Are you a retarded anti-semite devoid of any social graces? We have the perfect job for you? Contact comwad Ducky at Retards for Hammas and you can be a suicide bomber. Yes Hamas has a history of using developmentally disabled children against their loving parents wishes. However, Janice does not have to worry about any loving relatives. Her relatives will be glad to see her blow herself up for fake indigenous people. Why settle for a lifetime of people telling you what a total moron you are? You can have a task that suits your limited intellect.
Pick up the phone and contact Comwad Ducky in the People's Republic of MA. You will be paid only upon completions of your task. All uncollected checks go to Comwad Ducky.