relative".

Farmer John said...

btw - I hear renegade eye has a new favorite composer... ;-)

beakerkin said...

Thanks Mr B

Farmer that was classic but Ren will swear that he is an American, not.

nanc said...

dayam! i forgot about the renoir!

who's ahead?

nanc said...

it is bagels!

i remember you and northern steve going rounds on the bagel thing at fpm!

i should get at least a fifty percent on this one.

Z said...

related to Streisand?

Congratulations, Beak......what a milestone!

I have a new one:

What dope had to have a car accident and end up in the hospital the day she was supposed to meet Beak?

Mr. Beamish the Kakistocrat said...

Russian rap music?

This is as good as the Iraqi dance music that sampled the BeeGees.

American culture wins again.

beakerkin said...

Z

Nanc is quite correct amazing in recalling Streisand is a distant blood relative. Her great grandmother
and mine were sisters. This is by no means a close relationship.

An old friend of this blog Esther posted on the subject of Streisand. Some of you thought it was a joke, but my Nephew Drummaster pointed out that she is distantly related.

Do not feel bad about missing me in LA. The only poster I have ever met is Drummaster. Maybe someday I will bump into Pam in NYC. She may not recall who I am.

Z said...

I will always feel badly about missing you in LA.

"People....people who need people.............." oy. WHO KNEW?