A Christmas Carrol Gone Haywire Starring 167 Part 1

Mad Zionist Jewish Conpiracy Production Present A Christmas Carrol Gone Haywire.

It was early Christmas in London. 167 had just returned from his Abu Gharib naked twister role playing with the Gay Commies anti-semites 1001 chapter. He went to his table to assemble his Leggo concentrtion camp he purchased in his travels to Iran. He was in a foul mood as his entry in the Iranian Holocaust Cartoon did not get any notice. It seems even apocalypti blood crazed jihadis do have some standards of good taste. A foul wind crept into the room. At first he thought it was the Tofurkey as tofu tends to put a bad smell in the air.

167 looked and it was his friend Poultry.

167: You stupid American marxists always make such a big production about entering a scene. If I didn't know better I would think you have a bit of drama queen in you.
Oh we can aarange that in the bedroom.

Ducky: Comwad 167 it is I the Duck returned from beyond the grave.

167: Well that would explain the bad odor
Ducky: No that is the tofurkey.
167: But you have been decomposing for two years.
Ducky: It is the Tofurkey that is all Satan feeds us along with brussel sprouts and
fermented Yak...
167: This hell place sounds like fun where do....
Ducky: Silence Comwad I am here to tell you to change your ways or face eternal damnation. While I am here I want my copy of Almodvar's Tie me Up Tie me Down.
167: I was so disappointed that it wasn't gay porn.
Ducky: You idiot even for a Comwad you are low class.
167: You are one of those errr heterosexual well....
Ducky: I am here to tell you o mend your hateful ways. Learn to embrace the savior and his people.
167: Marx and Chomsky
Ducky: No you idiot Jesus and the Jews.
167: Never Christianity is evil and all the problems of the world are caused by dem Joooos er Zionists.
Ducky: You will have three visitors. Try to learn something or you will end up in Satan's re-education camp. Oh thanks for my Almodvar CD all they play in hell is Yentyl 24/7.

167 stood in a daze as the clock neared nine. He thought is was the cheap Vodka but he had been drinking Grey Goose all evening. He heard a dreaded sound a crash and some Barry Manilow music.

167: What is it with you Americans can't anyone just knock on the door. Its that blasted Zionist Media and Judeohollywood. So Rob did you finally wear out your welcome among the Fascist Neocon Zionista JudeoNazifriends of yours.

Rob Bayn: I am here as the ghost of holiday past. Open your heart to the savior stop vilifing his people and stop eating that Tofu.

167: You Americans are poisoning the world with McDonalds and Obesity.All you Americans are brainwashed by the Jews and you are all fat because the Jooos own the fast food companies. Judeozionists are poisoning the world with Junk food. It is the worst poisons of capitalism and Jooish control.

Rob Bayn: I will have talk to my agant there is nothing in my contact about working with idiots.

I suppose it is better to starve people to death in the name of Marx.

167: Well at least they wouldn't be fat it is sooooo unsightly and Jooooish
Rob Bayn: Dead people are not exactly healthy
167: Tell that to Kate Moss
Rob: She is still alive you dolt.
167: I thought she was dead she looks dead. She smells dead. ...
Rob: That bad stench is you lay off the Tofurkey. Root for the Detroit Lions and behold as we venture into Christmas past.
167: Do you put out on the first date.... Ouch damn Zionist deity hit me with a lightning bolt inside my flat
Rob: Thanks big guy just a few more volts next time. It will at least remove the tofu spell. Respect Gods messenger as we drift into holiday past.........

To Be Continued.