Yesterday on AOW's site our bird brained friend endorsed Sharia. He seems to fear the imposition of Christianity into law , but harbors no such fears about Sharia.
Does the Duck endorse execution of homosexuals?
Does the Duck endorse amputations?
Does the Duck endorse flogging?
Does the Duck endorse Jim Crow mathamatics with womens testimony being half of a mans and non Muslims being half of a Muslim?
Does the Duck endorse special clothing for non believers?
Does the Duck endorse stoning for adulterers? Do not worry Bill from Chappaqua.
Does the Duck endorse religious police to harass and spy on people just like his vaunted Cuban Block Patrol?
Of course if Ducky likes Sharia so much the dominant part of society could arange a taste of it for him.
All Communists must wear Neon Red with a turd shaped lapel. Communists can be beaten for any reason and would be prohibited from owning weapons.
Communists can not create or fix new Universities.
Communist must also give non Communists fifty percent of their earnings and can be exiled at any time.
One third of all Commie Children are to be sent to the Oral Roberts accademy where they will learn Christianity and how to kill Communists.
In Islam the offending organ is amputated so all Commies must report for labotomies.
John Brown seems to have gotten a head start on this.
Commies will be tried in courts governed by Liberterians who will rule them with Kangaroo style justice modeled on the Slansky trial.
Sorry Duck but it seems you have been using your brain as a Coat rack.
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More like a pants hanger!
Can I be the judge who decides punishment? 4 years in a Bible study, for starters...ROFLOL!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
TMW
We will remand the Duck to you for Bible study start with the part about render to Ceasar.
Would Ducky be plucked under Sharia law?
He should be. I like my version of Sharia law for Marxists
Beaker- You requested it, here I am.
For plucky's intro to sharia law;
For his lobotomy we would NOT use a hospital, doctors, nurses, blood transfusions, anesthesia or sterile surgical instruments. Instead we would use rocks, and the patient is unlikely to survive the procedure.
tmw
Does the Duck endorse flogging?
He only endorses it if he can wear a leather thong and sing "YMCA" at the same time.
I think most of us would be plucked under sharia law.
Ducky seems to believe that sharia is cultural and not religious.
For someone who is obviously intelligent, I don't understand this confusion.
come on AC he got fed a steady diet of confusion in college.
I am with AC as the Duck is guilty of Judeo-Christian bashing. How the Duck rails against theocracy and then trivializes Sharia remains a mystery. This could be Mad Duck's syndrome.
Ducky Crom is the God of Conan the Barbarian who cares little about the affairs of men.
Jim Crow mathematics an infidels testimony is worth half of a Muslim. A womans testimony is worth half of a mans. An infidel woman's is worth a quarter.
I think four male witnesses are needed to verify a rape allegation.
This will go over well in Hyanisport and Chapaquidick.
Since you see nothing wrong with Sharia or its legacy you should live under it. The conditions I proposed for Communists were all conditions Jews and other infidels had to live under for 1400 years.
How do a people that forced people to live under those conditions and set the gold standard for colonialism become victims. The answer is that those on the left do not study history. They practice deception and create anti-history and faux indigenous people while spitting on genuine ones.
... having your unit removed by a dull power tool ...
For those up on the news in Iraq, Ducky prefers the Shiite methods to the Sunni methods.
Yes, but do they remove such members under sharia? Except if you're a boy they'd like to keep that way.
plucky-You constantly deride, sneer at and spit on those who would never raise a hand against you to cause harm, but you slobber kiss the feet of those who would knock a wall over on top of you! You are so lost in your hate you have become foolish, and a joke!
tmw
Hold on Duncy, do you want to explain briefly what you were doing in the aparthied Kingdom.
Were you there on business, just a general description and for how long.
This information is highly relevant given your overall loathsome views. Are you claiming the aparthied Kingdom of Saud is humane?
duhkky, I know they didn't let you drive there.
Yes, what does “lived in Saudi Arabia” mean? Fulltime employment? Contract employment? Filmed news footage one weekend? Scored contraband one day? Concubine?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Please don't start with this nonsense that military service gives you exceptional understanding.
