Beakerambo is still being held in Trashcanistan. The Beamish Army is sweeping the province. The People's Liberterian Army led Jason Papas has captured the Hash stash and artificial left of the enemy. What neferious misdeeds liberterians and artifical legs are capable of is unknown.
The clowns of jihad have been joined by the an American traitor Mummia Schlemiel Jabbar. He seems farmiliar to me. Could Uptown have joined the clowns of jihad? Is Uptown imitating Mummia Schlemiel Jabbar. Uptown does seem to botch Mummia's like You are an invertebrate LIAR.
The familiar avatars are massing. Justin Morris is our Chaplain and DJ and has just reached for Barry Manilow's greatest hits and an Abba album.
Nanc still has the sword in Arkansas. John Bwown is searching for the sword but stopped by the Bill Clinton Library and Brothel.
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don't you worry your purty selves over that sword!
Being in 34 different places at once is exhausting, but I'll bring Beakerambo home alive. Unless some other Beamish does.
And tSkilletmO'Malleyw is stretching and reaching for her skillets! She is about to put on her pointiest toed shoes and is looking for uppity's posterior regions! jobro is about to have a skillet(cast iron of course) applied vigorously to his pointy little head! janice will be dealt with in an equally predjudicial manner!
Bring it on!
Good morning and G*D bless!
tmw
P.S. After that church business meeting Sun. night has me feeling my oats, I need to release so adrenaline!
August 1 comes soon. On that date, if all demands are not met, the Lions of Jihad will behead Beakerambo and send the head back to you in a HEAD COFFIN.
Nanc cannot hide the sword forever, even in Arkansas. Besides, Mummia may have a sword which the soldiers of Allah can use.
Barry Manilow and Abba are haram. We do not fear them.
The Clinton Library received Saudi funds and belongs to the Lions of Jihad. The brothel there is just a front for the sons of Allah.
Just a little joke here to go along with Beak's mention of the Clinton Library and Brothel....
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."
"No Problem!" said the Wizard. "Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward," Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done! says the Wizard. Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Dubya and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
[Sorry, Beak. I couldn't help myself!]
Janice
Your posts will not be published here. We do not abuse retarded people other then 167 or John Brown. You are the stupidest of a rather sad lot and that is quite an achievement
Hmmmmm, I'm not the only one feeling their oats!
tmw
ahmadinejanice is bothering you too?
Janice made a comment about TMW. It is okay to satire me but my guests are off limits.
Beaker- Sticks and stones,
may break my bones, but namecallers hurt themselves!
But, Thank you!
tmw
Beaker-
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but namecallers hurt themselves!
thank you, Beaker, you're a gentleman!
tmw
As soon as I am over these kidney stones I will be rejoining the Beamish Army
Janice seems to be a little slow catching on; much like Brownie.
Just let me know when I should wealize me Tassie Devil on upon the enemy.
Felis- I just love those little tassies! They remind me of my late(who tempermentally was another Wolverine, but that's another story!)I have a couple of LooneyTunes T-shirts that have Taz on them, cute but feisty!
tmw
my 79 ford f250 (the great pumpkin) has tazz mudguards and floormats - whoooooooooosh!
Tassie love TMW. :-)
BTW,
Tassies might be little but their bite equals hyena's.
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