What type of person jumps out of a 39 story building and screws up their own suicide?
The jumper in question was an English major who was likely exposed to years of incompetent Old Boshevik Club hacks. The jumpee was depressed that he could not find a job in publishing and was working in a coffee shop. Apparently, Mother Jones and High Times have no openings at the moment.
The owner of the car was much more congenial than most of us. He borrowed his wife's car and likely will be on the couch for a month if he is lucky. It is a good thing the episode is in the paper as this would probably earn a wooden shampoo ( NY slang for beat down with a nightstick or broom handle) or a month of yeah sure from his wife.
The Duck is probably going to advise all future lefty jumpers to aim for gas guzzling vehicles like SUVs and Hummers. This seems in very poor taste as the person in question is likely mentally disturbed. If this idea catches on we could thin the herd of brain impaired lefties.
The Discovery Channel shooter was also a lefty.
Of course as lefties are criminal and screw ups by nature these stories should be expected.