Thursday, September 02, 2010

Lefties behaving badly

What type of person jumps out of a 39 story building and screws up their own suicide?
The jumper in question was an English major who was likely exposed to years of incompetent Old Boshevik Club hacks. The jumpee was depressed that he could not find a job in publishing and was working in a coffee shop. Apparently, Mother Jones and High Times have no openings at the moment.

The owner of the car was much more congenial than most of us. He borrowed his wife's car and likely will be on the couch for a month if he is lucky. It is a good thing the episode is in the paper as this would probably earn a wooden shampoo ( NY slang for beat down with a nightstick or broom handle) or a month of yeah sure from his wife.

The Duck is probably going to advise all future lefty jumpers to aim for gas guzzling vehicles like SUVs and Hummers. This seems in very poor taste as the person in question is likely mentally disturbed. If this idea catches on we could thin the herd of brain impaired lefties.

The Discovery Channel shooter was also a lefty.

Of course as lefties are criminal and screw ups by nature these stories should be expected.

10 comments:

Ducky's here said...

Keep it classy, Beak. Joke about peoples desperation and mental illness.

Way to go, Officer. Learned to spell "rogue" yet?

Ducky's here said...

Hey Beak, I've got a good idea for a column.

Have your brother due a guest spot and write a column on "The King's Torah". I'm sure it would be a hit.

Always On Watch said...

What type of person jumps out of a 39 story building and screws up their own suicide?

In NYC?

Damned good thing he didn't land on MY car!

beakerkin said...

AOW

I say we let the owner of the car kick his butt.

Duckkky

Lets see an alcoholic loser slashes a Muslim and you blame the right. A Muslim goes postal and commits a war crime and you blame America. Lefties subject a loser to mindless Marxism and Obama's Marxist mess economy and he tries to commit suicide and in Marxist fashion screws it up and you expect us not to laugh.

Besides you can save the planet like your Nazi allies in Hezbollah.
Have lefties swan dive into gas guzlers. If a few commies die America is improved by their departure. Maybe Limbaugh can park his Humvees under the Sears Tower. Jump commies jump and nail the gas guzlers.

beamish said...

Of course the Discovery Channel shooter was a lefty.

He ranted about overpopulation, yet lacked the grace to off himself peacefully to make more room.

He was stupidity on tap. Nothing but leftism.

Always On Watch said...

I love what Beamish said!

He ranted about overpopulation, yet lacked the grace to off himself peacefully to make more room.

Brooke said...

Ducky is so damned predictable.

Ducky's here said...

No Beak, the guy slashes a cabby and I blame the invective that's being spread against all Muslims.

I'm not assigning blanket guilt any more than I think all evangelicals are members of Westover Baptist.

You however have a proven record of spreading hate here and with your best friend on the internet David Yeagley so you have some culpability.

Hey, I left you a question over at you know who's left wing site. How come you haven't had the balls to attempt an answer, Officer Scholar?

Joe Conservative said...

Blah, blah, blah...

The guy was a muzzie-loving Lefty BEFORE the attack... which makes him likely a plant pushing "the cause".

Joe Conservative said...

After all, what's "just another sacrifice" for advancement of the cause of socialist internationalism and Palestinian solidarity?