This is yet another one of those dreaded cyberoasts where I serve as our host. Regular readers are well aware of the format where we salute a fellow blogger to a Dean Martin style roast all in good fun. Our hostest for the evening will be Nanc and TMW is cooking up some classics in the back. Beakerambo has been dispatched from Celebrity dodgeball because he works for minimum wage.
I first met Rob Bayn on Upon Futher Review a decent site for those on the far left. Rob at the time was living a vile ugly lifestyle as a dreaded Detroit Lion fan. The Lions who have set the standard for futility in the NFL are a poor excuse for a football team. However, the Arizona Cardinals are making a great case for football futility. The Raiders will likely pass both and Raiders fans are part mental patient even in good years.
Rob and I disagree on many things. Rob likes American Idol and I want to kick Simon's posterior. Rob tends to like Pop culture more than I do. He does not seem to seek higher wisdom in the idiocies of American idol. The idiocy of finding higher meaning through films belongs to Duncy. Duncy is still trying to figure out the politically correct meaning of the God's Must Be Crazy.
Rob is a patriotic sane liberal. This is opposed to the insane anti semitic kind who run from Bibles ala Linda Blair in the Excorcist. Maybe a future Beakerkin Parody will be on the Bad Omen Marxist starring Justin Morris, Beakerambo, Elmers brother, TMW with 167 playing a satanicaly possed Marxist anti-semite. Jason Pappas will provide a cameo as the Liberterian alternative excorcist.
Rob has the distinction of being the only person with spelling that rivals my own. Of course the the fact that most of our couch potato critics have cut and paste blogs
Let the bad quips fly and the fun begin. The roast is underway