Regular readers of this blog do not be alarmed. I am using the readership of this blo to promote my new network that nobody watches.
Our first show is Libertarians gone Wild. Watch as lLibertarians demand rich art patrons pay for their own opera tickets. Cringe as they demand college Professors work fourty hour work weeks. Be afraid as they demand productivity and innitiative from Government workers. Watch them try to destroy the planet by eliminating gas taxes.
Be afraid the Libertarians are out there.
Then we have our new Reality show called Revolting America. Watch three Communist Anti Semites that a trip around America . The three visionaries are Ducky , 167, and 147. Wintermute did not make the cut as even Commies have to be reality based. Watch as 167 finds common ground with the KKK .
" Well we both agree that you live in a Jooooo controlled country with a joooooish er zionist media. However you positions on blacks and gays......"
Watch Ducky explain the wonders of Casto in Miami as people arive in inner tubes fleeing the workers paradise.
" Don't you know you are fleeing a land with great health care and education. Get back on those inner tubes and head back you ingrates."
Watch as 147 goes to Brighton Beach and explains to Soviet Jooooos that they are all liars and were never persecuted.
As our goal is to change the world we have childrens cartoons too.
" Adolescent Neo Marxist Sexualy Perveted Worms from Berkley" Meet the fab four named after our greatest minds Marx , Chomsky , Castro and the comedian Moore."
We also have a Soap for Daytime. Higher Times at Hiher Ed where faculty and students light up , play naked twister, everyone gets an A except for some White male named Beamish.
Now back to the mediocrity called the Beak Speaks. Patriotism is so passe.