Beakerambo is still being held in Trashcanistan. The Beamish Army is sweeping the province. The People's Liberterian Army led Jason Papas has captured the Hash stash and artificial left of the enemy. What neferious misdeeds liberterians and artifical legs are capable of is unknown.
The clowns of jihad have been joined by the an American traitor Mummia Schlemiel Jabbar. He seems farmiliar to me. Could Uptown have joined the clowns of jihad? Is Uptown imitating Mummia Schlemiel Jabbar. Uptown does seem to botch Mummia's like You are an invertebrate LIAR.
The familiar avatars are massing. Justin Morris is our Chaplain and DJ and has just reached for Barry Manilow's greatest hits and an Abba album.
Nanc still has the sword in Arkansas. John Bwown is searching for the sword but stopped by the Bill Clinton Library and Brothel.