Saturday, November 15, 2008

The Bolshevik Media CTD

Joe the plumber is and remains a private citizen whose life was placed under a microscope. As a private citizen publication about details of his life remain a crime.
Government information is only provided on an as need to know basis. This invasion of privacy needs to be addressed and the employees responsible terminated. I do believe the story of one such source who was directed by her boss to do a search.

While Joe the Plumber has had his entire life turned upside down we are left with scores of questions about Obama.

Where are his college transcripts? We have heard the left deride George Bush as a chimp but his grades indicate otherwise. In fact his grades were better than Gomer Kerry who is not ever abused in such a manner. Obviously comparing Obama to a chimp
would have odious racial over tones, so I will compare him to a house plant. If his grades were stellar he would have released them.

Where is Obama's birth certificate? This is not a major deal except that it is a prerequisite for the job. I am not one prone to conspiracies but as it is a job requirement it should have been presented.


Ducky's here said...

Beak, have no fear, Alan "He's Psycho" Keyes filed suit in California to take care of the birth certificate.

When you've got the freakin' Ambassador from the Planet Mongo working hard for your side you'll surely prevail in this one.

beakerkin said...

Good for Keyes, a true America patriot and a man of ideas. He did alot better than those commie feminists in Borat.

Lets see the birth certificate and end the paranoid speculation.

Ducky's here said...

Beak, I need you assistance. As you know, I was recently named the monitor in my building but I'm new at this.

Can you give me some tips on how to recognize counter revolutionary activity?

Thank You

Ducky's here said...

Dear Beak,

Today I went to the Peabody-Essex Museum for a show of polar landscape painting. It was interesting but as a whole mediocre.
As I was leaving I noticed stopped into the activities gallery and was shocked to find it filled with displays and projects containing the vilest environmental propaganda.
A bulletin board even had people posting stories of climate effects they've noticed.

How do I take steps to shut down this sort of vile activity? I've noticed more and more world class museums joining the far left. I troubles me.

Thank you,
A Faithful Reader

Always On Watch said...

Too much stone-walling by Obama to suit me. Does he think he's above the law? Maybe.

And so did Richard Nixon.

beakerkin said...


Obama is all packaging and a substandard product.


When the art world gets back to doing
its job maybe I will donate again.
Much of what passes for art is mediocre.

Beamish said...


There was a drop in monitored artic zone temperatures with a corresponding growth 30% higher than climate change models "predicted" in the ice shelf in Anarctica, a recovery that puts its size back to levels last seen in the 1980s.

The true reason for this is that there was faulty data sets in temperature readings used to hawk "global warming" snake oil (i.e. it's a fraud, there is no global warming threat).

But, since hard science isn't the forte of imbecilic leftists like yourself, you can blame it on Messiah Obama's miracle powers.