At least he knows the difference between white phosphorous and a chemical weapon Duhkkky.
Steve- Christianity is a lifestyle, but it doesn't force itself on others. In spite of plucky's paranoia! It does have high standards, but they are based on; value of a person due to creation of that person by G*D, all life is of value, no matter how "imperfect", personal responsibility, accountability to G*D, a pursuit of virtue and righteousness, and seeking the fruit of the Spirit(love, joy, peace, longsuffering,kindness, goodness, faithfulness,gentleness, self-control). We fall down, but continue to get up and try again!
tmw
Duck says "Please don't start with this nonsense that military service gives you exceptional understanding."
Don't your retard friends on the left say that if you haven't served in the military you cannot talk about war, and defend or criticize wars?
So which is it birdbrain?
I have to disagree with anyone that belives that, Nostradumbass, is intelligent.
You may make a case for, idiot savant, but never intelligent.
Even Kim Peek, (the real rain man), has a better grasp of reality and what's going on around him. But Ducky is neiter as talanted as Kim nor near as charming.
Of course, he's probably tring to make a point, (not realizing he has one between his ears). The last time he tried that, he said that Catholics were the only ones to have a chance at salvation. (of course that's overly simplified, but so is Nostradumbass).
Beak, maybe its time for a "Rain Man" parody.
[In a telephone booth with the door closed]
Raymonduhkky: Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.
Beak: Did you fart, Raymonduhkky? Did you fart?
Raymonduhkky: Fart. I'm just commenting on your blog.
Beak: [Trying unsuccessfully to open the door] How can you stand that?
Raymonduhkky: I don't mind it. My farts don't stink and neither do my comments.
Beak: How can you stand it?
Raymonduhkky: Ten minutes to Wapner. Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this blog with no TV.
Doctor: Raymonduhkky, do you know what a moron is?
Raymonduhkky: Yeah.
Doctor: You know that word?
Raymonduhkky: Yeah.
Doctor: Are you a moron?
Raymonduhkky: I think so. Definitely not.
Raymonduhkkky: Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear.
Charlie: I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?
Raymonduhkky: They're in the pocket of my jacket. Here.
Charlie: I don't want them back.
Raymonduhkkky: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.
Charlie: Underwear is underwear, Raymonduhkky.
Raymonduhkky: My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymonduhkky.
Charlie: All right, when we pass the store, we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.
Raymonduhkky: I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cuba.
Charlie: We're not going back to Cuba, Raymonduhkky, so don't even start with that.
Raymonduhkkky: Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cuba.
Charlie: [Pulls over, gets out of the car and yells] WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT! IN Cuba OR WHEREVER!
Raymonduhkkky: K-Mart!
Charlie: You know what I think, Duhkky? I think this moronic behavior is a bunch of leftist bulls*it! Because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere!
Raymonduhkky: Boxer shorts. K-Mart!
[Raymonduhkkky and Charlie are sitting at a duck pond. Raymonduhkky is staring off into space]
Charlie: Raymonduhkky, what are you looking at? The ducks are over here. What are you looking at?
Raymonduhkkky: I don't know, a life?
Raymonduhkky: [after Charlie throws underwear out of car] Uh oh. Underwear on the highway. Uh oh.
[Raymonduhkky has stopped in the middle of the street because the sign said DON'T WALK. An angry driver is yelling at him]
Motorist: Hey you! Hey dips*it! Move it! You ain't gonna move, I'll move you!
Raymonduhkky: Have to get to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street. The sign said 'Don't Walk'. Have to get to K-Mart.
i will not call plucky a f*cking idiot...i will not call plucky a...
G-d forgive me.
I've lived in Saudi.
Really? Which one?
beak - fyi (and plucky's too!) - a symposium at fpm on the pope's visit to turkey - plucky's favorite author, bat y'eor, a member of the panel:
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=25789
I've lived in Saudi.
3 months on the calligraphy tour right?
I have a friend who was born and raised there for 18 years at the ARAMCO compound near Dammam
LOLROTF@ EB
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