Tuesday, July 31, 2007

An Official Job For The Duck

There has been some controvery on this site over what term should be used to describe the followers of Trotsky.

As the official troll and critic of this blog the Duck will decide if the correct term is Trotskite or Trotskyist.

The Duck has been known to accept bribes of all types and accepts credit cards. Those who wish to influence the Duck should know he preffers cast to Beakerambo products.

16 comments:

Ducky's here said...

Please remember that I only accept American Express.

Steve Harkonnen said...

The Duck is quite some guy. I'd like to meet him in person one day. He's become somewhat a legend around here.

You should try and meet him yourself. I bet you guys would get along fine in real life.

Mr. Beamish the Kakistocrat said...

Everybody hates Emmanuel Goldstein.

nanc said...

how about the "backdoortrotskyites"?

*:]

beakerkin said...

Nanc we will add that to the terms.

Ducky let all those who wish to sway your vote no Discover and Visa will not do it.

Ducky's here said...
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The Merry Widow said...

ROTFLMSS!
That was a good one Ducky!
Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't have any credit cards, how about a secret recipe? The original Cesar salad dressing from Ramon's Rainbow Room, goes back to the '60's?

tmw

Ducky's here said...

DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT CRASHING AT MY PAD! Ok, I scratched your Doobie Brothers record so I'll give the b**ch a ride back to Wellesley, but that's it.

beakerkin said...

Like a good Communist the duck has not done a simple task.

What is the correct term for a follower of Trotsky? Your choice will be the official policy of this blog.

Ducky's here said...

Trotskyite

beakerkin said...

Sorry Ren

Our expert has determined the correct term is Trotskyite. We will adopt your term if you can persude or bribe the Duck into changing his mind.

He does accept American Express, Cash, CD copies of Mission to Moscow, Battleship Potemkin and Reds. He will accept The Sand Pebles if you place it in a brown enveople.

Our expert has set the policy going forward.

The Merry Widow said...

I KNEW the Cesar salad dressing recipe would do it! HAHA!

tmw

FLORIAN said...

Ducky is a legend! I just wonder what he thinks of Sergio Leone directed films.

beakerkin said...

Florian

Maybe I will have a debate on Films
Ducky vs Sonia. All of us get to name five films at random for the resident critics to pronounce their verdict on.

Always On Watch said...

Duck,
Please remember that I only accept American Express.

I have that card but rarely use it. Hehehe.

FLORIAN said...

Beaker that's not a bad idea. Robin Hood played by the swashbuckler should be one of his films that he chooses.